^ . ^ Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Symbols, Hi :) -Catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear catface, chi-town made the abc world news. youre right, the snow out there is terrible right now. it made me cold just seeing it on tv. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear rolfhaggiz, I need a lazy gym partner because I need someone on my level. I can't be going to the gym with no lance armstrong or julie hadden type kneegas because I'll die from trying to move my chubby self. -seyseysey Dear ryan, Today we both had one of the biggest sighs of relief from what could have been the end of my world and yours. Thankfully this domino effect type deal thing was no what we expected it to be....Actually I'm more relieved than you are. -ms.firstname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Seyer, I know how you feel. I find myself justifying that I need to eat in order to stay warm. Hibernation-staus or some shit. If you find a way to stay motivated let me know. -grape Dear Cigarettes, Fuck you. -pg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear dreams, how many times am i gonna get shot to death? tired of having these same dreams over and over again. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 DEAR 12OZ NIGGERS---------- HELLO I MISSED YA'LL----------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear fat people, who eats alot shits alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear mcdonalds ad, i just clicked you to support the oontz, but now im hungry. :( cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear boris, you tweet some funny shit. -INJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear rent overage, go away. -eon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 cG, 392? is that a page number reference? i have 40 posts per page so that is always screwing me up when people say 'this page is great' or sumpin. anyway, big deal or no, it's never a problem. !@#$% dear snow thanks. we got lambasted last year so i can't say i'm sorry we missed any of this however, your melty alter-ego, ice, got me good this morning. !@#$% dear mubarak just gtfo !@#$% dear egypt thanks for the social unrest. the facility isn't being built until next week so i don;t have tons of work and you're really doing a fine job of keeping my boss occupied 24/7. democracy for you, now, ish'allah !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear CaliG I always get dreams where I am getting shot up or killed, I think one night I must have spent too much time on 12oz because I was running through a favela being shot at by drug dealers while half my head was hanging off after being shot. Also had some crazy dreams last night. Decy Dear Decy Why is it that the pregnant woman on the team opposite you in work looks so fucking hot, normally pregnant women are all wobbling and walking like a duck, but she is heavy pregnant and dresses and looks sexy as fuck - get wife pregnant again enjoy pregnant sex haha Dear job you suck and bore the shit out of me, need a major change in life. fed up of being nice to customers who are richer than me and have a fucking attitude problem. Call centers are the new sweat shops. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear symbols, you've been a (INSERT STATE HERE) resident for how long and you still get tripped on ice!?!?? I skated to class this morning ... 'sall about the slip 'n' slide routine. Although I definitely fell last week right in front of a big group... i'm not perfect either. -INJ. dear caffeine, Thank you, as always, you're there for me. -INJ. Dear seyer, You are a-w-f-u-l at hittin me back on the text - i know i'm juss a gringo but damn! no love. -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 injury, i was on a bike. i came down the road (ice-free) and came around the corner, and literally the ENTIRE road was a sheet of ice because of a leaky water pipe and an incline. i tried to slow down in time and couldn't, i only had about 2 feet, then the bike went out from under me. it wasn't bad. i didn't rip any clothes and only got a bloody knuckle. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear letter B you are the fuckin' bain of my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear symbols, yup!...it was a page reference...lol. i forgot that not everyone has the default # of posts per page set. cG dear decy, yeah...i think my dreams are because ive been watching too many episodes of gangland (i dont think they show that show in the uk), but the last few dreams ive had have been realistic....in one, im sitting in the passenger seat of a car with the window down and someone runs up to the car and fires two into my chest....in the dream, my entire body gets warm and everything starts to fade out. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 DEAR BEARS I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEARS ON THE FIRST 48, CAUSE BEARS AIN'T REAL NIGGAS-------WHAT TIME OF REAL NIGGA BEAR HIBERNATES? I'VE NEVER SEEN A BEAR KILL A PARK RANGER WITH A STOLEN GUN--WHY? CAUSE BEARS AIN'T REAL NIGGAS---NIGGA YOU A BEAR YOU EAT FISH AND HONEY YOU A CLOWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear lanky streak of pish who lives through the wall... shut up and stop yelling at your kids all fuckin' day long before i jump the fence and bang your coupon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Bullystick, While at the pet store today, I picked you up and after being told "the dog loves them, but they smell really bad," I put you down and moved on. Why did you have to curse me and make my hand smell like I just jerked off a homeless man? I do not like my hand smelling like the F train on a cold night. So with that said, I will never let my dog chew on you because I don't want her to have dick breath. Thank you kindly, Earl Papadapolis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear earl, that just made my day. -eon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 dear rolf. your last post makes me think you are the pootie tang of scotland. RU. PS. french is the same thing as gay. i tried to prop but im 24d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dear earl don't besmirch my beloved F-trains good name! freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Dear Earl, If your mind was made in pocket size, I would just stuff it down the pockets of my pants or sweater and take it out whenever I needed to cheer up or needed a good laugh. It's that amazing. -seyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dear sey, taht sounds sexual. freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dear ihu, shit is ridiculous. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dearest SSN i see your awake from your daydream... shit for sure gave me a headache after the second or third sentence... until next time, IHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Dear Inj, My bad, I always have issues with service in my house. I'll think my texts sends but it ends up chillin in my outbox. -sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dear beer, learn how to refill yourselves because ive but 2 of you left. tall boys. (nh) and i would like more. if not, it is pot and sliding around on my skateboard on the ice the rest of the night. p.s. fuck them closing the highways and fuckin up my pussssy gettin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dear birthday, im looking forward to you x cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 dear midterm please be nice to me. i promise i studied... horribletesttakeroner edogggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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