anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Dear deadmaus, KILL YOURSELVES. FUCK YOU, peanut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Dear pretty young thing in the yellow dress, let me see ya titty, just one titty, please? peanut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 DEAR PEANUT, LAWL. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 DEAR SSN, I DEFINETELY WILL BUT I HAVEN'T MADE THE ACCOUNT YET. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 dear massgraff... your special text brightens up my day, as i have forgot what the sky looks like, but noo i kinda remember. dear raaaaaaaaaaaaahsbelly cali... i bet that boy was a fuckin' headcase ninja just waitin' to see if a mother fucker would... i was also at the gym tonight. i weighed myself for the first time in 5 months to find i now weigh 14 stone... last time i was under 11 i think two of that is my liver... an the other 1 is most certainly muscle... i'm sure i cheered the gym up by lettin' oot fuckin' healthy rippers o' farts everytime i was on the bench press though... your boyo aboot blew a fuckin' hole in the seat! goodnight oontz!! rolf haggis is off to his private room on the big steamin' boat!! fuckin' toot toot ya bams! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear rolf, he was definitely a ninja. or an asian gang member. because im a big guy, he saw me waiting to use the squat rack and didnt even flinch. cG p.s. you really fart while benching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear IHU, ☐ like or ☐ like like <3 ssn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear Dude who emailed me about a job, I will be calling you tomorrow. Thanks, Morton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 DEAR ROLF, NO PROB BOB. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear Paycheck, AW MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU AT ALL. THESE CAPS ARE NOT EVEN EXPRESSING MY EXCITEMENT. I'LL DO A DANCE ONCE I CASH YOU I SWEAR. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear Brian Wilson, When can we get married? I'll let you assasinate my mentality any day. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear sey, im sorry but brian wilson and i are engaged. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear sacramento kings, yall mother fuckers need to step your mother fucking game up, how the fuck we gonna lose to a 1-7 team..wtf. -asthma al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear sooks, Aw damn! I should've known! I'm gonna call up the mask and tell em to cancel our plans for me and Brian :( -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear Rolf..your posts and props always make my laugh. thanks. SMooches. Dear Casek, I know you think I have, but I haven't forgotten. I almost ALMOST threw in the white flag but I dont think so. Im trying to find my weapons of mass destruction. I know you have already found yours. soon. B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear sey, what about timmy? you guys would make a very cute couple. <3 ssn dear tonight, hurry. im super excited. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear asthma al, i agree with you. i stopped watching in the 4th quarter cause it got too humiliating. cG dear ssn and seyer, ya'll should marry juan uribe. team chubb lubb! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear cali, i am spoken for by brian wilson. also, i might be driving my mom to sacramento sat night. we should chill while she kicks it with her homegirl. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear ssn, i am down!! can't wait to see the new and improved you. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear ladies of oontz. who tf is brain wilson? i'll google him, this is like a rhetorical letter. xo !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear ladies, get your heads examined. sincerely, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear !@#$%, lol no!!! brian wilson as in the pitcher for the sf giants. <3 ssn p.s. get to knitting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear !@#$% did you really not know who Brian Wilson was? or were you picturing the beach boy guy? I dont know baseball so wouldnt have a clue if a pitcvher had that name. -Decy Dear work please make the next week go quickly this overtime is killer and cant wait for a day off next thursday Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 dear oontz weemin' (females)... i thought people in california actually still listened to the beach boys... i'm fuckin' really fuckin' gutted... dear caliG... i had chiili for tea the night beofre and two egg rolls "fir ma denner" (for one's lunch) the following afternoon. i also had a week off teh weights. so when i was struggling i near enough blew a fuckin' hole in yon (the/that) bench... twas rather funny actually. had to ask my mate spottin' to take the bar... no windows in that bitch either... get a fuckin' taste and deal with it honkies!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Dear Homemade Vaporizer, You make me feel like a baser, but you get me high as fuck. I feel conflicted with your use. And thanks to that random dude that gave me weed for drawing a stupid ass tattoo for his sister. Best of luck you fucking black juggalo motherfucker! HAHAHAHAHAHAH size7redtextoner -Eonski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Dear Suki Wilson, I can work with Timmy, we'll smoke each other out on the daily and we'll pitch each other travel mugs full of coffee to each other in the morning :lol: -seyseysey Dear CALiGUULAAA, :lol: Uuuuuribe is old enough to be my uncle! -seyseyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 dear rolf, rofl. cG dear sey sey, age aint nuthin but a numba, ya dig? but if it bothers you that much, you can marry buster posey...dudes only 23. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Dear Cali, haha that's true, I actually have only been with men older than me.Not on some 20+ yr age difference, but a significant amount older than me. Posey is like a baby! Wish I could marry them all :lol: -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 dear seyer, im 30. lets get married. i will feed you till you fit my requirements. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Dear Cali, I'm gonna be like this by the time I fit your requirements! :lol: :lol: -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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