IHATEU Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 oh wait, i didnt say DEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear Mayor of Shits Creek, I'm up a ways and really need a paddle. You know where I can get one? Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear potential Job, WTF! two interviews and I KNOW I passed that drug test, and still no call back? Not cool bro. Not cool. RR Dear Suki, It wasn't really an intimidation thing, it was more of a "I'm high and these things are watching me" thing. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear rr, those are the best things. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear kid walking down the street rhyming out loud to his head phones, No lie --you sounded like you were doing an impression of Eddie Murphy doing an impression of Buckwheat. I hope you never procreate. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear danielle, leave that clown and get with me. love, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear ssn, i will do that sushi challenge with you! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear both Calig and Suki, If you do that sushi challenge without me, I will kill myself, go to hell, get demon status, haunt your houses and torture you for eternity. So you both better combined your earnings and buy me a red eye ticket out there before that rice even hits your fucking lips! Praise Hell, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Dear liver cancer, FUCKYOU. I want my uncle back. /.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 dear earl, :lol: we'll wait for you before we do the sushi challenge. i promise. cG dear meth, sorry about your loss man. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Dear CaliG and Earl, i appreciate the condolences. meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 dear ptx2 flat black, you are terrible paint. no love, INJ. dear cute italian girl, goddamnit. come baaaack. love, INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 dear alcohol, i consumed a lot of you last night, thanks for not giving me a hangover. -eon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Dear Math i dont understand you. so in return i hate you Peace Emen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 DEAR RUSSIAN GIRL THAT WAS WORKIN AT NATHAN'S THIS SUMMER, I'M BUYING A BUS TICKET TO COME SEE YOU ON TUESDAY. YOU WERE THAT AMAZING. SEE YOU SOON, MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Dear fellow oontzers, idk if you guys read my last dear about my latest incounter with my newest addition to the m.hawaii team. but last time the news was no bien "good." well today i am proud to announce that the mission was a success. operation drop your panties on the second date worked. and boy oh boy this is a splendid draft pick. its as if jordan had got drafted to the lakers in prime condition. except shes not black and cant dunk...well....she cant dunk a basketball that is. haha -MansbestFriendthedogonerM.hawaii! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Dear liver, lungs, and nasal passages, I apologize for the unexpected marathon style workout I gave you last night. As per usual I was up well before noon this morning. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Dear massgraff, your exchange is up. in black and white cuz i only had black markers. I prefer black and white when i paint anyway. enjoy, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 dear ru, i still have to people ahead of you but will try and finnish by monday night. thanx man. thanx, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 dear earl, come haunt me, i will take you out for sushi! <3 ssn dear cali, i need to spend a whole day in sac sans pugs. <3 ssn dear meth, totally shitty, sorry to hear. <3 ssn dear self, keep up the great job running! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 dear ssn, do it! and theres a store in sac called dragatomi now...have you been to it? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 dear me, well done for getting your apprenticeship oot!!! dear car... you are a fuckin' whoorin' bucket o' fuckin' shite. i can't wait to get rid of you so you can make someone else's life miserable as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Dear Cali, My cousin owns Dragatomi haha -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 dear girl from french classes brother, i hope you can except tha fact that for tha next 4 years you'll have tha reputation of being tha big doofy kid who got his ass beat so badly by some kid less than half his size, that tha kid got kicked out and sent to a 17 credit S.A.F.E school. i hope you can come to terms with this. that's quite honestly pretty embarrissing. mass p.s your sister's a total smash. i might make my move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Dear SSN, I appreciate it. meth. Dear school, Dont be a bitch tomorrow. I better have mellow instructors. SERIO. methhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Dear Sleep, Why is it that unless I've smoked, I'm up all night avoiding you? RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 dear INKFACE, congrats on becoming a new daddy! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 dear suki, i have something serious to chat with you about. so PM me since i for some reason can't PM you. -chacha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Dear people who hear my accent, find out where I'm from, and tell me to say "chowder" or "park the car," Choke on a wiffle ball bat full of rocks you unoriginal fucks. Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 dear chacha, it's temporarily on. <3 ssn dear sleep, where are you? must we play this game again tonight? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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