massgraff Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 dear people at tha store down tha street, stop using food stamps for every little purchase, that shit is so annoying. i walk in just to get change and end up standin behind one of you clowns for 5 minutes because your buying a fuckin ho ho with your card. get it together. you must have some money. sincerely, massgraff p.s c'mon son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 dear button on dress trousers. please don't come flying off at the wedding this afternoon. i realise i am a fat cunt these days since my knees have fucked up. but please let me enjoy beer with friends and my bonny girlfriend withoot embarassment. cheers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Dear Cali, Thanks! Oh and Micah called me right after you hung out, shoulda asked him to call me up while you two were hangin! haha -seyseysey Dear INJ, You need to skype more stat haha good video chattin, I'll give you heads up when I'm on ok. -sey sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 dear... top button, you are the chief, i have a lotta rhymes but i'll be brief... dear tommy hillfiger, you my nigga. cheers mikey for makin' a cracka' dapper.... that'll do rhyme wise fir noo dear gil scott heron. i'm living oot a tinny. not a bottle the noo dear fuckin' (fuck knows what the fuck you're doin' with a cunt wi' a coupon like mines)beautiful girlfriends family. i find it super fuckin' gangsta that all your family are drug runners and you persue a career in illustration. i love you plenty, healthy and large dear weemin' (female/woman/those who don't piss on their shoes) members of teh oontz. thank you for keepin' teh "laddies" (boys/infants) under control. the slight chance there is a slight wiff (smell) of vagina keeps most members acting as soft as a homosexual's wet fart in a jacuzzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Dear ex I still love and care for you, we are still friends, but the relationship has been dead for almost a year and now you're getting jealous cuz I went and fucked some other chick last night. Wasn't expecting you to show up at the same spot we were at. As far as me and your 2 coworkers that were already there knew, you were just going to go home. You got mad at me cuz I and everyone else went off and did other stuff when you got there. even your little homie was telling you to chill and not get mad at me. then today you give me the ultimatum of its sex with other chicks, or keeping you in my life as a friend most likely without the possibility of sex. You have a ton of utter shit going on in your life right now and I'm one of the few people there to support you. I'm really not ready to give up our friendship of 8 years, but I'm also not going to sit around and wait for you to maybe decide your depression is done and for your libido to come back. That was a huge problem when we were together. tough decisions to be made and tired of the bullshit Almighty real name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 dear all, y'all seen that gangland on BMF? Those motherfuckers did the most ballinest shit ever. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 dear gaping hole in my tooth, you are quite uncomfortable. PS. Where the fuck did you come from, I swear there was a filling there before. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 dear sey sey, we did call you while we were hanging out. you didnt pick up. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Dear Universal creator, Don't you think it's about time you pulled Earth's card? Come on man, just do it. Boom Snap, real fast. A blink of the eye, a snap of the finger. Do it you big pussy. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 dear earl, 2012.. freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 dear doomsday people, its not gonna happen in our lifetime. what are the odds of something that has been around 6 billion years being destroyed during our lifetime?...slim to none. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Dear Doomsday. Instead of some pestilence hunger and disease a big painless flash and then nothing would be fine by me. thanks abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Dear Redeyedanimal. I spent some time in Wayne County Jail. (detroit) everydamn body in there claims to be cousins with meech. Its ridiculous abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear peoples in economics class, if you ask me to make that fuckin trey songz noise one more time, i'm gonna fuckin lose it. it's 3 days later and getting old. you should've recorded it friday. sincerely, massgraff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dear 1 week break, Go by slow. Meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear massgraff, YUUUUP! sincerely, RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear rr, i must spread some reputation around before propin you again. sincerely, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dear Doomsday!, Ever since the womb til I'm back where my brother went that's what my tomb will say. -doomsey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear hot girl taking me to graffiti spots, i love you. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear micahhawaii... i hope you get to give said graff groupie a good rootin' do it for for the boys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dear guy trying to talk to me at the urinal, SERIOUSLY?! Sincerely, Uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear micahhawaii... i hope you get to give said graff groupie a good rootin' do it for for the boys Dear Rolf, stories and pics later in the pies thread lol waiting to meet up with her right now. -M.hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear m.hawaii... post tits and perhaps some minge if i'm not asking too much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dear Rolf, I wish it was acceptable for me to use minge in my vocabulary over here. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dear Ms. Duong, You could be my Mary Kay Letourneau any day, although I am technically legal but you get what I'm saying. We could go to Taco Bell afterwards, and then you could come to my house and play xbox. It would be amazing!!!! love, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dear drunk driving idiots wearing popped collar polos who were driving drunk and decided to t-bone me doing 50 in a 25, fuck you. you're so lucky you got out and ran away after it happened because you were about to get your ass beat no fucking questions. Dear car accident gods who saved me and my gfs lives, thank you. im so lucky to even be typing this right now. -oddp thankful oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dear odd, SUE THEM FOR ALL THEIR MONEY MAN. SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN "LOWER BACK AND NECK PROBLEMS" RIGHT AWAY. AND HAD AN AMBULANCE COME AND PICK YOU UP. THUS GETTING YOU MORE MONEY MAN, COME ON! -BOATKNOWSATHINGORTWOABOUTGETTINMONEYOUTOFCARCRASHES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Dear boat, I did get picked up by the amberlamps! Going to the doctor tomorrow so I can tell them how shitty I feel and in so much pain, not to mention coughing up blood. -oddpgonnamilkthisasmuchaspossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 dear IHU, don't be a hater! playoffs!!! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 dear odd, nice. not the fact you're actually hurt, i hope you didn't get fucked up really bad man. but that dude or dudes, deserve to get a shitload of money taken from them for driving drunk and acting like idiots and crashing into you and your girl, which could have killed you. i've seen people get t-boned and loose a couple legs, or die, i've seen trucks completely squish the whole middle of the car... it's not a nice site to see... they ran away??? wow... hope cops are gonna hit them with a hit and run. the fact that they ran away is only going to help you in court. -boatgetthatmoneyodd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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