yinz n'at Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 dear unemployment, i love you. i am painting all day everyday with exception of a few law and order breaks. it is upsetting youll only be around for a week or so. -ynz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 dear twinky, remember when you got an infection on your dick from getting cut with a rusty razor while shaving your pubes? & the surgical procedures that followed? how rusty was that razor & how deep was the cut? also, what were the signs you recognized, allowing you to realize that you needed medical attention? need to know -medicinecabinet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dear KRANG, smile, you'll look just fine in your new cap. -RAILF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dear unemployment, i kind of miss you now but you never bought me a large check every 15th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dear alcohol, you fucked up my night last night. and i'm still blowin a .16 on the portable breathalyzer. i gotta go to work dammit. -still-red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Dear caring folks of 12. 8 yrs ago today I had my brain tumor removed. I have 100% hearing loss on my left side & ringing still as if I was at a concert last night. I had to learn how to walk again, and have never recovered my ability to smile. I lost my balance, so I still walk as if I need a field sobriety test. I've had my head cut open 3 times & have had 150 staples in and out of my dome, and a sheet of titanium mesh that covers 1/4 of my head to try to support my missing mastoid bone, and hold together everything upstairs) and a gold plate in my eyelid. I still make it thru airports withuot setting off the beepers. I rang up a hefty bill of 2.5 mil with my insurance co. Life is soo fucking good, and I would live that shit al over again, to learn what I have learned since. Don't take the little things for granted. I just felt like sharing. -B- ps. there is no "light"..and no one was waiting for me. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Dear SMXL, What a fucking rough thing to go through. I can't imagine having my head opened 3 times, let alone being put to sleep to have them do that. Keep doin your thing and enjoying life. What didn't kill made you a stronger person. startednotakinglifeforgrantedthisyearoner, ms.seyer Dear ex, What a coincident that you sit next to me in both classes. This is gonna be an awkward semester. -seyeerr ps: please stop staring at my chesticles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dear seyer, sorry, i can't they are like magnets to my eyes. stop wearing a bra as a shirt then, who do you think you are the female version of hef? lolskies -loveboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Dear Me, get back in character, that's your foundation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dear IResponder, i just gave you your 4th tic tac. now i expect to see some gems, i want to see some awesome inappropriate responses. -boat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dear cali-g, the nonsense thread made me google image waffles. i googled imaged waffles and seen these. which made me think of you. milky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Dear life, Just when I thought you hated me with all that "car getting stolen" and "possible downsizing" shit...You come right back with a scholarship for the Fall semester and the news that baby DA_BEARS is on the way!?!?! Good looking out!! Sincerely, Stoked Onerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Dear DA BEARS congrats. be a good dad. Dear seyer haha.... chesticles.... im gonna have to start using that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 dear milky, those look fucking amazing! especially the first one...what is that??...waffle wrapped hotdogs?! thanks for sharing that. im hungry now. cG dear SM, airports still use beepers?? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 dear cali, you should come to reno this weekend for bbq and possible tubing. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 dear suke suke, dam that sounds legit.... -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Dear boat, Since you called me the female hef I'm gonna have to start wearing a turtle neck. yee -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Oh, Cali.. Yes the beepers..-in the metal detectors. ( I didn't word that correctly) Is it too late to say all the brain damage caused extreme blonde moments? (I'll stop kidding myself, I know that shit comes naturally) Im sure you, with your smart self figured that out. One day when I take the time to put it digitally, I'm gonna post up the parts of the video of the surgery. At the time, they only did that shit with VHS..hahaha shit sounds ancient.Yes, I requested it, it's not too often you get to see the inside of your dome. The DRs had jokes about taking 2 hrs longer to drill thru my skull, because i was thickheaded. me?..really? PS..take Suki up on her offer..sounds like fun. I hope you all have a great weekend. Congrats RED...BfFISH and DA BEARS wish you all the best. DoubleX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Dear Edoggy and SMdoubleX, Thank you for the well wishes!!!!! -D Bee P.S. Its Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 dear 12oz, i found this in my archives. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 dear ssn, i remember that! HA HA HA byob byof bbq.... mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 dear today, please fuck off thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Dear 12oz, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU sincerely RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear girl... STOP crying about every fuckin thing. godammit! -shmoyner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear groynashmoyn, punch her in the cunt. not falcon style, upper cut style. -cuntpunchessolveeverything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear bbs, ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear ssn, whats that picture all about? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear groynshymoyonynony yeah dude, exactly like that... only make her stand on the edge of a table. and you get down on one knee and bring all the momentum upward at her cunt. bam, uppercunt. -boatmasterofsexualkaratemoves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear suki it was nice seeing u again. hopefully we can have another meet up and you guys can me the almighty. souls dear almighty... lesbian flagger bartenders, dive bar and dirty bikers taking pics with washed up 90s rappers.... lolz all around... souls . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear sleep schedule, get back on track...staying up till 5 am and waking up at 1pm is not fun. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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