mudpuddles Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear guy who wrote the main computer program i use at work, you are a fag, let's just start with that. why would you make 'enter' do everything to navigate but if i hit it one too many times i get kicked out. if your faggot ass program would keep up with my typing that would also help. i hate you. - carly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo boris, she has a thick ass too. - swindle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Swindle, Props---thats my type of white girl pretty eyes pretty face---- Job well done nigga--- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Puerto Rican/Nicaraguan/Mexican girl who has been hanging around the shop, You have a huge ass and great boobies, but your waist is very small. Your face is also super cute. And 20 isn't that young. I think im going to try to make sex with you at the party on saturday. I appreciate you coming by today, but im going snowboarding. Holla Your lips are also big. T14K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Weeds season 6 hurry up and start. i'm getting all bitchy and impatient. Dear Bowling alley, you are the last untapped source of nerdy white dudes. and i'm fuggin lovin it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Uhhhh----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear penguin bitch in that flick up there, step. señorChocoalté Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear remote, where are you? american idol fucking sucks. - puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear anthem blue cross, fuck you! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pretty college girl at my new job, yes i make art i think ill take a rain check on your squeaky voice coming to look at it -ynzr dear new supervisor... its weird we smoked weed together for 3 hours the other night and i had no idea you worked where i am now working.. you still owe me 5 dollars for a painting from months ago but ill let it go because you let me leave an hour early tonihgt. -yinz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear xbox dorks, Why ya'll mad at me?---- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dude at the bar sorry buddy, im spoken for. but thanks for letting me put a temporary tattoo on your face. it looked ok.... actually, no. i fucked it up. it looked horrible. oops. at least you were cute... betterlucknexttime edogggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl at the bar, why did you put this shit on my face? You must have realized i just wanted to take you home yet you continued with these crazy ass mind games... now my face is all broke out AND i got blue balls, and i bought drinks that i didn't drink, Fuck that. God Damnit redeyedanimal. \clearlyjkoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear brothers girl/roommate, Your complaints about my brother are falling on deaf ears. I've told you before that I don't care he has lost interest in you. Why are you telling me this stuff? And are you really surprised? You are an annoying, dumb, goth little girl from a small town. Grow up, get some culture, learn to cook, and please get some sort of intelligence. I feel sorry for the kids you will be teaching. dear work How about an actual daily schedule at the beginning of the shift and not halfway through the day? Might help with productivity...just a thought. Dear ex You're 8 months pregnant and you are 3000 miles away. Did you really think sending me a picture of your fat ass and legs would be a good thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear zit on my upper lip, You ain't herpes! Thank you, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear filthypeter, peep what came in the mail today when the fuck are you gonna get a phone that will let me send pics to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ADIDAS, please start making zxz lea/wlb again... your new model zxzs are FUCKING GAY your friend, KINGSHITFUCKMTN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boris, too bad you rocking xbox...im on the ps3. regardless mw2 ftw -Fat "Tactical Nuke Havin Ass" Ralphy Dear Landlord, Thanks for not depositing my rent check yet, it actually helped. My investment bankers took out 250$ this week and my dmv registration went through..that was 207$...plus I payed a 120$ bill from comcast. I will get paid on thursday, feel free to deposit by the weeks end. Thanks -Fat Ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Ralphy--- Xbox nigga--- get one--- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear hoes, quit letting me save you. -captain save a ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz peoples, help me get rid of this Revatio so i can haz some spending money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo christeezy, i get viagra for free from my homie, sorry. how much do they go for on the street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear magik i heard for 12 but ill let them go for 5 most people dont trust the name just gotta look it up. i got 90. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Injury, retire the cape...its not a good look on a man. i was told once.. What do you get when you rescue a damsel in distress? YOU now have the damsel in distress. have a good day all. >B< 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear, i'm not telling you to shoot someone. but if someone tries to shoot you, shoot 'em, don't think about it, lil nigga just do it - Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear master of the universe (i'm not really addressing he-man), please let me get this clinic job. i need out of here pronto! and working with nik again would be awesome. please show some love to the puds! a lot of my sanity depends on this! - hopefulpuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear filthypeter, peep what came in the mail today when the fuck are you gonna get a phone that will let me send pics to it? Fuck yeah This is bad ass. Free Pisho aka porno P. email that shit to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life another day another dollar and its always gettin harder but today i gotta save em cuz the wallets gettin smaller and im fallin but before i hit the wall or hit the bottom i stand tall for all to see i hand em grace they give me dignity and me thats all i need so when the time arrives im free to dive head first no reverse no going back on my curse see this verse could be my last and the worst will be my past im turnin faster than fast and at last i see the light its such a beautiful sight to see and i dont know whether its the fight or the fright in me that excites me the most (it might have been both) all i know is tonight night doesnt feel quite right to me ive been doin alright ive been fightin the fight ive had the sight and the drive so whyd i take the dive that fuckin dive here it comes- my destination ive arrived but they revive me im defiance im alive im survival at its finest cut the ties that define us now im shinin im my own prize declinin all the offers to return to the bottom i got a spot up at the top and i dont wanna be droppin i see em all and theyre drama and the hurt that its brought em and i gotta say hey im better then that listenandlearn edogggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear butt. i'm sorry for drinking so much 211 and eating 9 wopper jr's...you paid the price this morning. i salute you sincerely elis heavy metal reading on the throne sixer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girls who act like they're down as fuck, don't front. <3 ssn dear gucci condom, hope all is well with you. <3 ssn dear pms, herro again... :mad: <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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