CALIgula Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat girl from fresno that i was sexing on saturday night, lol....wtf!...ive never had a girl say "this dick is sooooooo good.. if you come to fresno i will fuck you whenever and i'll cook for you" it was kind of weird to hear that during sex. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear vigilante from last night, You made me break my fucking seatbelt. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Do the right thing homie! -Realintogirlswhofuckandthencookism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear real, i dont think you realize how big this girl was...im talking 300+er cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear caligula, ::deep breath:: didn't need the visual to go along with the disturbing sex talk....... yuck. but i am in no way hating on you getting yours, just ewww. - muds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, That means she's sure to cook enough. -Realonesidedism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo cali.. wait..let me get this right... you've never heard "this dick is sooooooo good"....or "ill cook for you" during sex. i need clarification. sex talk is hot..but to add anything about 'cooking' in the mix....just doesnt sound right. sm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear caligula, ::deep breath:: didn't need the visual to go along with the disturbing sex talk....... yuck. but i am in no way hating on you getting yours, just ewww. - muds dear muds, what can i say, im a chubby chaser....but i too was disturbed with this weird sex talk. but then again, my unfulfilled fantasy does include sex and a certain type of food. cG Dear Cali, That means she's sure to cook enough. -Realonesidedism dear realonesideism, im pretty sure she was at least good at ordering a pizza, especially the way she devoured the left over pizza at my friends house after we sexed. cG cali.. wait..let me get this right... you've never heard "this dick is sooooooo good"....or "ill cook for you" during sex. i need clarification. sex talk is hot..but to add anything about 'cooking' in the mix....just doesnt sound right. sm dear sm, ive hear this dick is soooooo good all the time (seriously ALOT of girls say it...and i swear im not trying to brag)...but it was weird to hear her say sooooo good that i will cook for you if you give me more...all in the same sentence! yeah...she did say other normal things too...but this and a couple of other things caught me off gaurd. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR YALL IN THAT FOOD SEX CONVO, "I FUCK EM SO GOOD I WAKE UP TO STEAK, EGGS AN GREAT HEAD" -PIZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ya'll in the convo, that was another thing.....she gave me like an hour of head....most girls get tired after about 15 to 20 minutes...and she was actually pretty good at it. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo (since the topic is clear) dear person i was sexin saturday, i meant all that sex talk i said.. *and if you would have slept longer..you would wake up like pizzy^ cali & pizzy get yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sm, mines is got, always. -PIZZZZZZUGGGGHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girlfriend, it's over tomorrow. you're nuts, and told 300000 of your friends about my vandalism habits...way-to-go. no breakup sex either. no love, inj dear crazy italian girl, i'm not sure if you wanted me to be impressed by texting me at 2:30am saturday and talking about how drunk & blunted you were, but you went to a catholic school, thats total bullshit. inj is not impressed. still kinda into you, inj. dear taylor swift poster, stop trying to peel off my wall, you're there for a reason. much love, inj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear escuela, I'm not ready for you tomorrow. My back broken and I can't move right. Why did you have to be tomorrow? I am not looking forward to going back. *sigh* -Brokebackseyer /nh Dear Caligente, Did you two do it with fried chicken? -Seyseysey Dear Bboat, I know you dont come on 12oz often anymore, but 238120 2116 16121251?! -seylockoontzset19525518 PS: Dear Realism, Thanks for making that Haribo gummy thread. I craved mega roulettes all weekend,and went to the store to get some but all they had was the alphabet gummies. Hats off to you for that. -Seyerism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ms seyer, nope!...but thats still my unfulfilled fantasy! maybe one day...but as for now....ive been trying to eat healthy since the new year..so it might not happen anytime soon :( cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear herpes, Go away!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo northernlights this is for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Bumpage!!! N I ain't just reffering to my symptoms.... Which reminds me... Dear god, I did what u asked me to do.... There still there! Should I wait a week or something? Call me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear coffee, please don't give me the jitters this morning. I hate going into public with shakin hands feelin like an alky. Especially at work. rea Dear nl, It's cool that you talk to god over the phone. I always get his voicemail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear brain, we are friends, right? why are you always trying to make me miserable under the guise of knowing what's best? why can't you just leave me alone sometimes and let the stupidity roll? i would have a much easier time that way. i got told to have faith and that would help but you won't even let me do that! you won't let me do a shitty job a work (well, you are doing a good job of trying to get me fired due to not focusing on actual large quantities of work.....) you won't let me have comforting blind faith, and then you make me think i'm not really able to stand up for myself, that i'm not even worth it. you're being a fucker and i hope we can work on this, cause we really do need each other. the meds just make me cry less. i wanted to turn you down some more. kinda disapointing. - overflowingmudpuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Realism, Thanks for making that Haribo gummy thread. I craved mega roulettes all weekend,and went to the store to get some but all they had was the alphabet gummies. Hats off to you for that. -Seyerism Dear Seyer, I'm glad you enjoyed the thread. I'm gonna binge soon. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear self, Promise me you'll never start a letter off with "Dear Herpes." Thanks, Your Master 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat girl from fresno that i was sexing on saturday night, lol....wtf!...ive never had a girl say "this dick is sooooooo good.. if you come to fresno i will fuck you whenever and i'll cook for you" it was kind of weird to hear that during sex. cG dear cali, ahhhhh-ha no wonder you couldn't join us this weekend. sex>friends eh???? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali. I bet she cooks a banga too. High carb, high cholesterol, dripping in fat and goodness. bagnasty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear chick photographer who I met @ the Bun B concert last night, Why don't you dump that TPWF you were with and let Mr. FromHouston show you how to properly work your equipment :naughty: -MarcoFromHouston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ^^^But isn't Houston known for having problems? Dear leather gym shoes with no sweat holes, Your making my feet smell like an afghani cuisine!! So I've decided I'm going to stab u with an ice pick 5-7 times!!!! As soon as I find one.... Herpes your next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear chali2na, Hopefully you will be down to put a verse on this track, kanetic said its some hot shit and yall are boys so... Ps. We still got to mix master and press, plus we independent so dont charge too much, maybe even spit a 16 for free.... Thnx , Azreal aka FatRalph Bfish, If u ever in this thread...i thought i saw your cousin while i was shopping with my lady at valley fair in sj...does he work there? FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear left arm, I am glad that for the first time in 4 months you allowed my to wipe my ass. Thank you humerus for start to reattach yourself and making movement possible again. All Love, The hanz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ya'll in the convo, that was another thing.....she gave me like an hour of head....most girls get tired after about 15 to 20 minutes...and she was actually pretty good at it. cG She's used to downing the salami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, i used to have a crush on kinetic source. tell me if you're gonna meet him, when, and where so i can stalk him. harrrrrrrr <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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