MOOGLE? Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear wisconsin, why the fuck is it snowing......not even a polite "hey i'm gonna snow for a few hours and then melt away" but more of a " so yea i'm gonna blizzard on your asses"..... i had plans ..drunken beach dancing, girls, spinning records, handing out cd's, girls... but nooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear black guy with face tattoos and "187" tattooed really big across the front of your neck, Thanks for offering to beat my ass for not letting you use my account to three-way call someone. Dear other black guys with face tattoos, Thanks for crowding around and also handing out offers of shankings for not letting 187 neck use my phone for 3 way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali- One of my friends lives in Oak park. I dropped her off at her house one time and got lost in that insane neighborhood (partly because I am careless/retarded and only know Sacramento by landmarks...and it was dark). I have to say I saw some wild things going on there at midnight to three -ish (I suppose the time of the day really is no factor to the ridonkulousness there though) If you do the hoods thread I'll contribute and do the heights and garden land. ;) -banana fishes Dear nana fi, yeah...one of my good friends lives right in the middle of a crazy neighborhood in oak park..we stopped by his house at like 1pm in the afternoon once and watched 2 huge black ladies fighting a couple houses down...shit was crazy.. i took suki and heartattack out there and we seen some black dude getting beat down by like 5 other black dudes at like 2 in the morning... funny thing is if someone who doesnt live in sac heard the words "oak park" theyd think it was a nice neighborhood.. oh yeah....and my hoods thread was gonna have flicks from all the hoods in sac..del paso heights, north highlands, oak park, meadowview, civie circle, g parkway, etc.... maybe we can go get flicks together...that would be an adventure! caliG()()La Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear gutter punk bar, you were loud and played bad music but your beer selection was impeccable i might consider coming back - Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubsin7! Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cold/Flu/Whatever the fuck you are, Enough is enough. I've taken all the medication I have at my disposal and I don't feel like i'm getting any better. I haven't left my house in few days and this shit's getting ridiculous. FUCK YOU TO HELL! -ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Girlfriend, I love you. But you have done fucked up now. Love, SCC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear whoever the fuck it was, that made me watch the 'Beloved Aunt' ep of Curb your enthusiasm today with Larry David's Don Corleone impersonation then putting the Godfather movie on tonight. That shit is too uncanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Smally of The Supervillains, Your a dick for kicking me out at your last show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear margaret cho, i can't wait to see you in may!!! <3 gay man trapped in a womans body ssn dear sf, i be on my way. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear spring break, youre finally here!!....time for some much needed R & R! cGeezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, I went to church today and right after the gospel, the father started to talk about graffiti. Finally!!!! something interesting to listen to :lol: He goes on saying... "There was a journalist that did a report on graffiti. no my brothers and sisters, not the graffiti you see pass by on the train tracks, but graffiti in Rome and In Russia. And not just any graffiti, but christian graffiti. Statues painted with christian graffiti, such as crosses, good messages, and many other artwork." Orly? Tell more... "You see my brothers and sisters, there are many talents in the world. If we can but them in good use, the world would be a much better place to live in. Many of you have good talents, but ask yourself, are you putting them in good use? Or, are you using them to hurt others, to hurt the environment, or to hurt yourselfs? Then, i got bored. <-------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear t4m, you should start a christian graffiti appreciation thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear km4rt, the board is gonna give me crap saying "channel zero, no graffiti" :( <------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sushi date, it was the best sushi i have ever had in sf. dear people in sf, try tanuki on california and 6th. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear caligooooola- Going to the hood without you would be “like camping with no tent” it definitely would be a half step on hood lurking/ flicking. let thee adventure begin- the fish dear younger sibling- your Ebonics jargon is getting annoying. At first it was pretty funny but now I think you have taken the joke too seriously and way too far. Further than its ever been before. Like so far it makes up your whole vocabulary. I dont mind that all that much really. Its just with your new found slang comes this alter ego of finger snapping, "out of pocketness", and hair flipping. Please return to the nerd I once knew. That person was way funnier. -Banana and fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 10,000 bc you sucked <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroer Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear pregnant girlfriend, all my life i heard pregnant chix get very horny. so naturally by your 7th month i figured i'd be swimming in pussy. Why is this not the case?? Why are you not horny at all?? why did pregnancy kill your previous mad hunger for sex??? i'm trying to be a good guy & not cheat on you, but it's very difficult, maybe tonight when i get home from work you could give it up?? huh?? HUH???? thanx 4 the sexless past 6 months foolishlyloyal138 ps. maybe just some head??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Magnum Users, Make sure you really need it: the hot friend used a magnaum and it made me laugh inside to myself From an IM conversation today. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear b.fish, im on spring break...so we should flick before im back in school mode! cGee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo *edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR OONTZMODS why no "look at me look ast me" i wanna see you... thread? jw edogggggizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear zeroer, so you're into pregos? thats cool i guess, i hear they have websites you can look at for that. - Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pintobeanero Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zeroer, www.preggysex.com Sincerely, Your Pregnant Girlfriend P.S. I'd rather suck off your dog ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mermaidporn, wow... k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ooooki what the fucks.... i be stealin fancy hair clips from yo stores butt ass neked in front of all the spy cams and nobody busts me...Your employees throw pennies at me like some 2 bit whore WTF heart wrex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear wrex, wtftw, where are you? you poofed on me yet again. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear gliks, I dont know how you do it. But i wasnt talking about that one! Sincerly ks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear strange dude, thanks for letting me use your bathroom last night and thanks for not murdering me. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, fuck you. twinky shaboz mohommad X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear twinkster, fuck you. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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