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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR OLIVIA FROM KID NATION,

YOUR RASCIST

 

DEAR SOPHIA FROM KID NATION,

I CRIED LIKE A BABY BITCH WHEN YOU WON THAT 50K

IF I WAS 14 I WOULD ASK YOU TO GO SEE THE INCREDIBLES OR SOME SHIT

 

DEAR BLACKS KIDS FROM KID NATION,

AAAAAH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

QUIT TRYING TO HUSTLE EVERYBODY ITS CLEAR AS ICE.

 

DEAR JARED FROM KID NATION,

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG THE DINKS ONE LOVE FIGHT THE HAMMER

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear 12 oz.

i'm officially on winter block leave. my flight leaves in about 7 hours.

i shall not return to the oz until the year 2008. so, goodbye, for all the killer threads i miss... right.

 

lady e,

i hope you're a joke

 

2007,

you've been okay, not all i had in mind as far as sexual escapades, but still a pretty good year.

 

2008,

you'd better be more sexually adventurous than 07. and more profitable too, this broke ass soldier bit is wearing thin.

 

peace,

 

sir-fist-a-cuffs

KOM.WP.MFD

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Dear Coffee Mate,

 

Thanks so much for your pumpkin spice creamer.

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-pumpkinpuss

 

 

Dear Alka Seltzer,

 

You have magical powers. I felt like complete dooks 10 minutes ago.

I am now running on all 8 cylinders.

Fuck you flu/cold/sinuses. Whatever you may be, you lose.

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-sicky

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Dear Vaj,

 

That guy totally looks like he was trying to grope that girly, but she stopped him with her hands.

 

I laugh when I hear girls tell me about all the akward shit guys have tried to do....makes me seem more charming.

 

Sincerly,

Hope you feel better Bruceoneupski

 

Dear Blood Fartttttttttt,

 

Get it together.

 

With love,

Bru<3

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Dear denizens of the ounce,

I paid my internet bill.

I'm back.

There's an arsonist in my neighborhood,

the other night he blew up a car.

It was fucking rad.

I'm going to post a thread about it soon,

as soon as I can get the pictures uploaded.

 

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oontz

 

 

 

 

that is all

puffybutnotpdiddybeestingstatus

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear 12oz family,

 

im still over at MX. the weather rocks. warm, no snow, people everywhere.

 

who knows when ill be back on the net, to busy to just sit around and glare at the screen.

 

<still got pics to take, parties to go to, girls to meet, food to eat, and drinks to drink.

 

<peace.....

 

ps. this keyboard sucks. dont even know how to use it. it has too much shit on it. watch...

 

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Dear frigid bitch lady and her jolly teddy bear husband.

 

Thank you so much for My Christmas bonus. It was like 4x what I expected. You bastards take SUCH good care of me and all I do is play online.

 

Also thanks for letting us leave early after telling us all week that we could not.

 

I'll stop making fun of you for a week or 2.

 

.salesVAJ

 

ps. the fact that youre trying to make me work on NYE is still fucking lame. Its great that we got New Years day off but it doesnt really matter if I have to work the MONDAY before that. Ruin my whole fucking plans. Douchebags.

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Dear Life,

 

Seriously. Watching friends and family fall because of drug use sucks Satan's dick all the way to hell. Even more so towards the holidays. FUCK!!!!!!!! I ain't gonna lie its fucking with me this time. Two years ago my friend had all his teeth. Now I'm looking at rotting gums. Years ago she was so beautiful and now she is a hollowed out shell hooking for drugs and forgetting her kids. OK I had my fucking emo moment. I vented. But you know it is a good reminder to be grateful for what I have.

 

Love,

IOU

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Dear blood fart,

Stop being such a screw up.

Love,

NotWantingToBeAScrewUpAnymore

 

Dear Sparks,

See you in an hour.

I hope your buddies Tilt and High Life can make it out to party tonight.

Love,

BrokeLiver

 

Dear stick and poke tattoos,

I love you.

Let's hang out tonight.

Seriously.

Love,

KitchenTattooerOner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear apartment

 

why can't you just clean yourself

like Marty Mcflys self drying vest in back to the future 2?

huh?

I mean seriously

it's going to be 2010

in a minute and I'm still cleaning up after myself?

 

dissapointedbythecurrentfutureoner

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dear IOU,

 

that shit wasn't emo. sometimes life can shit in your shoes, and there is nothing you can do about it. it sucks to let go of friends, but if they won't let you help, sometimes you have to just walk away. good luck with that, and hopefully there are other people around to keep your spirits up during the holidays.

 

no emo,

earl

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Dear apartment

you haven't changed

:mad:

 

Dear woman

you will be home tomorrow night

and I am going to cook you dinner

and then we are going to the bar

then we have 3 months of no sweet loving to make up for.

actually fuck the bar and dinner

I'll bring the forties

you spring for the pizza.

 

-aboutmotherfuckingtimeoner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear 12oz

eatso, StainleSS, Tails0nE, OL'DIRTYGeEEZER, Z_sc, rushawn wuan, o.O Almost Free, FILTER.BFG, jones52, novakaine, MrChupacabra, k9000, roadpig, tctctc, Mr.Write, the dark horse, TubeSockTerror, IrishCarBombs, ClownPrince, Pfffffffffft, bootybooty157, Tha Unibomber, Seldoon, IDrinkSprite, CACashRefund

 

Poop Man Bob, RumPuncher

 

where the fuck is everyone?

tonight is

/yeshomo

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Dear Christmas and or shopping:

I fear and loathe you. I have procrastinated shopping till today. I have not slept. I do not want to go to any stores and look for things I am sure no one is really going to need.

The stores will be packed with yuppie ass-holes and princesses. Because of you Christmas shopping I have considered lying to everyone and pretending I am a Jehovah so I have a legitimate reason as to why I do not celebrate this holiday. Reason being that when I tell people I don’t really celebrate this holiday they get all puppy eyed and try to get me in the spirit by inviting me to their houses and giving me things. I don’t want to do that that’s why I don’t celebrate. But I am passive so I end up going. Humbug?

Scrooged-B.Fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear last saturday before xmas,

it's about time!!! thank goodness the madness is almost over!

 

dear IOU,

i hope you are working hard on that "healthy" kick.

i gave up just for this week, but i will get back on track after the holiday

shopping rush is over.

 

dear shumai and lena-lou,

be good girls. i miss you.

 

dear crooked,

today you should sit and think.

 

<3 ssn

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