suca Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear cali sorry, i didnt see it. you heard wrong. it is avalible to pretty much everyone and is highly encouraged. $250, but potentially lifesaving. and no, im not in highschool. absent-mindedly yours, edoggg p.s. arm still hurts. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear edoggg better to have a hurt arm than ovarian cancer.... hows the weather up north? cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear catface, Congratulations on your new job...I hope it doesn't suck too bad for you. Cheers, Sir of Doodles ps I now have a roommate that's my own barista! Hooray for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear vancouver can't wait to see ya tomorrow!! xo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear work, you were really wack tonight. thanks for the shit night. i'm glad this is done and over with, and I no longer will be working/hanging out with you. no love always, Catface Dear NoFace, I told you not to go in anymore... -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear girls at my college, wtf i thought you all thought it was cute when i came to school lookin like i just woke up? and im not looking forward to masturbating tonight, but it prolly gonna happen. twinkdizzle. -- dear jill, i cant see your twat, you need to shave more. seriously. also you need to step your face game up today. its called makeup. prolly gonna end up two fingers deep in you, twinky, but you know me as that guy you wanna get cornholed by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear cali. you make a good point. but then again i hate kids and birth control equally so being infertile could solve all my problems. the weather up here sucks. its been 80 degrees for the past few weeks now and i want some god damn rain. to much heat makes me grouchy, in case you couldnt tell. misribly yours, edoggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear potential job prospects, if you're going to give me the job, then give me the damn job and quit forcing me to jump through a million hoops before giving a fucking answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear bank, fuck the fuck off i hate you, i no longer will be a member, and fuck you if you think your taking my check friday!!! deeeez nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear cellphone pleaaasssee dont be broken. i dont know what i would do without you. sincerly, tooattatchedoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear Community Service, I'm sorry that I will not be able to see you anymore, as I have found a way around you. You suck anyway. Pees, Bruno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear catfaces new job Thank you. Thank you so very much, but please promise you will not be shit. I don't think I can listen to her complain about work anymore without shooting someone. Yours sincerely, Lowtoleranceforcomplainin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear Uncle, That wasnt really a snorkel in the hot tub was it? I couldn't breath for shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 HaHa!^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear roomate/roomate's fat ugly chick, Why do you guys keep having sex right when i leave? its only three hours. im amazed she can go for that long. Anyways, hope you guys break up soon. kthnxbye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear roomate, you are one lazy mother fucker. a fetus takes more responsibility than you do. grow up you lazy fuck, you're an adult. start taking care of your own shit, and try and clean the fucking cat box for once in your goddamn life. oh, and don't think because you did the dishes for the first time in a year an a half, that i'm going to pat you on the back and say "good boy." oh yeah, that apple pie you left on top of the fridge, and never ate --that's why the house is full of fruit flies. good job fucko! good riddance in two weeks you sorry bastard, MF Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear earl, I feel your pain. Love, Trance4Mationz /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear parklife, i couldn't agree more. sincerely, catfaces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear chromeo, thanks for having fun dancepartyfuntime music. it makes me happy to listen to you dudes sing about fancy footwork. love always, ^ . ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear cali. you make a good point. but then again i hate kids and birth control equally so being infertile could solve all my problems. the weather up here sucks. its been 80 degrees for the past few weeks now and i want some god damn rain. to much heat makes me grouchy, in case you couldnt tell. misribly yours, edoggg dear edogggy dogg, doesnt it rain like 90% of the year in your city? staying dry, cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear new job, why do you have to be gay and hold my paycheck untill the end of the month? i understand im new but damnit... you totally ruined my weekend plans of going painting this weekend... thanks for nothing... bitches... signed, Tails0nE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear college, thanks for listening to my request and giving me an awesome teacher. kthanxbye, MAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear MAR, what class? cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear time. stop going by so fast, i forgot to do hella shit today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggity Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear Pizza, I wish you would magically appear in my lap. <3, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear tailsone, what reason has your job giving your for the suspension of your check? what kind of job is it (mom and pop or corporate)? you may be able to take some actions against this, if there are grounds for you to do so. --earl broclo ESQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear Rain, Stop seriously stop I just fixed my motorcycle wtf is your problem... -me pissed off in my pleated khakis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear Kitten, Why did you bite my nipple yesterday when I was petting you? Today that shit is all bruised and is killing me. Please next time if you are going to bite anything, atleast aim for a finger or something. Sincerely, Hurting Nip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear hatori, have you seen "sword of doom?" i finally got to watch the samurai trilogy. signed, a fellow samurai fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Dear Excel spreadsheet Please fix yourself. I just can't seem to want to help you do it. So if you want to fix yourself with no help, I am all for it. A hating excel motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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