earl broclo ESQ Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 dear creamy potatoe, did you work a the burlington coat factory in pawtucket rhode island? if so --that makes sense. earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 dear Bloodyflatulence and VAJayjay, peeing on hippies is a great idea the wife is all for going up there and i promise we will i just have to stop being a hom (/nohomo) and clear some time and keep it clear love, gettin the fuckin itch to come out of retirement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 dear earl i worked at a burlingon in san diego. what a dump. racked an entire wardrobe though. -hungover creamypoatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Dear neighbors, I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't want to be friends. I don't want you inside my home. I will not make you a mosaic of butterfly. I will not have a 3-way with you and my dude. I don't want to shoot up cocaine with you. I don't want to shoot up heroin with you. I don't want to hear your friends justifying being homeless and jobless. I don't want to look at the wack drawings of nude ladies on your wall. I don't want to read your horrible poetry about LSD and death, that you write on your wall. I don't want your stinky friends touching my precious cats. I don't want to be in a band with you. I don't want to talk about tattoos with you. Can we please just be neighbors and do a polite head nod and nothing more when we see each other? I think I hate you. Sincerely, Better Than You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 dear HPV i got your damn vaccine, and my arm has hurt ever since. i better not still get teh cancerz. heathfully yours, edoggggggggggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear frankfurt, im outta here suckas! berlin here i come. sincerly cremapapa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Dear____ thread how have i never ventured into you before? You are the funniest thing on 12oz I will be back, if i think of something witty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Myself why did i just eat 3 day old cold pizza straight out the fridge????? i dont even think i was hungry but now i am so im gonna eat last nights whopper that i didnt eat. Hungrily Yours, MN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Metropolitan Police, I love you guys. Much love -jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Alcohol, Why is it that you can't just give me a hangover? No, I've always gotta be drunk when I wake up. Fuck you. B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Alcohol, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I love you. Sincerely, B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear bruno i hate it when that happens. peace dear berlin you are so rocked. i cant wait to find a supply store. im totally going home with a year long supply of caps. yours truly potatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear new college, I'm glad that you are easy but please get fun soon. yours truly, MAR P.s. I want to take a semester/forever abroad, who do I talk to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear solano stroll, i hope you're worth it. sleeping balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Beer, Why when I drink you I always wake up super dehydrated, but when I drink your much more appealing cousin I feel fine the next day just a little loopy? If you are always going to be a whore like this I will soon have to quit drinking you, but it will not last very long because you know I will always come back to you baby. P.S. FUCK YOU SUNDAY!!!!!!! Lovingly yours, Master Pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear all asian men with daughters in college, dont hate me because im fucking your daughters who refuse to date your cousins uncles sisters son. good day. PS: LEARN HOW TO FUCKING MERGE ONTO THE FREEWAY, AND WHEN IM MERGING DONT FUCKING SPEED UP TO BLOCK ME OFF, I WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear current job, I really don't wanna hang out till 10:30 tonight.. that kills my whole day. I'm hoping that this dj funk cd I made will make the night more bearable. spittin in your coffeez, catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dear Gas Well: please do not let coil tubing to a good jod so we can tag high tonight and have an early day. thanks B**** W**** energy services employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear baby in my belly please stay in my belly till your daddy gets here and i find a doctor here we love you thank you alure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 dear HPV i got your damn vaccine, and my arm has hurt ever since. i better not still get teh cancerz. heathfully yours, edoggggggggggggggggggg dear edogg, i thought they were only making the human papiloma virus vaccine available to high school girls...are you still in high school? truely, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Dear Hotel I work at, Its not working out. You are just one big piece of shit and youre never going to change. No matter how much maintenance I do to you, you will never stop falling apart. Sometimes I wish I still worked on cars. Yes, its that bad. And you dont pay me shit. Dear girl I just met, You are a fine motherfucker. I dont even care that I know your ex husband. You are my age and dont have any kids. You make like $27 an hour. You ride a Harley and work on cars and fish and shoot guns. You are perfect. Except for when you called me last night after we just went out the previous night and told me you were on a date. ===Fuck all ya'll, -Avancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear solano stroll, you were not worth it. sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Dear girl i want to fuck hella bad, Why are you saving your virginity until you are married? i feel you on this one... i ask the same question.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear new job, please dont suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear work, you were really wack tonight. thanks for the shit night. i'm glad this is done and over with, and I no longer will be working/hanging out with you. no love always, Catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear catface. you quit the barista world? always pullin shots, edoggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear stomach, please stop hurting. bad. every day. since i was 9. i could really use a day without a tummyache. uncomfortably yours edoggggggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear edogg stop ignoring the question i asked you on the last page. caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear edogg, why yes. yes i did. tomorrow I'm calling in sick, and after I get my tips at night I'm turning my keys over. I actually got a real job now. thank god. love always, catfizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 dear ch0 i going to sleep, i knoww im srry, i'll be back tomorrow to, no just put the macaroni in the fridge for me. love ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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