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April Foolks Thread.

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Im about to grab a few hours of sleep, but post up your day's events you filthy tricksters.

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Wait... whaat? Did I screw it up, I thought we started a long time ago...

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i was gonna put a really loud abonoxious noise thing on a cd and put it into my dads alarm clock, but i forgot about it when i got home..... :(

 

tryin to think of one i can pull on my friend and her sister.....

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"Baby?"

"yeah babe?"

"you love me right?"

"course id do!"

"ummm im pregnant."

"what!?"

"...."

"oh i get it april fools right? haha you almost had me! almost pissed my pants!"

"im serious"

"SHIT"

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I remember last year when Mitch Hedberg died, and it was all sketchy because of april fools

and then on april 2cnd he was still dead. brutal.

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i made gay myspace profiles for the assholes who put 500 forks in my front yard. now they got faggots blowing up thier cell phones.

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My mom told me today that the twins traded Yohan Santana and Tory Hunter for Barry Bonds :shook:

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my brother tried to switch my green mouthwash with blue powerade....needless to say that didn't work too well.

i slept through my alarm but i was going to park my dads car around the corner so he would think it got stolen

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powerade tastes better than mouthwash..i dont get it?

 

i don't think i have ever partaken in any april fools type of thing or gotten it done to me. i guess people around here realize april fools is fucking stupid.

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Originally posted by GEEB@Apr 1 2006, 08:54 AM

"Baby?"

"yeah babe?"

"you love me right?"

"course id do!"

"ummm im pregnant."

"what!?"

"...."

"oh i get it april fools right? haha you almost had me! almost pissed my pants!"

"im serious"

"SHIT"

 

:haha:

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My ex girlfriend instant messages me.

 

Her: wanna see the ring i am getting?!

Me (like a jackass): sure

Her: LINK=tiffany engagment ring bullshizzle

Me: oh yea who is giving that to you?

Her: Matt (old ex boyfriend from way before me who went to iraq)

Me: So what your getting married?

Her: Yea finally i mean its been so long

Her: I didnt know if I should of told you

Me: Why i doesnt really matter to me congrats

Her:Oh ok

 

Call 20 min later from her

 

Her: I got two words for you, April fools!!! hahahaha You felt so mad didnt you i know you did.

Me: I dont think that was even funny. That was just weird.

Her: Come on it was funny.

Me: Why I thought you were getting married thats cool.

Her: You werent mad at all?!

Me: No its not like you have any type of emotional grip on me anymore.

Her: Your a fucking asshole you know that!?

!CLICK!

 

yea i was pissed as hell about the whole marrage thing. We broke up for no reason basically because i lost my license and couldnt get around to see her as much and i still want to be with her. I dont get why she calls me anymore...

 

FUCKING WAH!!! CALL ME A WHAMBULANCE!!!

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i got similar story, my girlfiend kept asking if i was going to marry her and i left her on the highway. true story.

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when i was 13 i was working at my friends family gas station and this 300 pound guy comes in with hisfriend to get his oil changed and he is waiting there sitting in a chair talking with his oxygen tank and shit. all the sudden he starts gasping clutching his chest his face gets all red and i was like oh fuck niggas having a mild cardial infarction i turn around call 911 and he just gets up laughing like hahahahaha that was funny!!!! i got you!!!! your face is white!!!! I had to call back 911 and cancel they gave me bullshit how calling 911 isnt a joke i could be fined it wasnt myfault

 

 

FUCK FAT PEOPLE!!! YES YOU FATTY FUUCK YOU!!!

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