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4 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

You mean the person I thought was an enemy is no more than a common idiot??

 

Some people are no threats at all, only to themselves.   I guess this where the saying "I am my worst enemy" derived from.

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1 hour ago, Fist 666 said:

Food poisoning diarrhea is dumb.

 

I'll never forget the time I went to my buddies house one weekend and his wife was so drunk and hungry, she didn't cool the chicken breasts all the way through.  I was out for 3 days.  

 

From that point forward, she wasn't allowed to cook meat, amd if so,y buddy would monitor the heck out of everything she would cook. 

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I still rember when someone around 60 was old.  Not like, openly racist at Thanksgiving
but definitely "Take your nerve pill, now.  The robots ain't gonna git ya"

I also remember when 27 was old and just because it happened to me, it changes nothing.
I'm closer to 60 than I am to 18 so I've been old for a while and that got me wondering, At what age 
are you full circle and just assumed to be stupid?

When you contact Channel 4 News to tell them to make sure their viewer is aware of 
this nice woman I emailed a few times who has has the darndest luck when
it comes to missing flights to come meet me.  I started getting 
a little upset the around the fifth time so I told her that next time I'm going
book the flight and Hotel instead of sending cash.  That upset her
which made me feel bad because she told me her 3rd born has a rare
undiagnosed form of athlete's foot and couldn't deal with this 'fucked
up bullshit from a selfish faggot that's just going to die alone anyway".
and that's why my cats die.  Well, I can't let little Mercedes Mealticket
run around with itchy feet and creams are expensive, from what her Mom says.
Well, I did what any man would do in this situation:  I cashed out my IRA
to an online casino.  I'd been doing a Martingale on live blackjack.
I knew after my 8th loss that I was due to win, I had a feeling so went all in splitting tens
on a dealer 9.  My gofundme is... 
And everyone just says, "Well, how could she do that to someone?  He's old."   
As opposed to "You blew our life savings on a hookers, blow and online blackjack again you fucking asshole?"

I'm thinking around 62 you can start riding that wave for maximum optimization.  I may not outsmart
you but I will sure as hell out dumb you and then people leave me the hell alone.

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