morton Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 this Olympic opening ceremony shoes that people do not know how to party anymore 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 He’s in there listening to yacht rock with an eight ball and a bottle of cheap brown liquor havin the best Friday night 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Now his dogs are in his lap. is he a really happy man right now? (asking fellow men) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Nope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 9 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: Now his dogs are in his lap. Is he a really happy man right now? (asking fellow men) I'd say he's content. Throw a BJ in there and he'll be happy. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 You mean the person I thought was an enemy is no more than a common idiot?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Food poisoning diarrhea is dumb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 4 hours ago, One Man Banned said: You mean the person I thought was an enemy is no more than a common idiot?? Some people are no threats at all, only to themselves. I guess this where the saying "I am my worst enemy" derived from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: Food poisoning diarrhea is dumb. I'll never forget the time I went to my buddies house one weekend and his wife was so drunk and hungry, she didn't cool the chicken breasts all the way through. I was out for 3 days. From that point forward, she wasn't allowed to cook meat, amd if so,y buddy would monitor the heck out of everything she would cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 4 hours ago, ndv said: Some people are no threats at all, only to themselves. I guess this where the saying "I am my worst enemy" derived from. It's not a good idea to underestimate your opponent, but overestimating isn't good either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 9 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I'd say he's content. Throw a BJ in there and he'll be happy. Thats not gonna happen one must deserve such an act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 58 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: It's not a good idea to underestimate your opponent, but overestimating isn't good either. Measure twice, cut once 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 17 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: Thats not gonna happen one must deserve such an act Damn, a dude aint deserving of some love as a human being? How you gonna compete when there's all these hawk tuah girls running around? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 I take influential donations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 I thot Ocean Spray owned their own cranberry farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 fuck I hope Snoop Dogg aint Cosby 2.0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 I still rember when someone around 60 was old. Not like, openly racist at Thanksgiving but definitely "Take your nerve pill, now. The robots ain't gonna git ya" I also remember when 27 was old and just because it happened to me, it changes nothing. I'm closer to 60 than I am to 18 so I've been old for a while and that got me wondering, At what age are you full circle and just assumed to be stupid? When you contact Channel 4 News to tell them to make sure their viewer is aware of this nice woman I emailed a few times who has has the darndest luck when it comes to missing flights to come meet me. I started getting a little upset the around the fifth time so I told her that next time I'm going book the flight and Hotel instead of sending cash. That upset her which made me feel bad because she told me her 3rd born has a rare undiagnosed form of athlete's foot and couldn't deal with this 'fucked up bullshit from a selfish faggot that's just going to die alone anyway". and that's why my cats die. Well, I can't let little Mercedes Mealticket run around with itchy feet and creams are expensive, from what her Mom says. Well, I did what any man would do in this situation: I cashed out my IRA to an online casino. I'd been doing a Martingale on live blackjack. I knew after my 8th loss that I was due to win, I had a feeling so went all in splitting tens on a dealer 9. My gofundme is... And everyone just says, "Well, how could she do that to someone? He's old." As opposed to "You blew our life savings on a hookers, blow and online blackjack again you fucking asshole?" I'm thinking around 62 you can start riding that wave for maximum optimization. I may not outsmart you but I will sure as hell out dumb you and then people leave me the hell alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 RIP chino xl .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 He's the 1st black robot president and his name is RObama. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Bro really did come into work wearing black Burberry bubble sneakers after getting his first paycheck... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 2 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: Bro really did come into work wearing black Burberry bubble sneakers after getting his first paycheck... Had to look them up. Ugly and $800. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 I didn't set out to bite Alex Pardee but here we fucking are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Purchased a pair of Burberry sneakers awhile back. Lol, sneakers didn't make it through 6 months without falling apart. 800 for Burberry, lol, NEXT! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 I think these chocolate stouts are turning my doody black 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Snoop been crushing it at the Olympics. Been feeling his vibe out there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 In a rainy day pinch, go for a rainy days bench. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 (edited) Where's the equality at, all I see is losers and medalists. Edited August 10 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 what's your tag name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Yo, you write? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: Yo, you write? Too obvious. I'm thinking of playing stupid(er) with someone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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