ClueTwo Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I honestly didn't know it was still around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 My pitbulls have soft ears id like to own shoes this soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Restaurants should have a light at each table the could be turned on and off, similar to an airplane, to let the the wait staff know i want to get the hell out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Had a stomach bug or something the past week. Toilet deserves some sort of medal of honor for what it's been through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I hate when the mother-in-law calls just moments after jacking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 You'd rather she call sooner and talk you through? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Was too 420d last night i was more like 840d Im still felling sluggish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Woke up this morning and my neighborhood looked like something out of an comic book. Fucking comicon......threw me off for a minute. Like a dream or something 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Burnt the oats I was roasting for a brown ale. house smells like scorch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Shouldn't constitution be the opposite of prostitution? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 So I just copped a couple of items on here Will I get free stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 when was this renamed? was thots a thing in 2004? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 when was this renamed? was thots a thing in 2004? It wasn't That Ho Over There, it was just a fonetik way to spell it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 saw an unattended shopping basket and added a few items to it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I need to get laid it’s been like three weeks and I’m not sure why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 There is something about these cornfed women at Walmart that keeps me coming back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) I want to see the most politically incorrect movie made. I have no title, but it would be something like (movie man voice): Produced and directed by Harvey Weinstein, starring Bill Cosby and Kevin Spacey, guest appearance by Woody Allen, soundtrack featuring Michael Jackson, Ike Turner, and R. Kelly. Edited June 14, 2018 by One Man Banned 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I’m too young for my back to hurt this bad. Shit I don’t think I am too young for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Been around some peeps with small children recently. Respect to the parents, 24/7 job. Having said that, in my recent experiences, watching a grown adult completely flip and lose their shit at the hands of a 3-year-old is awesomely entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I WANNA STRANGLE MY KIDS A LOT OF THE TIME, BUT I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING... FUCK IM TIRED, BUT HERE I AM BROWSING 12oz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 My buddy loves shit like the Indy 500, The NYC Marathon, The Tour de France. I'm concerned he may be a racist..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Next it will be monster truck shows and demolition derbies lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Diggity I threw my back out when I was 16 and still can tweak it every now and then. Been working on my posture a lot recently and that helps but my core is still bitch made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Any of y'all tried the no shampoo thing? People swear by it but I get so greasy I can't do it. Supposedly if you ride it out after a few weeks your hair will look good but I don't have a few weeks to look like a slimeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Cubana Torta is fire but can be a little greasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 My boss got his Jetski fixed I’ve never been on one so I’m excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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