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who were you with?

Just myself

who's video was it and where were you?

It was this german tv porn that played almost every night, and I was in my living room

how old were you?

About 5th grade maybe?

were you nervous?

Not really, I was channel surfing and it just popped up ;)

was it meaningful?

Not really, even though thats my first time realizing that I could get porn for free if I stayed up long enough

first impression?

I dunno I couldn't understand what they were saying.

 

*On another porn note, I went to this sex shop a while ago where they have all kinds of stuff including costumes, bondage equipment, legal drugs**, videos and sex toys for everyone. But while I was there, my friend wanted to buy some shitty censored porn and in the room they had this "rape" video playing... it was fucking disgusting, and I suddenly lost all respect for Japanese pornos.

 

**Legal drugs- legal to buy, but not legal to take.

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*** aka poppers.

 

I dated a girl that worked in a porno shop once,

Certainly the best thing was the free rentals!

 

haha... I kid.. we never rented any of them.

 

watching a pron for her would be like me watching a video of me sitting at my desk.

 

so we just kade our own :idea:

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who were you with?

by myself

 

who's video was it and where were you?

it must've been my dads. i was in the living room w/the betamax.

 

how old were you?

6

 

were you nervous?

no. i was more intrigued.

 

was it meaningful?

it definitely got me aroused bcuz i can still remember the name of the video: Lady Chatterley.

 

first impression?

wow

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Originally posted by Cracked Ass

I don't really enjoy porn movies. The girls look all used up and overplay the faked pleasure. It's about as fun as watching dogs fucking, and I don't like dogs.

It's not really porn but the first thing I saw along those lines was "Bloodsucking Freaks", at maybe 17.

 

pretty much agree, but dogs have pretty funny orgasm faces.

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who were you with?

Myself

 

who's video was it and where were you?

Downloaded it

 

how old were you?

15

 

were you nervous?

Not really...but afterwards when i couldnt get it off my desktop i got pretty nervous.

 

was it meaningful?

sorta? it was one of those infected files that you couldnt delete of your computer so after i watched it i had it on my desktop...i started panicking cuz i didnt want my sister or parents to see it so i IM Noum to help me get it off...instead of helping me he laughed pretty hard...and made KING MILE help me...that was actually how we started talking lol

eventually i had to get my sisters bf to help...i told him that when i was downloading music a porn file got attached...(right...like he believed me) Noum and king mile still dont let me live that down

 

first impression?

WOAH...shit...hehe...hehe...

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ive stated this story before a while back. i had a babysitter who used to make me watch porn movied w/ her whenever she babysat me.she was really 80s too, her entire ear was pierced and all. i wonder where shes at now. prolly got swept up in the crack epidemic.

 

who were you with?

 

babysitter named shelby

 

who's video was it and where were you?

 

my living room floor

 

how old were you?

 

8

 

were you nervous?

 

i was 8, i didnt know what was really goin on

 

was it meaningful?

 

it was...meaningful?

 

first impression?

 

thats naked people.

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who were you with?

 

next-door neighbour

 

who's video was it and where were you?

 

his step-dad's video. we were at his house while his parents were out

 

how old were you?

 

around 12 (i think)

 

were you nervous?

 

nope. excited!

 

was it meaningful?

 

uuhhhhhhh......what?

 

first impression?

 

an erection

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who were you with?

 

my two friends

 

who's video was it and where were you?

 

one of the kids older brother had one just in the vcr

 

how old were you?

 

11

 

were you nervous?

 

nah

 

was it meaningful?

 

it was the first time i had ever seen a penis enter a vagina

 

first impression?

 

what the fuck? is that really what it looks like?

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who were you with?

 

myself and my left hand

 

who's video was it and where were you?

my friend took it from his brother and i took it from him. in my living room

 

how old were you?

 

14

 

were you nervous?

 

hell naw dawg, i was happy and ready to go full force hahahahaha

 

was it meaningful?

 

hum.... porn is never meaningful

 

first impression?

 

damn, i have small dick compare to the guy in the video

 

yippy, time to have a session with "stranger"

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maaaaan......

i was with a couple of mexican foos that was like tweice my age....it was like they watched it every now and then just for entertainment...they just turned it on...made comments while watchign and thats it.....i tried to do the same...but aaah....ya know.....the wood...but yeah.....the only skit i remembe ris some hot ass latinas in the middle of a grape field gettin on soem lesbo shit.....hot...

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Guest Pilau Hands
Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

I saw a creepy porno once where this girl was in a room covered with huge foam penises and she was going to each one touching it and seemed a bit too overjoyed and then the foam penises started to cum, it was bizzare. And then the next scene she was getting fucked by this dude with a clown mask on

hahaha that's some fucked up shit right there dude.

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Remember walking in the front door with my mate and could hear his brothers and Friends laughing in the front room, busted in and was scared shitless...it was Animal Farm and remember some horse and some girly, need I go further..Nasty shit!! Scared for life..Was only around 10..yikes

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who were you with?

a bunch of the ladz

 

who's video was it and where were you?

some guy who has a hole in his chest and and kept the cassettes in star wars cases.. It was my mates house 15 minutes walk from my place

 

how old were you?

15 i guess

 

were you nervous?

of course not...?

 

was it meaningful?

no

 

first impression?

i was badly ripped and all i remember was that the fucking took place while smiling old men watched who were dressed in suits of the devil and foul shit like that....there was a lot of red

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who were you with? my nxt door neighbor/friend and a bunch of other ppl

who's video was it and where were you? It was my neighbors stepdad's video

 

how old were you? 14 or 13

 

were you nervous? umm no because i had no idea it was about to come on we were all just chilling watching the tv then homeboy popped in the tape and everybody ran out and called him sick

 

was it meaningful? no

 

first impression? well when everyone was calling him out i was like word so your stepdad has a stash think he'll notice missing one

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who were you with?

Bymyself, actually i just walked into my cousins house (4 years older) when he was there with some of his friends checkin porn.

who's video was it and where were you?

My cousins dirty collection, his dirty house

 

how old were you?

i think 9

 

were you nervous?

Intrigued as i've been very few times in my life

 

was it meaningful?

Concidering that it opened the door to a whole new perspective, yeah

 

first impression?

I remember digging that shit to the fullest and having a boner so hard i felt like my dick was about to crack. At the exact same moment i was feeling kinda sick when one of those superzoom action scenes was on.

The following years i came to discover that documentaries about sea creatures are the closest thing to those scenes, minus the boner.

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who were you with?

my friend jay and his brother chris, and this kid dustin

 

who's video was it and where were you?

it was my frieds jay and chris' dad

how old were you?

summer going into grade 7 so like 12

 

were you nervous?

yeah, i had no idea what the fuck was going on! like, so thats how people have sex!

 

was it meaningful?

i guess its every kids rite of passage somehow (no homo)

first impression?

i remember the guy in the movie saying "care for some sausage?" and some sort of orgy in a pool. i thought it was funny and very strange

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  • 17 years later...
On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said:

who were you with?

 

Kid that lived across the street /prohomo™

 

On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said:

who's video was it and where were you?

 

Across the street stealing shit from my freinds dad's home office with the homies

 

On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said:

how old were you?

 

10 years old

 

On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said:

were you nervous?

 

Not really

 

On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said:

was it meaningful?

 

Confirmed one of my guesses on the mechanics of it, anopther theory I had was you just rubbed pubic hairs together once you sprouted them.

 

On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said:

first impression?

 

Watching porn with the homies is gay /prohomo™

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