azert Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? Just myself who's video was it and where were you? It was this german tv porn that played almost every night, and I was in my living room how old were you? About 5th grade maybe? were you nervous? Not really, I was channel surfing and it just popped up ;) was it meaningful? Not really, even though thats my first time realizing that I could get porn for free if I stayed up long enough first impression? I dunno I couldn't understand what they were saying. *On another porn note, I went to this sex shop a while ago where they have all kinds of stuff including costumes, bondage equipment, legal drugs**, videos and sex toys for everyone. But while I was there, my friend wanted to buy some shitty censored porn and in the room they had this "rape" video playing... it was fucking disgusting, and I suddenly lost all respect for Japanese pornos. **Legal drugs- legal to buy, but not legal to take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 *** aka poppers. I dated a girl that worked in a porno shop once, Certainly the best thing was the free rentals! haha... I kid.. we never rented any of them. watching a pron for her would be like me watching a video of me sitting at my desk. so we just kade our own :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? by myself who's video was it and where were you? it must've been my dads. i was in the living room w/the betamax. how old were you? 6 were you nervous? no. i was more intrigued. was it meaningful? it definitely got me aroused bcuz i can still remember the name of the video: Lady Chatterley. first impression? wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by Cracked Ass I don't really enjoy porn movies. The girls look all used up and overplay the faked pleasure. It's about as fun as watching dogs fucking, and I don't like dogs. It's not really porn but the first thing I saw along those lines was "Bloodsucking Freaks", at maybe 17. pretty much agree, but dogs have pretty funny orgasm faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 who were you with? Myself who's video was it and where were you? Downloaded it how old were you? 15 were you nervous? Not really...but afterwards when i couldnt get it off my desktop i got pretty nervous. was it meaningful? sorta? it was one of those infected files that you couldnt delete of your computer so after i watched it i had it on my desktop...i started panicking cuz i didnt want my sister or parents to see it so i IM Noum to help me get it off...instead of helping me he laughed pretty hard...and made KING MILE help me...that was actually how we started talking lol eventually i had to get my sisters bf to help...i told him that when i was downloading music a porn file got attached...(right...like he believed me) Noum and king mile still dont let me live that down first impression? WOAH...shit...hehe...hehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ive stated this story before a while back. i had a babysitter who used to make me watch porn movied w/ her whenever she babysat me.she was really 80s too, her entire ear was pierced and all. i wonder where shes at now. prolly got swept up in the crack epidemic. who were you with? babysitter named shelby who's video was it and where were you? my living room floor how old were you? 8 were you nervous? i was 8, i didnt know what was really goin on was it meaningful? it was...meaningful? first impression? thats naked people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 who were you with? next-door neighbour who's video was it and where were you? his step-dad's video. we were at his house while his parents were out how old were you? around 12 (i think) were you nervous? nope. excited! was it meaningful? uuhhhhhhh......what? first impression? an erection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fethasmcgraw Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 who were you with? my two friends who's video was it and where were you? one of the kids older brother had one just in the vcr how old were you? 11 were you nervous? nah was it meaningful? it was the first time i had ever seen a penis enter a vagina first impression? what the fuck? is that really what it looks like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 POISON IVY WAS THE FIRST i dont remember any of that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 who were you with? myself and my left hand who's video was it and where were you? my friend took it from his brother and i took it from him. in my living room how old were you? 14 were you nervous? hell naw dawg, i was happy and ready to go full force hahahahaha was it meaningful? hum.... porn is never meaningful first impression? damn, i have small dick compare to the guy in the video yippy, time to have a session with "stranger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 i just scrolled through these posts and only read the girls'. i didnt even realize i was doing it. i'm a fukcing pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 maaaaan...... i was with a couple of mexican foos that was like tweice my age....it was like they watched it every now and then just for entertainment...they just turned it on...made comments while watchign and thats it.....i tried to do the same...but aaah....ya know.....the wood...but yeah.....the only skit i remembe ris some hot ass latinas in the middle of a grape field gettin on soem lesbo shit.....hot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE I saw a creepy porno once where this girl was in a room covered with huge foam penises and she was going to each one touching it and seemed a bit too overjoyed and then the foam penises started to cum, it was bizzare. And then the next scene she was getting fucked by this dude with a clown mask on hahaha that's some fucked up shit right there dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Remember walking in the front door with my mate and could hear his brothers and Friends laughing in the front room, busted in and was scared shitless...it was Animal Farm and remember some horse and some girly, need I go further..Nasty shit!! Scared for life..Was only around 10..yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 who were you with? a bunch of the ladz who's video was it and where were you? some guy who has a hole in his chest and and kept the cassettes in star wars cases.. It was my mates house 15 minutes walk from my place how old were you? 15 i guess were you nervous? of course not...? was it meaningful? no first impression? i was badly ripped and all i remember was that the fucking took place while smiling old men watched who were dressed in suits of the devil and foul shit like that....there was a lot of red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 who were you with? my nxt door neighbor/friend and a bunch of other ppl who's video was it and where were you? It was my neighbors stepdad's video how old were you? 14 or 13 were you nervous? umm no because i had no idea it was about to come on we were all just chilling watching the tv then homeboy popped in the tape and everybody ran out and called him sick was it meaningful? no first impression? well when everyone was calling him out i was like word so your stepdad has a stash think he'll notice missing one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 it was tracy lords...thats all i can say...:love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 SMUT PEDDLIN' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 who were you with? Bymyself, actually i just walked into my cousins house (4 years older) when he was there with some of his friends checkin porn. who's video was it and where were you? My cousins dirty collection, his dirty house how old were you? i think 9 were you nervous? Intrigued as i've been very few times in my life was it meaningful? Concidering that it opened the door to a whole new perspective, yeah first impression? I remember digging that shit to the fullest and having a boner so hard i felt like my dick was about to crack. At the exact same moment i was feeling kinda sick when one of those superzoom action scenes was on. The following years i came to discover that documentaries about sea creatures are the closest thing to those scenes, minus the boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 who were you with? my friend jay and his brother chris, and this kid dustin who's video was it and where were you? it was my frieds jay and chris' dad how old were you? summer going into grade 7 so like 12 were you nervous? yeah, i had no idea what the fuck was going on! like, so thats how people have sex! was it meaningful? i guess its every kids rite of passage somehow (no homo) first impression? i remember the guy in the movie saying "care for some sausage?" and some sort of orgy in a pool. i thought it was funny and very strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 This is getting god damn ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 9 hours ago, mr.yuck said: This is getting god damn ridiculous. gaht dayum ridigguluz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Just read through the thread and all I can say is the og oontz ladies really where like 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said: who were you with? Kid that lived across the street /prohomo™ On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said: who's video was it and where were you? Across the street stealing shit from my freinds dad's home office with the homies On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said: how old were you? 10 years old On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said: were you nervous? Not really On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said: was it meaningful? Confirmed one of my guesses on the mechanics of it, anopther theory I had was you just rubbed pubic hairs together once you sprouted them. On 6/2/2004 at 11:21 AM, Fuck Ya'll said: first impression? Watching porn with the homies is gay /prohomo™ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Rubbin the sprouts together 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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