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My son just discovered the toy story trilogy.

 

That is all he does now, all day every day, watching those movies over and over.

 

Fuck a Woody, that prick. I'm sick of all those litte fuckers, especially Joan Cusack's horrid voice.

 

I do like the aliens though:

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Apparently Encyclopedia Dramatica has a forums now. Cool!

Banksy

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After he made enough money to retire from three paintings.

 

Banksy is a Britfag graffiti artist, wanted by the Man for spamming RL walls with forced memes. Unable to afford a canvas, yet somehow awash with paint, Banksy took to the chav-loaded streets of Bristol in 1992 to make things just a touch worse. Unfortunately, making more than a smeared mess with a can of Krylon takes talent, so our hero instead ripped off the idea of stenciling his images from Blek le Rat; the rest, as they say, is history.

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* 1 Trolling IRL

* 2 Exit Through The Gift Shop

* 3 The Simpsons Intro

* 4 Powerword

* 5 See Also

* 6 External Links

 

Trolling IRL

 

In order to stand out from the billion other douchebags spraying their lame 'tags' everywhere, Banksy realized he needed some shocking content to get the attention of the slumbering masses. In order to goad the hypnotized citizenry into squeezing out a critical thought, he began tailoring the content of his work to the situation at hand.

 

And if you think that's all he's going to do, you are wrong. He IRL trolled the Russians by bailing out two graffiti artistes in an art organization called Voina but of course the people that he bailed were heroes against their government. It seems they were trying to copy the African and Muslim countries by starting a revolt but they failed at it and a son of a person was beaten black and blue.

 

Trolling Christians,

 

 

Jews and Arabs alike.

 

 

Ah, Nawlins

 

 

You can clean it up.

 

Penisbird

 

 

He sure loves peta

 

 

A Chinese child's future

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Seems like he played Modern Warfare 2

 

 

Gaia is pissed

 

 

God Bless the Queen

 

 

Oh you priests

 

Stealing is wrong!

 

 

Dont fuck with donuts

 

 

What happened when Obama became President

 

 

Oh Britain

 

In China kid pulls you!

 

 

Lets frolic you old buggers

 

 

The Simpsons

 

Some argue that he is nothing but a vandal and should be v&.

 

We are concerned that Banksy's street art glorifies what is essentially vandalism.

 

 

—Diane Shakespeare, Keep Britain Tidy

Exit Through The Gift Shop

 

This is the inside story of Street Art - a brutal and revealing account of what happens when fame, money and vandalism collide. Exit Through the Gift Shop follows an eccentric shop-keeper turned amateur film-maker as he attempts to capture many of the world's most infamous vandals on camera, only to have a British stencil artist named Banksy turn the camcorder back on its owner with wildly unexpected results. One of the most provocative films about art ever made, Exit Through the Gift Shop is a fascinating study of low-level criminality, comradeship and incompetence. By turns shocking, hilarious and absurd, this is an enthralling modern-day fairytale... with bolt cutters.

 

 

—The Movie, on itself

The Simpsons Intro

Banksy's storyboard

 

In 2010 The Simpsons wanted to seem more hip and edgy so Banksy storyboarded an intro to the show. Fox had it pulled.

Powerword

Did you know Banksy held an Ebay auction for his identity?

 

 

Many attempts have been made to discover the identity of this anon, resulting in failure across the board. Banksy appears to have many friends and as the number of people grows the probability of his secret being kept goes down. Some argue that it is quite possible Banksy is actually multiple people, or not even a person at all but a conspiracy by the aerosol industry to sell spraypaint to fanboys. Both are valid explanations for Banksy's identity being kept safe.

 

Chances are he's some bloke who works the corner store and can only afford his flat with the help of mum and dad.

See Also

 

* Art

* Hypocrite

 

External Links

 

* His website

* Exit Through The Gift Shop

* YouTube channel

 

Retrieved from "http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Banksy"

Categories: People | Trolls | IRL Shit

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