2Blazzed Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar And thats just the first guy :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 whats the difference between sex and anal sex? sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 When do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you? When you have to make 'Choo-Choo' noises to get your cock in her mouth! Why did the queer get sacked from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John. Said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible" Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said "Fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time for the weekend. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow and were willing to pay. The fools all tried to get in her at the same time and split her right down the middle." The old woman fainted. Whats the difference between Colin Mcrae and Michael Jackson?? Colin only went down on 1 chopper Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the good ones are taken, so when no one's looking you have to stick it in a handicapped one. whats black and screams ?? Stevie wonder answering the iron What's the difference between a woman and a Kentucky Fried Chicken? After you've finished with the breast all you've got is a greasy box to put your bone in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 that last one needs to be retyped as the answer is a similarity, not a difference, but its not that funny anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 ah right damn wont let me edit oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i gotta tell ya... i love racism... it has always been the funniest shit on this planet along with the worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 ^ there is a huge difference between clowning on stereo types & straight hating someone because they are not white... (attempt at humor w/a positive message) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen, That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old. My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice? Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear. Gerry and Kate McCann went to see the Pope to ask if he could help find their daughter. The Pope said he'd love to help but the Catholic Clergy was more used to hunting down small boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Oldie but goodie: A polish guy tells his daughter who is marrying a Greek: "He may tell you to turn over in bed but don't let that Greek get your other hole" A few months after the wedding the Greek husband tells his Polish bride: "Why don't you turn over and let me hit that other hole" She says "No, my father warned me about that and I will never do it" So he says to her "But I thought you wanted to get pregnant" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Why is the Bible like a penis? You get it forced down your throat by a priest What has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape! Why is rape so good? Because tears make the best lubricant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 wow that was offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 hahaha im glad i gave that mofucka an invite holla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 ok heres mine. ive read a lot of posts in here and i still think mine is more vulgar than most. here it goes. no homo. *************************************** how do you know when your sisters on the rag? when your dads dick tastes funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 a marriage is on the rocks, so the couple go to a counselor. The women tells the male counselor that she never experiences orgasms during sex. The counselor tells the husband to take note, and fucks the shit out of the wife, she cums and he tells the husband that "she's got to get that treatment at least three times a week" and the husband goes "I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays but i go golfing with my mates on Fridays". ======================== A woman has been in a coma for ten years and one day a nurse is cleaning her vaj, and the systems register some responsive brain activity. so the nurse consults the doctors who decide to get the patient's husband in to perform oral sex on his wife. A few days later he gets to the hospital to give it a shot, and is left in private with his wife, after a few minutes the doctors hear the cardiac arrest alarm soundind so they rush in and ask the husband what happened, and he goes "she must have choked" lololoololololololololololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 this thread is fucking gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 What's long and hard on a black man? The fifth grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 why did the woman cross the road? that doesn't matter what was she doing out the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Where do you send jewish kids with A.D.D.? To Concentration camps What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after he got in the car? "Hey, go easy on the sweets." Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? He's white. Whats Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can't screw What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Slap the bitch. What's the difference between choking a baby and a traffic light? I always stop when a traffic light goes red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 i heard this last night, was quite funny. but it will only make sense to aussies so i'll explain. centrelink is a government run dole and pension place, so theres a lot of poor people there. so anyway... whats long, black and smelly? the line at centrelink. its funny because an aboriginal guy told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 your centrelink is our welfare line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Man and wife visit a Marriage Councellor. He asks them 'OK - lets start with something that you have in common'? Husband replied 'Neither of us like to suck Cock' How many Jews does it take to fix a shower? We don't know yet, 6 million of them were sent in but none have come out yet. What does the dot on an Indian chick's forehead mean? After she is married, on their wedding night, her husband gets to scratch off that dot to see if he wins a gas station or a 7-11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? -Wave to him. What do you do when a Pollock throws a grenade at you? -Pull the pin and throw it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogeater Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 WHITE MAN: doctor i want to have a black mans dick DOCTOR: ok so we have to double your dick size AFTER THE SURGERY WHITE MAN: doctor my dick is half the size it was before DOCTOR: oops sorry i made you asian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwk Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Whats the best part of raping a baby? Hearing its pelvis snap. What is the worst part about raping a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit. - What is the difference between a baby and a grandmother. A grandma doesn't die when you fuck her in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmonster Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 whats the difference between a nigger and a pair of snow tires? snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them. how do you starve a nigger? put his food stamps under his work boots. *edit to add the word nigger and up the tastelessness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 what did the deaf and blind kid get for christmas...... cancer....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 why do women have legs? _ so they don't leave trails like snails. why are black people so tall? - because their knee-grows. "negros" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair Whats the difference between a Paki and E.T? E.T got the message and went home. I'm sure glad i don't actually support racism or discrimination but offensive jokes are just the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 What's a nigger got in common with a bike? Neither can work without chains thats a brutal one... I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD THIS ONE THANK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 how do you get a jew out of the show? cut off the gas and grab him by the ankles... whats the difference between jelly and jam?? you can't jelly your dick into a girls ass... what do you do with a stumbling black person in your back yard?? shoot him again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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