Tha Unibomber Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 What do fags and tumble weeds have in common? Eventually they will end up in a wyoming fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 whats the smallest pub in the world? the thalydomides arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 What do fags and tumble weeds have in common? Eventually they end up stuck on some fence post in wyoming. fixed so it actually flows... true story: i was in a short lived band called "fencepost" based on this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 would a joke about the prophet mohammed have me hunted down and killed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 you guys hear about that new jewish sports car? it stops on a dime then picks it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 fixed so it actually flows... true story: i was in a short lived band called "fencepost" based on this joke. the whole thing actually happened because the gay dude owed the other guys a lot of money for meth, met one of the guys when I was in jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 interesting. i'd never caught that side of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 whats black and blue and full of cum? a rape victim Whats blue and doesn't fit? a dead epileptic what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw your washing in Little Timmy goes up to his mummy and says 'Mummy, I want to be superman when I grow up' And his Mummy says 'Timmy we know that won't happen......you have AIDS' What does a teddy bear and the prophet mohamed have in common? They both sleep with children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 what do u get a 16 year old puerto rican girl for her birthday...... a stroller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on." "That'll be my arthritis" she says. "What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in thier fanny before." No she says "It's in my arms and hands... and I can't wipe me arse." How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None, it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch. A man is in a bar and turns to the guy next to him and says ' you know, I could have any woman in this place i wanted' the other man says 'really how?' 'I'm a rapist' he replies What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day. What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? Niger nigger nigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 How are women like parking spaces? The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karla Homolka Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 what do you call a nigger with a harvard degree? a nigger why did the pharmacist decide to put cotton wool on top of the pills in the pill bottle? to remind blacks they picked cotton before they sold drugs im not racist, i have a coloured tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 what does michael jackson like about twenty eight year olds? there's twenty of em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 ok ok there is a black person, a mexican and a Puerto Rican in a car whos driving? the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 this is a funny fucking thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caution magazine Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 why cant stevie wonder read? because he's black. whats funnier than a dead baby laying on the floor? a dead baby in a clown suit laying on the floor. why werent there any blacks on the flintstones? they were still monkeys back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 what do u get a 16 year old puerto rican girl for her birthday...... a stroller. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 What do you call 7 niggers hanging from a tree? Alabama wind chime.. Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. What have Guinness and a priest got in common? Both have black coats and white collars, and God help your arse if you get a bad one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken A black guy and mexican jump off a cliff who lands first? who cares. I have more that I'll post later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!!! what is the difference between a jew and a pizza??? the pizza comes out of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 whats the difference between jelly and jam.... ive never tried to jelly my dick in a girls ass before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 that joke was told in the last page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 fuck, i had a 60 year old coworker tell me that one last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGeneral710 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 What do you say to a mexican in a three piece suit? Will the defended pleas rise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGeneral710 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 what do you call 100 white men chasing 1 black guy? the PGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 LOVE this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korokys Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 this thread makes me a hit at parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Got me laughin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddio1 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i just checked this thread so sorry if its a re-post... but.. what is the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?? it only takes one nail to hang a picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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