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whats black and blue and full of cum?

 

a rape victim

 

 

Whats blue and doesn't fit?

 

a dead epileptic

 

 

what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?

 

Throw your washing in

 

 

Little Timmy goes up to his mummy and says 'Mummy, I want to be superman when I grow up'

And his Mummy says 'Timmy we know that won't happen......you have AIDS'

 

 

What does a teddy bear and the prophet mohamed have in common?

 

They both sleep with children

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Two old age pensioners are having a 69.

After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on."

"That'll be my arthritis" she says.

"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in thier fanny before."

No she says "It's in my arms and hands... and I can't wipe me arse."

 

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None, it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch.

 

A man is in a bar and turns to the guy next to him and says ' you know, I could have any woman in this place i wanted' the other man says 'really how?'

'I'm a rapist' he replies

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.

 

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?

All of them if you put them in the ashtray

 

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day.

 

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

Niger nigger nigger

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What do you call 7 niggers hanging from a tree?

 

Alabama wind chime..

 

 

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

 

 

 

What have Guinness and a priest got in common?

 

Both have black coats and white collars, and God help your arse if you get a bad one.

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i just checked this thread so sorry if its a re-post... but..

 

what is the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it only takes one nail to hang a picture.

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