ahr-eye-ve-eeh Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 what do u get when u cross a gay nigger and a midget? a midget with a really big asswhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahr-eye-ve-eeh Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 this thread is dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 why do niggers only have nightmares? because they killed the only one with a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 What do you call a dog abortion? A slush puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? run, cos the grenade is in the other hand whats blue and fucks your granny? hypothermia. What do you call a leper in the bath? porridge. Whats big pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants? your mum. old, but i think you will agree, funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Ed, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Jim turns to Ed and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Ed thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater?" Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Ed at the bar. He tells Ed about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Ed says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?" "No." "Then you're a queer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. Yet, every once in a while he'd hear a reassuring voice in his head that said, "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patents." But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. "You are a sick bastard, " it whispered, "and a terrible veterinarian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Katie is five years old. Tomorrow will be her birthday. "Dad, guess how old I'll be tomorrow?" "Don't know," he replies. "I'll be six!" She goes into the kitchen and sees her Grandad. "Grandad, guess how old I'll be tomorrow?" "To answer that I need you to remove your knickers". So she does that and he sniffs them. Then he fingers her, smells his finger and licks them. "You will be six tomorrow" he says. "How do you know that?" she asks. "I overheard you talking to your dad," he answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Q. What's green and black, and has at least four nipples? A. The trashbag outside a breast cancer clinic! Q: What is the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? A: There are twenty of them One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me five free beers?" The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first." So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano. The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five beers. How did you do that?" "There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and will grant you one wish." So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant one wish. Choose carefully." "I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000 ducks came out of nowhere. The bartender goes back into the bar. "Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing." The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 hah. love that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 bumpski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Why do black people smell bad? -So blind people can hate them too. Whats the worst part about having sex with a 6 year old? -Washing the blood off your clown suit Whats the best part about having sex with a 4 year old? -Hearing the pelvis bone crack Whats the Difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? - I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? -Depends on how hard you throw them Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of water? -Cant unload water with a pitch fork How many Jews can you fit in a civic? -100, 4 in the seats and 96 in the ash tray. Probably posted repeats but idc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 what are three things you can't give a black person? a job, a black eye, and a fat lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 what do you say when you see your tv floating away at night? 'drop it nigger!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azerks Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 How long does it take for a baby to explode in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 why did they invent the shopping cart? to keep women from walking on all fours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? you cant fuck a sandwich what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? an erection what do you call a baby with its skin all peeled off? SEXY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 not really offensive but... what do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto what do you call a Mexican quarterback? El Paso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 why are black people afraid of chainsaws? cause they go RUN nigga nigga nigga (say it out loud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 What do you never want to call a black man that starts N and eands with R? Niehbor Why did Hitler comit suicide? He got the gas bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. ohhhhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 whats the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? the pizza comes out the oven. no offense.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 why dont black people have dreams? cuz the last one that did got shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 why do black ppl like basketball? because they can shoot,steal, and run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? the dead dog has skid marks leading up to it. (im not racist.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 what do you call a black guy in a tree full of monkeys? branch manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 how do you starve a black guy? put his food stamps in his work boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 there was 2 guys fucking in a shower right, and theres a knock on the door so the guy says " dont finish without me!!!" and he talks to the vacuum seller and comes back, and theres cum ALLLL in the shower everywhere... he says "i told you not to finish bitch!!!!!!"... the other guy says "i didnt you stupid fuck.. i farted!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 whats long, brown, black, and smells?? the welfare line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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