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why? because i'm on a graffiti forum?? aaaaahahhaha (this would have worked better if i wasn't 6 posts below the guy i'm replying to)

 

 

yes. i am. and that use of the word "nigga" is probably the only time i've done so. i have no problem with it, it just doesn't really fit into my lexicon as it doesn't mean anything to me. it did however fit with the e-gangster attitude i was attempting portrayal of with that post to CALIGULA.

 

i hope you're upset.

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why does the mexican olympic team suck so bad?

 

cause all the mexicans that can run and jump crossed the border already!

 

whats worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

 

one dead baby nailed to twelve trees.

 

what do you call a short mexican?

 

a pinto bean.

 

how do you give a nigger a heart attack?

 

give em a book with no pictures in it!

 

 

in a boat there is a mexican, a nigger and a whitey. they have this lamp so they decide to rub it. out pops a genie. the genie says "ill grant you three wishes but, since there are three of you you each gets one wish." the nigger wished that all his people live in peace back in africa genie says wish granted and the nig dissapeared. the spic asked for the same wish and the spic dissapeared. the genie turns to the whitey and says what do you wish for. whitey asks the genie "so all the niggers and spics are out of america?" the genie says yes. then the whitey said "well then i just wish to get of this boat" the genie says "wish granted!"

then the boat just dissapeared and the whitey drowned!:lol:

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here i fixed it

 

 

in a boat there is a mexican, a nigger and a whitey. they have this lamp so they decide to rub it. out pops a genie. the genie says "ill grant you three wishes but, since there are three of you you each gets one wish." the nigger wished that all his people live in peace back in africa genie says wish granted and the nig dissapeared. the spic asked for the same wish and the spic dissapeared. the genie turns to the whitey and says what do you wish for. whitey asks the genie "so all the niggers and spics are out of america?" the genie says yes. then the whitey said "well thenshit, i'll just take a beer!" :lol: :lol:

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A young black kid is helping his mother cook in the kitchen , when he throws flour on his face and says "look ma ima whiteboy ima whiteboy" So the mother slaps him and says "go tell your father" so he goes to his father and says "look pa ima whiteboy ima white boy" So the father slaps him and says "go show your grandma" So the kid goes to his grandma and says "LOOK NANA IMA WHITEOBY IMA WHITEBOY" So the grandma slaps him and says "go show your mother" So the boy goes back to his mother and she says."SON, WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM THIS?" And he says...

 

 

"I've been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you niggers"

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A Black, a Hispanic, and a Polish guy had a race to see who would hit the ground first jumping off the Empire State Bulding.

 

The Black guy won, they allways die first.

The spanish guy stopped to tag the side of the building and came in second.

The polish guy made it down last because he stopped on the way down to ask directions.

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a chinese guy walks into a bar and there is a black bartender. he says to the bartender "give me a jigger nigger" the bartender takes offence and pleads with the man "why must you call me that we are both minorities? how would you like if if you were back here and i said something racist to you?" the chinese man replies "i would love that" so the two men swith places and the black man says to the chinese man "give me a drink chink!" he then replies "sorry, we dont serve niggers here..."

 

why do gorillas always look so pissed off?

cause they know in a couple years they'll be niggers

 

-no racist-

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  • 2 weeks later...

An aboriginal walks into the local Centrelink office in Broome,

marches straight up to the counter and mumbles, "'ey, you falla.... I don' wanna be on dole. I wanna job."

 

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent.

 

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $60,000 a year."

 

The aboriginal bloke says, "You're bullshitting me!"

 

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah well, you started it."

 

not too offensive compared to some

but you know

whatever

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