pukey1 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 drunk guy. walks into a bar goes up to the bartender and says "i'll take a drink for me, a drink for you and a drink for everyone in the house" bartender hands out the drinks to everyone but when it somes for pay time the drunkard admits to not having any money. after hearing this the bartender, pissed off, kick the drunkard's ass tossing his ass onto the street. about a week later the drunk comes back to the bar and orders the same thing, "i'll take a drink for me, a drink for you and a drink for everyone in the house". again when pay time comes along. the drunkard admits to being broke and this time gets himself fucked up bad. about three months later, once the casts are off the drunkard enters the bar, goes up to the bartender and says "i'll take a drink for me, and a drink for everyone in the house" the bartender puzzled asks, "hey, what about my drink" "nono my good friend, you become violent when you drink"... get it? it's better acted out slightly buzzed.. trust me..:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 what do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? will the defendant please rise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melt Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 whats red and lying in all four corners of a room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 At a small terminal in the Texas Panhandle, three strangers are awaiting their shuttle flight. One is a Native American passing through from Oklahoma. Another, a local ranch hand, is on his way to Ft. Worth for a stock show. The third passenger is an Arab student, newly arrived at the Texas oil patch from the Middle East. To pass the time, they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside blows tumbleweeds and the old windsock flaps, but no plane comes. Finally, the Native American clears his throat, and, softly, he speaks: "Once my people were many; now we are few." The Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward. "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and, from the darkness beneath his Stetson, says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number one toy Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 did you know curt kobain had two blue eyes? yeah, one eye blue left and one blew right. why does mike tyson always cry during sex? Its the mace. What has nine arms and sucks? Def leopard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motha Fuka Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 whats red orange and black all over a nigger in church whats long and hard on a nigger 1st grade whats the difference between a nigger and a bike bikes dont start singin when u chain em how do u stop niggers from hangin around ur front yard hang em in the back how can u tell if a nigger used ur computer its not there how do u get a 1 armed polack down from a tree wave what do u call a fag in a sleeping bag froot roll up ill post more later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 What do you do when you see a nigger with half a head? Reload and finish the job What do you have when you have a nigger neck deep in cement? Not enough cement. Whats bloody red and is always climbing up your leg? A home sick abortion. How do you fit 10 jews in the back of a Volkswagen? Put them in the ashtray. Whats the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesnt scream in the ovens. Why dont sharks eat niggers? They think its whale shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by Glik0 Whats the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesnt scream in the ovens. What's the difference between a nigger & a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ......probably been said already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by WISE How do you make a nine year old cry twice? Pull your bloody dick out of his ass and wipe it on his teddy bear. PS> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milla_train Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 why is Italy shaped like a boot? because you can't expect to fit all that shit in a sneaker. bringing it back like woah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wink ONE Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 bringing it back I love this thread. An Afghan was at a Star Trek convention,he was wondering why there is no Afghans on Star Trek,So he finds a Trekkie and asks. Aghan:"why are there only white,and black people on Star Trek,no Aghans?" Man:"Because this takes place in the future" ehh thats roughly it,funnier if i knew it exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Originally posted by Smart right on, well, whatever the reason, consider yourselves warned, we don't find that stuff cute or funny... in the future, if that sort of thing happens, click on the 'warn' link and let Webmaster know. The post will be fixed and the fool will be dealt with. Thank You. :) How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet... i knew a really good one about helen keller but i forgot it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 how do you keep black kids from playing in your back yard? hang one in the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together one day. The priest notices a little boy playing by himself in the street. The priest nudges the rabbi, bringing his attention to the little boy. "Hey," he says, "want to screw that kid or what??" The rabbi sneers and laughs, then says "Sure, out of what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 man i havnt seen this thread in a while, its a classic! hey im not witty! post that joke your dad told you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 bump cause this thread is hilarious. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Offensive Jokes (pt. 2) yea, so i don't feel like diggin the old thread up or searching for it, cause i'm lazy... anyhow, i heard an offensive joke today and i wanted to share it, and if someone said it already - so mother fucking what.. go on. anyhow... Why is a pizza better than a black man? Cause a pizza can feed a family of four... blah. Jesus was on the cross calling for Peter... he says "Peter, come here." so Peter starts walking toward him and the guards whip him.. Jesus says "Peter, come here." So he makes his way towards him and the guards cut off both his legs. Peter starts dragging himself towards Jesus with his hands and the guards cut off his arms... so Peter starts using his chin to drag his torsoe towards jesus, and when he gets there, Peter says, "Yes, my lord?" and Jesus responds, "I can see your house from here" haha... i dunno. lates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jolt7782 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 every single nigger/racial joke is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 fuck that, dig up the old one. it needs it. this won't catch on. i hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by MeAndU=69 every single nigger/racial joke is old. i disagree... nigger/spic/honkey/cracker/wop/jew/chink... whatever, i dont give a shit, a funny joke is a funny joke. its when they're said to hurt people that im not cool with it... but jokes for jokes sake? sheeit, bring it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 It's the difference between being a racist and a just a dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 the trick is to say you're prejudice against all races. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 as suggested... Jesus was on the cross calling for Peter... he says "Peter, come here." so Peter starts walking toward him and the guards whip him.. Jesus says "Peter, come here." So he makes his way towards him and the guards cut off both his legs. Peter starts dragging himself towards Jesus with his hands and the guards cut off his arms... so Peter starts using his chin to drag his torsoe towards jesus, and when he gets there, Peter says, "Yes, my lord?" and Jesus responds, "I can see your house from here" haha... i dunno. lates oh, and whats better than fucking a 6-month old? fucking a dead 6-month old.. laffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 whats the best thing about fucking little baby girls? -if you turn them on their stomach they look like little baby boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 i just had too.. why did the chiken cross the road ? to get to ther other sideA :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoa1 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum all over an apple before I take a bite out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 BUMP... ... to try and bring one of the best threads weve ever had on 12oz. back to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Why do they have trees in Harlem? Public Transportation What do you do when you see a TV floating in midair in the middle of the night? Say "drop it nigger!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Catch22 What's the difference between a nigger & a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. :lol: I was cracking up at 5:25 on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaph Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 why will commercial street never flood? cause theres a dyke on every corner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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