swif1 Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by bufme1 Why did the fat little girl walk to the market? To get to the aisle where the Twinkies were. Because she was fat. hahahaha oh god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 offensive jokes revisited I just heard this one at a show tonight, thanks to the Dead Kings . for this one How do you pick up girls at a Great White show? With a Dust Buster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 yeah, thats offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 like whoa! why not just use the other offensive jokes thread. i understand if this one was over the top knee-slapping funny then yes. but... :bigredarrow.gif: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Re: offensive jokes revisited Originally posted by grim540 I just heard this one at a show tonight, thanks to the Dead Kings . for this one How do you pick up girls at a Great White show? With a Dust Buster Oh man! Im using this....I have been making random jokes for the past two weeks? About things "going up like a rhode island nightclub." I kinda gave it up it was getting old....but now this is fresh material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...offensive+jokes blicka blau children, blicka blau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 offensive. But funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser moderatly offensive, but excessively boring!!!!! READ MY LIPS!!!!!! NO NEW THREADS!!!!!! read my lips...stop posting bollocks in every thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 these may have been posted already,i dont know but oh well 1.what do you tell a black jew? get to the back of the oven.. 2.whats the definition of re-nig? shift change at burger king 3.why did so many black people die in vietnam? because when their sargent said get down they all jumped up and started dancing. 4.whats long and hard on a black man? the third grade. 5.A black kid comes home from his first day of fifth grade,and says "momma,in P.E. we had to take showers and everybody was laughing at me cuz my dick was bigger than theirs..is it cuz im black?" and she says,"No,Tyrell its cuz your 16 years old." 6>How do you tell if a black mans well hung? if you cant get your fingers between his neck and the noose. 7.what did the blind,crippled kid get for christmas? cancer.. more to come later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 What did Helen Keller name her dog? Muamua Why did Helen Kellers dog kill him self? If you name was Muamua you'd do it too. If a quiz is quizical then whats a test?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 So two fags are ass fucking on the beach,BRUCEY(SAY IT IN A LISP) AND GEOFFY. So Brucie starts pounding his homo lovers ass hard right and Geoffy is screaming stop stop my elbow my elbow. So they stop and dig around the sand and they find a magic lamp.So they rub it and a genie pops out.He's pissed right and he says "great 5000 years in a lamp and I get owned by two fucking queers".......he tells them he will grant them ONE wish.So they get mad and he straight tells them....YOUR FAGS YOU SUCK! Later that night back at their house Brucie and Geoffy are fucking again AND ALL OF A SUDDEN some klansmen break down the door and start dragging them outside with ropes around their necks........BRUCEY LOOKS AT GEOFFY AND SAYS "WE BETTER USE OUR WISH!" GEOFFY SAYS "I DID, I WISHED WE WERE HUNG LIKE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 :huh2: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Originally posted by Frate Raper So two fags are ass fucking on the beach,BRUCEY(SAY IT IN A LISP) AND GEOFFY. So Brucie starts pounding his homo lovers ass hard right and Geoffy is screaming stop stop my elbow my elbow. So they stop and dig around the sand and they find a magic lamp.So they rub it and a genie pops out.He's pissed right and he says "great 5000 years in a lamp and I get owned by two fucking queers".......he tells them he will grant them ONE wish.So they get mad and he straight tells them....YOUR FAGS YOU SUCK! Later that night back at their house Brucie and Geoffy are fucking again AND ALL OF A SUDDEN some klansmen break down the door and start dragging them outside with ropes around their necks........BRUCEY LOOKS AT GEOFFY AND SAYS "WE BETTER USE OUR WISH!" GEOFFY SAYS "I DID, I WISHED WE WERE HUNG LIKE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!" Oh shit! :lol: in a creepy i dont know if i should laugh way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 ok...a mexican guy, a black guy, and a filipino guy are all trying to escape from jail.....one night they get out and run across a big field when they hear the alarm sound....so they each hide in some bushes near by.....in a few minutes....a guard comes walking by with a flashlight and all in hand.....as he passes the bushes....he hears some noises coming from the nearby bushes....so he lights one up and says in a nervous voice, "w..whoo..whoos there?"....and the mexican guy goes,"meeeooww..".....and the guard thinks to himself, "oh its just a cat."...then as he continues to pass the bushes he thinks he hears another noise coming from another bush and he says,"w.who..whoos there?"....and the black guy goes,"meeeeooow.."...and the guard thinks to himself, "oh its jsut that cat again..."....then as he continues to pass the bushes he hears another sound coming from them....and he says,"w..who...whoos there?".....and because he saw that one animal noise worked for the other two.....the filipino guy says, "the caaaaaat.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. Get out of my sun! BUSH QUOTES: 1."Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning." -Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000 2."It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." -Reuters, May 5, 2000 3."I think we agree, the past is over." -Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000 4."I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." -Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000 5."I understand small business growth. I was one." -New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000 6."We ought to make the pie higher." South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb 15, 2000 7."This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." -Perseverance Month at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, NH 8."I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -Greater Nashua, NH, Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 9."The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" -New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999 10."When it is all said and done, I will have made more money than I ever dreamed I would make." -Source & Date unknown . A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. The world's thinnest books: 1. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL-by Hillary Clinton 2. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD-by Bill Gates 3. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore 4. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN 5. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES 6. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN 8. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 9. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 10. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson Q. What's the difference between an american woman and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 i dun get why theres so many baby jokes ? they aint that funny, more digsuting like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 http://www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/chinesepuppies.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 not really offensive, shit, its not even funny! The Doggy Did It... One Christmas season mom came down from Sacramento which was a long 6 hour drive. She brought her dog Buddie who was schitzu. After a long stay she was about to leave and noticed I gave him a small piece of cheese. She told me not to do that as it would give him gas and then said she had to use the bathroom before leaving but for me not to give him any more cheese. Well, she was in the bathroom for quite some time and poor Buddy was really hungry so I gave him a whole pound of cheese. As mom came out of the bathroom we all held back our laughter until she left. Many hours later she called my brothers house screaming on the phone about not appreciating the dirty trick I did. Of course I played innocent. She said all the way back up to Sacramento Buddy kept farting, she had to put him in the back seat as it smelled so bad, then had to open the windows to air out the car until it started raining hard and had to close them. Ever smell a dog fart? Submitted by Stan Sigstad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 this is pretty offensive.... http://www.funnyheck.com/images/KING_KON.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhObIk Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 this joke is so predejuce or how ever u spell it........ what do u call a black preist???? holy shit..............................hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 check this out http://www.funnyheck.com/images/make_love_not_war.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 http://www.funnyheck.com/images/btitanic.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 what sound does a clansmens car make when u rev the engine?..... .........runiganinganiganiga,,,runruuuninganiganiga.....runniganiga...runigagniga... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame Oh shit! :lol: in a creepy i dont know if i should laugh way... My ol'man told me that when I was 10,I tell it way better in person because I talk in a lisp durring the homo parts.Whats great about it is, it offends EVERYONE..... I got another brucie and geoffy joke but it won't be funny on here it's a inperson thanggggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by PhObIk this joke is so predejuce or how ever u spell it........ and you're obviously not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Q: what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza's not the inferior race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car? A: "Hey, go easy on the candy!" Q: What's the difference between acne and priests? A: Acne comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13. How do you fuck a really fat chick? Thow in a hand full of flour and then go for the wet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¹º¹º¹¹º¹¹¹º¹ Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 okay okay okay... so a seal walks into a club.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¹º¹º¹¹º¹¹¹º¹ Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 okay.. how many jews can fit in a volkswagon? 15...... 3 in the back... 2 in the front.. 10 in the ashtray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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