oaph Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 i made this one up.....its not so funny what do you call a pregnent stab victim? a womb with a view....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac? i don't have a cadillac in my garage. [props goes out to flaminghobo for that one] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 if someone posted this ohh-well... why are BLACK men good at basketball??? cause they can RUN, SHOOT, ANNNDDDD STEALLLLL.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 A PRIEST, A RAPEIST AND A CHILD MOLESTER WALK INTO A BAR..... ....OH WAIT THATS ALL THE SAME GUY!... WHY DID THE NIGGER WEAR A SUIT TO HIS VISECTAME (SP??) BECAUSE IF HE WAS GONNA BE "IMPOTENT" HE'S GONNA LOOK IMPOTENT!! WHY IS CAR INSURANCE MUCH HIGHER FOR MEN THAN WOMEN? WOMEN CAN'T GET BLOW JOBS.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallout boy Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 how do you know when you're at a gay bbq? ...when the hotdogs taste like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by DETO VISECTAME (SP??) vasectomy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 cinderrella sat on pinnochios face and moaned, lie to me, lie to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 how do you get 3 black guys to stop raping a white girl ? throw them a basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Originally posted by ARCEL how do you get 3 black guys to stop raping a white girl ? throw them a basketball you're not even smart enough to be a racist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill ? a mudslide what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill ? a jailbreak what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill ? an avalanche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trousersnake Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 what do you call kneepads? sanfrancisco slippers why do tweekers fuck doggie style? so they can both look out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 how do you know a tweaker is suckin your dick?? she holda wet rag up to your nuts.."glass dick smokers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Dont know if tis has been said but here it goes. What did God say to the Indians before he left? Dont do anything till I get back. Why do crows have wings? To beat the indians to the dump. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 what has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? half a dog what do you call 2 black guys in a ferarri? grand theft auto whats the difference between a refridgerator and assfucking? the fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat an old asian man goes to the eyedoctor....after a few tests the doc comes in and says..."Well, looks like you have a cataract." to which the asian man replys.."Nope, i drive a Rincoryn" whats the worst part when a Buick with 5 black guys goes off the edge of a cliff? Buicks seat 6.. how does every "nigger" joke start? the white kid looks over both shoulders what do you call an etheopian with a yeast infection? quarter pounder with cheese Ever eat etheopian food? neither have they. how many etheopians can fit in a phone booth? all of them ....eh...maybe more later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 ok...one more.. what if there where 1 million lesbians at the million man march as well? woulda been 2million people there that don't do dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 last one....not very funny...eh if white babies are angels...what are black babies? bats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted December 25, 2002 Author Share Posted December 25, 2002 "i write with a crew light beamed from a street lamp/ up under the cherry moon/ to me thats a cheap tramp/" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cade Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 fUNNY!!!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy asked the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agreed to and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100, she started to strip. When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car. The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were still trapped in the car. "Go get help," he pleaded. She replied, "I can't, I'm naked." He pointed to his shoe that was thrown clear and said, "Cover your crotch with that shoe and go get help." She grabbed the shoe, covered herself, and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived, she was frantic and yelled to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!" The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied, "I'm sorry, Miss. He's too far in for me to help." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 what do you call a guy whos gay and plucks his eyebrows? POPGUNWAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 man i thought this thread was a sticky......ive looked through a 100 days worth of threads and still no find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 40ozProphet Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 :king: :king: :king: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of dead baby seals? Nothing, I beat them both to death with a club.:spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 what do you call a half mexican half black person????? A choco taco.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 I'm sure these have all be posted already, but... -How do you circumsize a native/redneck? ...Kick his sister in the jaw -What's the difference between a black man and a medium pizza? ...A medium pizza can feed a family -Why did god give seagulls wings? ...to beat the natives to the dump -what do you do when you see a field half full of dead indians? ...stop laughing and reload -What did Hitler give his daughter for Christmas? ...an easy-bake oven (Apologies if that offended anyone ^^^) -what do you call 40 mexicans buried in sand up to their heads? ...a spicket fence -Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? ...they don't want to wear out the camel -Why don't blacks like asprins? ...because they're white, they work, and you have to pick through cotton to get them All i can remember right now.. :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosoled Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 what do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their last big hit was the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, ''To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.'' The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, ''Sorry, I can't do it.'' The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and walks out. ''Sorry, I can't.'' he says. The last man enters the office and the inverviewer said yet again explains the test.' The man takes the gun and goes into the room. The Agent hears 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming. The man comes out of the room and says, ''Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the curtain railing!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 The Little Rascals were at school one day when the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb." The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence." She says, "Buckwheat is dumb." "Now spell 'stupid'," the teacher says. Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid." The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence." Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid." Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "dictate." Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate." The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence." Buckwheat says, "I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Why did the fat little girl walk to the market? To get to the aisle where the Twinkies were. Because she was fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you." **************************** A man is lying in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught, so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of long-standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajamas trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!" At this, the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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