kissmyass#1 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 even tho im a girl all those kinda jokes are fuckin hilarious. esp. the 2 black eyes one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 hmmmm. I usually have quite a few. But I'm tired and can't think. I do ask how did Micheal Jackson go from a black kid to a middle-aged white woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Q: what do you do when the dishwasher breaks down? A: slap her Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: give her a shovel Q: whats wrong with women complaining about a mess in the living room? A: her leash shouldn't let her out of the kitchen Q: whats the first thing a wife does when she gets out of the battered wives clinic? A: the dishes if she knows whats fucking good for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 thats fucken funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WHEN YOU WANNA HEAR OFFENSIVE JOKES?? GO TO THE OFFENSIVE JOKES THREAD IN CHANNEL ZERO :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 FAMILY FAVORITE... man wins the lottery... goes home and tells his wife to pack her bags,hes just won $60,000,000$ she asks her husband...what should i pack for?the mountians,the snow,the islands? he says..i dont give a fuck!just pack up and leave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 why do women trust men so much? well they sure as hell cant trust other women..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail it's other hand to the floor. How do you get a baby out of a tree? You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata. What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles? A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 why do men think twice as much as women while women talk twice as much as men?? because guys have two heads and girls have four lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 whats the difference between a mexican and a bucket full of shit? the bucket.:mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 all stolen Q: What do you give teh pedophile who has everything? A: Another parish. Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A: You can't hide dead children in a gay man. Q: What's red and has more brains than Kurt Cobain? A: The wall behind him. Q: What's a two-syllable word that begins with the letter N that you never want to call a black man. A: Neighbor Q: Why does a dog lick it's penis? A: Because it can't make a fist. Q: Why do Paedophiles love Halloween? A: Free delivery. Q: How do you get a black kid to take a shower? A: Open a fire hydrant and start selling crack on the other side of the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW REALITY BASED SURVIVOR TV SERIES?? IT'S CALLED ALTER BOY! :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Originally posted by beard this one had me rolling! LSU Medical School students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor - the first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The professor uncovered the body, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked his finger. "Go ahead and do the same thing." He told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns sucking their finger after withdrawing it from the rectum. When everybody was finished, the professor looked at them and told them "The second important quality is observation. I stuck my middle finger in and sucked my index finger. Pay attention people!!!!!" this has to be the greatest so far...this is great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 "Confucious say man standing on toilet is high on pot." "Confucious also say women who fly upside down have hairy crack up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
def_mode Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i love this thread:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i might have heard this here but I'm not sure What do you tell a black jew? Get to the back of the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 :lol: come on someone has to know more jokes :lol: :lol: lets keep this thread alive :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 http://www.netcheats.com/humor/rdmimg/10giftformen.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctrlaltdelete Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 2 mute buttons, greatly needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 man...where's the misogynistic muthafukkas. All I see is some smalltown racist ijuts who are living in fear like cowards. Now, I ain't no Nelson Mandela, but fuck...don't try and deny shit after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 what's up people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jolt7782 Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 Adolf Hitler goes straight to hell. When hes there he meets up with satan and they were giving eachother dap and shit. Then satan was like hey let me show you this cool invention. And he takes Hitler to a giant fryingpan about the size of a city. And satan presses this button and 1 million jews fall on the pan burning to their death. Hitler was like "Cool do it again" SO satan presses the button again and another million jews fall to their death. Hitler clearly getting excited sed "Let me try it out" and when hitler presses the button 2 puerto ricans fall. This obviously upsets Hitler so he was asking satan what was up. And satan replied "after burning 2 million jews you gotta grease up the pan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 What did the paraplegic retard get for christmas? Cancer! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 A white man, black man, and a mexican man are walking in the desert and find a bottle and rub it. Out pops a genie and grants each man one wish. The black man goes first and wishes for all his people to be back in their homeland, free from racism and oppression. BAM! All the blacks are in Africa. The Mexican goes next and wishes for the same thing. BAM! All the Mexicans return to Mexico, also free from racism and oppression. Finally, the white man gets his turn. "What do you wish for?" asks the genie. "Hmmm", says the white man. "You mean all the niggers and spics are out of America??" "Then I'll just have a coke"............ Sorry....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 :lol: shit bro thanks for bringing this thread back to life!:D :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jolt7782 Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 Alright so theres this black guy cowboy and indian all sitting in a bar. the indian sez "my people were once many but now we are few" the black sez "We were once small but now we outnumber everyone" The cowboy sez "Just wait till we play cowboy and blacks" what do you get when you mix a puerto rican and a chinese dude? a cartheif who cant drive where does an irish family go to when they are on vacation? a different bar So theres this irish dude and its 5am and all the bars are closed, except for one the fag bar. Not realizing this the plucky irishman goes in takes a seat and has a beer. So this fag walks up to him (a total flamer who makes liberache look like vin deasel) and whispers something in his ear. The irishman is exrtemly upset and punches his lights out. The irishman walks up and sits somewhere else. The bartender asks him why did he knock out that dude. So the irishman sed "well im not really sure but i think he sed something about giving me a job" What do you call a mexican with no kids? virgin So there is this half black half jewish kid. And he goes up to his mom and asks her if he is more black or more jewish. the mother is not sure but tells him to go ask his dad. so he goes up to his dad and asks him the same question. the father asks him why he wants to know. and the little half breed boy replies" well theres this kid across the street selling his bike for $10. and i dont know if i should steal it or bargain him down to $2.50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle dick Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 how do you fit 4 homos on a bar stool?? flip the stool upsidedown.. how do you know if a woman is about to say something smart??? when she starts by saying "a man once told me" what do you call 4 mexicans sinking in a boat?? quatro seeeiinko jajaja:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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