graffsurgeon Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 whats wrong with a woman complaining about the mess in the living room?? her chain shouldnt be that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 What do all battered women have in common? -They don't know when to shut the fuck up! Why don't women need watches? -There's a clock on the stove. -sorry if these have already been posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 this isn't really a joke but I should leave it from here myself and a girl get into my car and have this little interaction girl:wow zack to the mother fuckin morris its like an oven in here zack:yeah I feel like a jew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 why do jews have big ears and slicked back hair? ho much!!!??? woah!!!!!!???? whats the motto of the jewish football team? get that quarter back why do jews have big noses? air is free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy why do jews have big ears and slicked back hair? ho much!!!??? woah!!!!!!???? Hahahaha....you kinda have to do this in person to get the full effect. I remember Kan doing it to some jewish kid in high school. Telling an offensive joke to the person you are offending? Now that is really funny:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by ceptone putting this under the sticky was one of the dumbest thing this sites done.....the crew members of this site(some)take things into there own hands......when it suits there benifit or enjoyment and bitch when things dont go there way....some of you act like teens..and are just as arrogant as the people you bitch at....... What's your problem, dude? This is channel zero, in case you forgot, and most of the members seem to enjoy these jokes. There's your reason for sticking it. Sorry if it offends you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by ceptone putting this under the sticky was one of the dumbest thing this sites done.....the crew members of this site(some)take things into there own hands......when it suits there benifit or enjoyment and bitch when things dont go there way....some of you act like teens..and are just as arrogant as the people you bitch at....... just kill yourself now. leave shit up for the real Sept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 what time did the chinese guy go to the dentist toothurty:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 i havent had time to read all the jokes but heres mine. why does mexico have such a shitty olympic team? because every mexican that can run jump or swim is already in the states :mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 why did a shipload of blondes die in the north atlantic one night? their boat broke down so they got out to push...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 what do you say to a woman with really small boobs? nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 If two fags are having sex, and die... which one will reach heaven first?? The guy on the bottom.. cuz his shits already packed. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 hahaha how do you know if a tweaker is sucking your dick? she holds a wet rag up to your nuts. whats a tweakers favorite sex positon? doggystyle..so they can fuck and look out the window at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 7, 2002 Author Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 If two fags are having sex, and die... which one will reach heaven first?? The guy on the bottom.. cuz his shits already packed. :D ah..thats a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 what's grosser than gross.............. 2 vampires fighting over a used tampon. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 once there was cinderella and she was a big slut she was always fuckin evryone in the enchanted kingdom, and this upset the fairy godmother she she tells cinderella, you keep fuckin all these dudes im gonna turn yer puss into a pumpkin well cinderella tries but a week later she gets it on w/ prince charmig so the fairy godmother turns her puss into a pumpkin i was upsetting for a while but then she met peter peter the pumpkin eater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 why do women have such small feet........... so they can stand closer to the stove.. how many women does it take to change a lightbulb? none...let the bitch cook in the dark...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 whats the difference between pink and purple? your grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 7, 2002 Author Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by amItoolate? once there was cinderella and she was a big slut she was always fuckin evryone in the enchanted kingdom, and this upset the fairy godmother she she tells cinderella, you keep fuckin all these dudes im gonna turn yer puss into a pumpkin well cinderella tries but a week later she gets it on w/ prince charmig so the fairy godmother turns her puss into a pumpkin i was upsetting for a while but then she met peter peter the pumpkin eater nah...the story is..cinderella wants to go to the ball but her pussy is bleeding so her godmother comes and gives her a tampon but tells her if you're out past 12 that tampon will turn into a pumpkin. well the godmother was sitting around for a while and it was about 12 30 when cinderella came in and she was asking her how she was out that late and she said she was walking home and met up with peter peter pumpkin eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 a blackman walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder .. the bartender says "where did you get that?" the parrot said-- "africa". ________________________ "you think you have it bad- imagine if your a siamese twin and your other half is gay and ya'll share the same ass.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yokel Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 How'd they circumsize the whale? sent down four skin divers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 what do you call a group of ten black men and one white man? "Coach" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_edge Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 what's blue and sitting in the corner .. a baby playing with a plastic bag. what's green and sitting in the corner .. the same baby three weeks later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by ceptone ....some of you act like teens... some of us r teens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik3000 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 my god is this thread a guilty pleasure... why did the black kid have the biggest dick in kindergarten? because he was nineteen. Two lesbians go the the zoo. The lion drags one of them into his cage and mauls her and rapes her. The other lesbian visits the first in the hospital. The one in the hospital bed asks "did he call?" (The fellow that told me these is running for Senator....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milla_train Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 what do you call a gay jew? Heblew What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow! Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his dick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first??" Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm? Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 this may have already been posted but... how long it it take the black woman to take a shit? 9 months. ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suckafree Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 hahahahhahahahhahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 pretty cheesy but still why do canadians have sex doggystyle? so they can both watch hockey night in canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 caught on the letterman show I HAVENT HAD SEX SINCE I WAS AN ALTER BOY!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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