dukeofyork Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 how do you fit four homosexual men on a barstool? turn it upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 you like cinnamon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Who is the most popular guy at a Mexican wedding? The guy with jumper cables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Haha, I think this thread deserves stickyism. I have one I dont know if its been used before If it was, then oh well WHy did the koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was nailed to the koala. What do you call a quadropelegic in a swimming pool? bob What do you call a quadropelegic on the doorstep? Mat What do you call a quadropelegic in a pile of leaves? Rustle Why did the kid fall off his trycicle? Cause he was a quadropelegic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 My girl's boss told her this at work. Her boss is from Mexico. "I come to America thinking I have to work like a black man to be paid like a white man, then I come here and the black people don't work". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven six two Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 most offensive jokes are just really bad played out jokes that are retold from something else. especially racist type jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 A guy walks into a bar & sees a big mexican sitting at the end of it. He walks up to him & asks him where a guy can get a Blow Job around here. The mexican takes him outside & beats the shit out of him and walks back to the bar. The bartender asks the mexican "Why did you beat the crap out of that guy?" the mexican replies, "I dunno, He said something about a job." Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike....probably your bike. Why don't you hit a mexican on a bike......probably your mexican. If a black & mexican are sitting in a car, who's driving? -the cop. How do you circumsize a redneck? -kick his sister in the jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 4, 2002 Author Share Posted April 4, 2002 'bump' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 What do u call a mexican baptism? A Bean Dip Where do u hide your money in a mexicans house? Under the Soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Why dont black moms let thier kids play in the sandbox? they are affraid the cats will kick sand on them the baby jokes are just sick. i dont find baby jokes funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Down south they are changing the legal drinking age to 35. Because they are trying to keep alcohol out of the high schools! How come the girl from Alabama cant inherit her ex husbands millions. Shes only 14! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR "OUCH" it was an iron bar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 How do you keep a group of black guys from raping a white chick? -Throw them a basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 wasn't the last one from American history X? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Three elephants jump out from behind a box. Get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 what did the orange say to the lemon? i fucking hate you yup that made no sense at all. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seph1 Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 how long does it take a black woman to take a shit? 9 months how many police does it take to arrest a mexican? 15, one to cuff him and 14 to carry his oranges what happens to a porta rican when he get a flat tire? he drowns how do you get a black person to the front yard? move the trashcan Thats all that i can think of that havent been said -seph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 alright...i got some long ones, but believe me they're worth reading #1 - a lady that is pregnant with triplets, walks into a bank that is being robbed. she is shot in the stomach three times, a bullet is lodged in each of the triplets. she is rushed to the hospital, and the doctor tells her that the children will be fine and the bullets will eventually work there way out. well she's watching TV and one of the little girls runs downstairs and screams "MOMMY! MOMMY!" the mother asks her whats wrong and she says "i pee'd out a bullet". the mother tells her the story and tells her she'll be fine. next the other little girl runs downstairs screaming "MOMMY! MOMMY!"...same scenario and she explains the story. next the little boy runs downstairs screaming "MOMMY! MOMMY!" and she says "yes i know, you pee'd out a bullet" and he says immediatly "NO I WAS MASTURBATING AND I SHOT THE DOG!". #2 - this lady feels her sex life could be better with her husband, so she goes to see a doctor. the doctor gives her a bottle of pills and tells her to put one in his coffee every morning. so she goes home and puts one in his coffee, they fucked for an hour. so the next day she puts in 2 and they fuck for 2 hours. the next day she got kind of antsy and just dumps the whole bottle in. well months later the doctor comes to the house and her son answers the door and says "can i help you?" the doctor says "i am your mothers doctor, i hadn't heard from her in awhile and i was wondering how her medication was going. the son says "well things aren't going so great" the doctor asks why. the boy replies "well my mom is dead, my two sisters are pregnant, my asshole hurts, and my dad is on the roof sayin "here kittie kittie kittie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 What do ou get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? a 30 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone these jokes are stupendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 a couple has a child but something is wrong with it, the dr enters the room and says im going to show you your child, he brings the couple into a room and they see a baby with no arms, the couple says "oh my god our kid has no arms, what could be worse what could be worse" the dr says "no no no, thats not your child, follow me" he brings the couple to the next room and there is a kid with no arms or legs and the couple says "oh my god our kid has no arms and no legs what could be worse what could be worse" then the dr says "no no no, thats not your child follow me" he brings the couple to another room and there is just a head, the couple says "oh my god our kid is just a head, what could be worse what could be worse" then the dr says "no no no, thats not your child follow me" then the dr brings the couple to another room and all there is, is an eye ball laying on a pillow, the couple says "oh my god our kid is just an eye ball what could be worse what could be worse" then the dr says "its blind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 ^^^^ shove it down the garbage disposal, problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 3convicts escape from jail...being chased by the cops in idaho..they run to a potato "factory"..they find themselves surrounded by potatos in potato sacks..so they all jump in empty sacks and hide among the manmade potatos....the marshals come in and figure they must be hing in the potato sacks..they come up to one sack and kick it...the first convict sounds out "bark!bark!woof!woof!"marshal says, "oh, its just a dog." so he kicks the next sack, convict sounds out "meeeow.meeeow."marshal says,"oh, its just a cat."he turns to the next sack,kicks it and the convict says,"potatos,potatos." :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.. why can't hellen keller drive? cause she's a woman whats the best part of being a child molester? humping little kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by aederone why can't hellen keller drive? cause she's a woman hahah thats great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Sticky....but you bastards better come through on the regular!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by HAL Sticky....but you bastards better come through on the regular!!!! putting this under the sticky was one of the dumbest thing this sites done.....the crew members of this site(some)take things into there own hands......when it suits there benifit or enjoyment and bitch when things dont go there way....some of you act like teens..and are just as arrogant as the people you bitch at....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 These are so stupid they make u laugh......... Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing.. Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms... "Confusious once said, man who drops watch in toilet have shitty time" What do u call a fly with no wings? A walk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 what did the Chinese couple name their retarded child? Sum Ting Wong :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elquilser Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 this girl walks up to me and tells me she wants 9 inches,to really hurt her ....... so i fucked her 3 times then punched her in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolemite Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum What do you call a quadropelegic in a swimming pool? bob What do you call a quadropelegic on the doorstep? Mat What do you call a quadropelegic in a pile of leaves? Rustle What do you call a quadriplegic skiing? Skip What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art what do you call a quadriplegic in a hole? Phil!!! what do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene what does the gay hoarse eat? heeey(drag is out with a lisp, you know like a guy hoarse would) did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard This thread is too great for words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.