Dirty_habiT Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 I can't read that it's in French. My gf just asked me if I tried eating a French fry and then reading it. I haven't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 Quote Pretty red head from Laval with 2 kids who is looking for the perfect man in her life Quote Listen up! I am not meeting just anyone and I am not moving for a one night stand Quote Must be: Educated (Masters min) Excellent Job Taller than 6'2 Love to travel EXTREMELY Funny A great dad A great husband Someone not afraid (lol) to man up and take charge of a woman who already has 2 kids You must be passionate about theater and literature A great cook Quote I dont work but I have plenty of great business ideas! I dont want to move from (my area) and Im not coming over to your house! You will be the one that travels dear! Quote My passions: Netflix, magazines and cigars ( yes yes, cigars) Quote Looking forward to meeting you my future husband! xo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 She doesn’t work but she has great business ideas y’all. She just doesn’t have the drive, the means or the knowledge to pull any off. That’s your time to shine!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Oh and she likes cigars. AWUT!!! I NEVER thought I'd find a woman that loves cigars, what a unicorn!! How special is this moment!!!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 17, 2020 Author Share Posted January 17, 2020 Ahahahahaha she knew what she was doing 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 🤢 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 21 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: I'm sorry but you nasty ass niggas deserved that shit 100%, I mean look at this bitc... I mean um the defendant. Case dismissed! NEXT CASE! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Crabs isn't the only thing she gave them. I mean, I want you to just close your eyes and take a deep inhale while imagining the smell of sex dick from that one. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 So (knock on wood) never having had crabs, even if this bitch is fucking 4 dudes a day she had crabs for over a month. Aren't those things super fucking irritating, not to mention relatively easy to get rid of? Who lives like that? Besides the woman in the picture... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 19, 2020 Author Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share Posted January 20, 2020 Sexy bailout $$$ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Damn, 5... Definitely out of warranty, but wondering how many miles are left before the transmission falls out? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, misteraven said: Damn, 5... Definitely out of warranty, but wondering how many miles are left before the transmission falls out? Needs new engine mounts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Blown gasket 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 Needs a fluid flush 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Baby Daddy 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 1/21/2020 at 7:07 AM, Kults said: Sexy bailout $$$ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 I'm thinking if she had less than 5 kids she might have a little time for games. I don't have time for a woman that doesn't have time for games. I'm all games and no business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 We have waaaaaay different ideals on MILFs 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 MAKE DATING GREAT AGAIN 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 43 minutes ago, where said: MAKE DATING GREAT AGAIN That ship has sailed. What a shit show Don't you want a 5 kid 'package' deal?! You'd get a 'ready made' family. Only they're not your kids so you get all of the responsibility with none of the authority. "Youre not my real dad!!!!" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Yea that doesn’t sound sustainable. Somebody is gonna make a robot stepdad. 15.5 years. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, where said: Yea that doesn’t sound sustainable. Somebody is gonna make a robot stepdad. 15.5 years. Ya some poor beta simp will fall for it I'm sure. FF a few years she'll cheat on him with Chad. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 You know what makes most of these funny for me is the "ad" (because, let's be honest, that's what these are) says "if you blabhalblhabahllabhalb, you can just swipe left." It's almost like some easy ass bait. "If you don't like milfs, just swipe left." Wait AWUTT? I like milfs, so I have to swipe right now. The girl in the ad said so, she told me what to do and I did it. Your simpleton reverse psychology only works on simpletons you fart sniffer. Also, try deriving a little less enjoyment out of arguing, or verbal sparring as you like to call it, and maybe you'd not be navigating the dating scene again with another man's child in tow. I hope she finds the perfect cuck, but I hope it's with baby daddy paying that child support bill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 “MILSL” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Holy shit haha I cant believe this is real. I haven't dated in forever pre-tinder. Never once used it and some people seem to have a lot of fun and whatever. Man these bitches wildin anyone who remotely hit half them categories has a family or ain't fucking with you. Half these bitches probably used to be on backpage 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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