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Judgement Day - SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!


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these are all over my area:

 

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i'm well aware of how retarded the general public is, but seriously - there are fools out there thinking that this saturday is the end-all.

 

so… how is everyone planning to celebrate your descent into the fiery depths?

may the lord be with you.

 

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/nh

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If god is all loving then Why is he gonna let us burn in hell.. Funny you start this thread Earlier my cousin told me about This..seemed Stupid to me. Either Way if we die I know all you fucks Are gonna die too so I feel Better Now. I will pray to buddah so y'all can be saved. Btw I bet these signs are ONLY In the u.s

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Here's my prediction:

 

This Saturday, because the Lord wouldn't dare return on a fucking work day, Jesus shall return. He will be a gay black man, driving a purple Miata, in a Body Glove suit, listening to Right Said Fred's "I'm too Sexy." He will get out of the car to a silent crowd of thousands in the mid-west, walk to the trunk in a pair of designer heels, open it, yell surprise, and out will pour a thousand aborted fetuses that begin a line dance and laugh openly at the crowd.

 

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