twinky the kid Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 well i have sixty bucks to my name, so im trashin it up for the rapture. rape shall ensue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stotter Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/19/may-21-end-of-the-world_n_863938.html?page=1 "For example, he says, certain numbers repeat in the Bible along with particular themes. The number five means "atonement." Ten means "completeness." Seventeen is "heaven." "Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he says. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years." If you multiply that number by 365.2422 -- the number of days in the solar calendar -- it equals 722,449. And if you add 51 (the number of days between April 1 and May 21) to that number, it equals 722,500. Multiply five by ten by 17 to equal 850, and multiply 850 by 850 and the result is the same: 722,500. That’s just one example." is it just me or does the last part not make any sense? what is 850 significant to? No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36 [ and this is more true than any of that bullshit coincidental mathematics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 not very well. instead of redtube we had jcpenny catalogs and if we were lucky victorias secrets. Finding the SI swimsuit edition outside somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Ive got plans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 The Bible is a great work of fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 IN OTHER NEWS COPE 2 IS NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT POINTS AT THINGS: Stolen from here, 32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die Tomorrow http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-you-need-to-see-before-the-world-ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 RAPTURE SEX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.endofworld.net/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+plus+ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 from deadmau5's wall: And we have returned ... victorious! and with an epic tale to boot! Meowingtons and I were sitting around the house one fine thursday night, when we received word that the rapture was upon us... "FUCK THAT SHIT" said meowingtons, and from then on, it was business. In order to save the world... apparently the rapture had to follow daylight savings time, so we felt it was safe to assume Australia would be the first to get owned... so we had planned on getting up early on friday so we could get to australia in time to nip it in the ass right then and there... but then meowingtons had a better idea... so we decided to head into space and meet that motherfucker before it even hit the solar system. Meowingtons strapped on his kitty jetpack... because he cant fly like me. Anyways... we land on some fucked up MS paint piece of shit looking planet outside out galaxy to intercept this rapture shit, and off in the distance we could hear the booming footsteps of a veloci-rapture!!! SCARY times! Meowingtons wasnt up for any shit... so he immediately crafted an epic sword for us out of some moon rocks and some other shit... i wasnt really paying attention. So the veloci-rapture gets all up in our face n starts talking shit... so meowingtons bit him in the right in the fuckin face... was the best shit ever. It was hard for me to even land a good swing of my awesome sword on it because i was laughing to hard. Anyway... we fought for a bit... the thing had lazers and shot out this weird blue shit that we had to keep dodging. but other than that, the battle was getting pretty routine and predictable and felt like it was getting a bit drawn out... so meowingtons goes in to finish him off or whatever because his HP was low... and meowingtons figured he could pull a falcon punch outta the bag to finish the job... and he did... but it still had like 4hp left. I think the veloci-rapture pretty much knew he was fucked... so he tried to talk his way out of it... we didnt care much for that, so meowingtons and i just severed his limbs and and disemboweled him... the best part was when meowingtons wore his liver like a hat... i couldnt stop laughing, i wish i got a pic of that. anyway, after we were done gloating and high fiving eachother... we figured we should probably head home coz lindsey was making that awesome stir fry shit that night and we didnt want to miss it. point is... we fuckin smoked the veloci-rapture. No need to thank us, we just cant have the tour cancelled coz of some shit talking veloci-rapture idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's Saturday 21st here, 12:17pm and I'm not burning in the fiery depths of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 dear god i hope the world ends tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 raptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 You just listen to the words of DrueDown & take his advice on a dark & stormy night when the lightning is crashing, the thunder rolling & the rain falling in sheets as thick as lead. Just remember what Drue does when the Earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky & the pillars of heaven shake. Yeah, Drue looks that big old storm right in the eye & he says: Gimme your best shot pal, I can take it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's Saturday 21st here, 12:17pm and I'm not burning in the fiery depths of hell. Jesus is black. You really expect him to be on time? He's on Hip Hop minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justchill Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 bored in photoshop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 we got a time frame on this shit, i got a flight to Hawaii to catch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 EVERY PEOPLES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to3y3cmWWRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I had a rapture believing lady at work say she would pray for me and the other unsaved souls. so there. We're all saved from this nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 i celebrated last night with a pool party and a young girl.and her friend.and some coke.was good. fuck jesus ill fight that hippy cunt if he tries anything today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Hmm what about that earth quake it 803 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sik-TwentyFo Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Its Saturday......... im not dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Holy fuck. The world is going to end???? quick. Hookers and blow. HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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