Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I could see it now Keep it trail on some hurry up to Frank while he pushes abc's Grandpa up a hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law There is no way in helllllllll, I would let someone like frank move in and look after them. But I also see Frate Raper caving in and letting it happen haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law WRRRROOONNNGGGGG Frank isn't allowed here,homies got a job,and lots of pork chops to see him through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law he has a job? does he work for you haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law the job he has is a handjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Oh yeah, congratulations. NAO back to the ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law nope, one province over where the indians hunt them on horseback. just kidding, the indians here don't actually do anything. ...but drink mouthwash. In Calgary you have to buy mouthwash and lysol over the counter. White people stole their land. So in return, Indians steal bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trav_coe Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Yep it's the same here. I'm south of Calgary surrounded by mormon towns and reserves. This is my hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i pulled mouthwash for an old native fellow outside the pharmacy once. he said they had banned him from the store due to his mouthwash addiction. i also once saw an old native guy drop a forty then proceed to slurp the puddle off the ground. a cop walked up and gave him a drinking in public ticket. drunk natives kill/stab/rob people i know all the time. lamers. i love canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Okotoks AB is the hot sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law can someone explain why they would choose mouthwash of all alcoholic things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trav_coe Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i broke my props button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I'm from northern Manitoba...natives there make Calgary dudes look soft. Mix up shoe Polish with water and sip it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law There was a problem a few years back with Native kids huffing gasoline in the sheds they use for ice fishing. Then they would forget they were sitting in gasoline vapours and light up a smoke and BOOM no more Native kids. There was also a problem with Natives spreading gasline antifreeze on toast and eating that to get high. Only it would mostly either kill them or make them go blind. I use to work in a convenience store and one night shift some Native lady bought a jug of windshield wash and proceeded to pound it behind the store. I think she was trying to kill herself though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law There was also a problem with Natives spreading gasline antifreeze on toast and eating that to get high. Only it would mostly either kill them or make them go blind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuvUn14SzE&feature=player_detailpage#t=66s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law http://twitter.com/TextsFrmBennett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law It took me two days to finish this thread. Absolutely wonderful. I bet Frank walks with his feet pointed very far out and his wrists swing like they're broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 14, 2011 Author Share Posted November 14, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law no my friend, he walks very quickly,and like a bull....straight ahead sweating and not looking up. As stated before I've had reports of him talking to himself when he is upset and in rare form while walking down the street! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i was gonna say you should try to introduce frank to a cambodian run high risk card game and he could chill with those dudes and do coke and hookers but now you should just give him mouth wash and have him hang out with the natives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law get franky poloc fingers high on Robitussin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i've been sleeping on this thread. i dated an asian girl once with a retarded brother. he would look at porn constantly and steal money from her and her mom, and hang out at the local mall talking to all the store owners (to their chagrin.) def. walked in on him jerking off in the living room to giant black ass porn a few times. oh yeah he thought he was black and was obsessed with g-unit, 50 cent, etc. etc. he was a total fucking asshole, i don't feel bad for talking shit about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i've been sleeping on this thread. def. walked in on him jerking off in the living room to giant black ass porn a few times. hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law was frank well behaved this thanksgiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Happy Franksgiving I hope Frank mixed the bowl of gravy with his arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Canadianthanksgiving.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I forgot franks protug-nadian. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Happy Franksgiving I hope Frank mixed the bowl of gravy with his arm? statement or question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Why is that question mark there? Sentence structure fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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