Posted January 30, 201114 yr I just watched dude devour an entire large pizza with a pint of milk chaser.........now he's mashing out a jumbo costco sized bag of ruffles. retards can be awesome
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law does he have superhuman strength too or is that only with downs syndrome kids?
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law oh fyi.......dudes wearing a pair of walmart board shorts with skulls over them........thats it no shirt. Portugesse chest hair loaded with pizza and chips crumbs soooooooo grooooosss
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law hes very very strong....his normal brother was telling me stories about him pushing thier dad down the stairs while moving a dresser
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law it was a cat but the retard couldnt tell the difference...
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law dude hes really fucking weird about his cat.......he trims its nails until it bleeds and trims the whiskers which is retarded
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law This thread made laugh. You're not supposed to trim the whiskers at all.
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law If he's cutting the nails until they bleed, he's cutting into the quick of the nail. That's not cool at all. That's like someone cutting the tips of your fingers off. Tell him to stop that shit. And trimming the whiskers off fucks up the cat's senses. That shit is animal abuse man. Fuck that dude. Kill him.
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Don't literally fuck him. But literally kill him.
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law shes awesome,normal attractive......she just has a retarded oaf for a bro.....dude we tell him all the time. Her normal brother is still at the crib and keeps his dumb ass in line. Hes actually a super shitty person, hes smart enough to use his tard to be manipulative and rude and fucking mean.
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law One time at a wedding her whole family was at a table and her dad offered me his steak, I wasn't into it but fat ass retard jumped at it......as a joke I said "frank,you like eating your dads HOT BEEF"....he didn't get it and said "I love heating my dads hot beef" were all laughing and I asked him "so frank how often to eat your dads hot beef"....dude says "oh I eat my dads hot beef when ever I get the chance" now her normal brother,and his chick are crying laughing her parents can't speak english nor can her grandparents but they see us laughing and having fun and are all smiles laughing along.....he clues in "screams i think i'm the blunt of a joke" and runs off............ NOW this was a wedding right.....dude had a on button down with fire and dragons on it......and his nicest track pants and velcro shoes.
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Nothing screams "Big Baby Retard" like velcro shoes.
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law or spending 10 g's on phone sex?
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law pic nobrrows head and that frank
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law this thread made me think of this. but in guy form.
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i for one, would welcome DAO into my family.
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law oh...so he is actually retarded? you really are king of the adult assholes
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Don't literally fuck him. But literally kill him. why not literally fuck him to death??? two birds with one dong. i mean rape is in his name isnt it?
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law This thread made laugh. You're not supposed to trim the whiskers at all. If he's cutting the nails until they bleed, he's cutting into the quick of the nail. That's not cool at all. That's like someone cutting the tips of your fingers off. Tell him to stop that shit. And trimming the whiskers off fucks up the cat's senses. That shit is animal abuse man. Fuck that dude. Kill him. Don't literally fuck him. But literally kill him. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this exchange /thread.
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law you really are king of the adult assholes :lol: :lol:
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law he says "more worser"...on the regular. Any one hating on me needs to know some of the stories. I've had this moron screaming "YUMMY YUMMY MONSTER" at the cat 3 feet from my head at 4 am. I've had this fucking moron watch me sleep, i've had to listen to him beat off while farting and burping overtly loud........... Worst of all when his rents die I'm going to get stuck with this sack of retarded shit living with me.
January 30, 201114 yr Author Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law he's 33 never had a woman......he refuses to wear clothes, mostly he rocks boxers, sometimes when people are over at the house he wears sleeveless shirts....he often gets semi's(erections) around people............once at this family bbq her brother got wasted and pointed out that his nipples are super close together......we paid a younger kid in the fam to call him out on it..........he's been wearing more shirts since then. if my chick sees this i'm dead....tomorrow i'm going to fuck you dudes up with some awesome funeral/death stories
January 30, 201114 yr Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law All that I keep thinking is Somthing about Mary. FRANKS AND BEANS!
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