RIPS Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law is he clean or does he wet his pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law no but he does piss allllll over the bathroom...........i wont use the can here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law can't wait for the funeral stories this thread has me dyin :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law It takes all kinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i eagerly await updates, this thread should be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Ever since the keepitrail deer thread, I can't help but think this would be even funnier with pics. Still an amazing thread. Does he still play with toys? what does he watch on tv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Does he wallow in his own bodily secretions for an inordinate amount of time? QUESTIONS THAT DESERVE ANSWERS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law is he rocking the monster retard dick or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ^ this nigga, looking for a prom date 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i look forward to the updates Frate Raper.. Please don't disappoint. The only fucked up thing is that he fucks with the cats nails and whiskers. This thread has the early lead of thread of the month and front runner for thread of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law What poster is above his bunk bed on ceiling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ^ this nigga, looking for a prom date this australian white boy, calling me nigga you must really love his sister, because eventually inheriting this guy seems like a dealbreaker to me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law So grandma dies.....were all sad. We as the the six grand kids are asked to carry the casket. So were sitting in the front of the church while the priest is saying his thing, in fucking portuguese, and their are these huge vases of flowers leading up the stairs to the stage with god mang on it.........one of them just falls over on to its side. Her normie brother looks at me like "should we pick this up?". THE PLACE IS PACKKKED like 300 people in this amazing old church. With ninja like speed Frank is up there in a flash looking at how to pick the vase up..........normal humans would just stand it back up its on its side nothing leaking out. Its getting awkward,dudes up there for a few mins while jesus mang is talking his shit...... An aunt is like loud whispering at him and shoeing him like a cat hes getting nearvous......... DOES HE NOT pick the whole thing up upside fucking down dumping all the flowers and about 3 gallons of water al over the church....looks at the church standing there with the vase in his hand for what seemed like an eternity! Her normal brother and i were were doing the whole "oh,oh,oh OHHHHHH" then start dying, but holding it in.....I guess we did a great job as everyone thought i was hugging him to comfort him, not hold in our laughter. So now its time to cart g-ma out.......Frank has "tard strength" but rarely use is it....I get stuck with his sobbing sister,and him on my side. So we start....and after a few feet I notice hes not really carrying shit. Get to the steps and his sister is a fucking mess Retard isnt helping I'm fucking DYING,in a suit sweating like the priest on teen drop in night to the point I was almost screaming like a roid monkey!When we almost drop the ol gal loading her into the hurst........i actually had to take a knee and was seeing stars.......the pork chop community thought I was just sad not on the verge of death. This ones funny grandpa's got me so mad i almost started a fight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law quick one for lolz......... he speaks pure immigrant portuguese english, high pitched tard talk.It's cold out...as per homies in boxers.Were having a family meal and roles in to the kitchen an screams "oh it's so cold in here Frate, NO?" "No Frank it's not, but the again I'm wearing clothes" he chuckles awkwardly only to return moments later pissed off to inform us hes not eating where hes not wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law post pics of dude.. /nh tell him to make a 12oz account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Ya think he can read? I'm betting he got as far as "in a box with a fox" and gave up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ^hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law 12oz thread of the month. easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law photographic proof needed for anymore attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i would also enjoy a photo essay of said shenanigans. this has me rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law so wait frate is your real nickname that everyone calls you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law so wait frate is your real nickname that everyone calls you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law YESSSSSSSSS SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!!! NEED MOAR RITARD STORIES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I second the motion for MOAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Hes actually a super shitty person, hes smart enough to use his tard to be manipulative and rude and fucking mean. rude space people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Dude, if he is as much of a power eater as you say he is, by the time he becomes yer problem, he is gonna be like 4 bills rolling around in a "hover 'round" stinking of piss, spoiled junk food and fat roll B.O. Enjoy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law If he is a genuine retard, are you worried about what the wifey's brings to the table genetically? There might be a tard stream in her genes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law DID YOU JUST CALL HIS UNBORN BABY A RETARD??? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law He's not actually a retard, he's just Portuguese from what I understand. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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