purplegrape Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Neither do most if any retards. Infact I don't think I've ever even heard of a retard having to live in a padded room. WTF are you talking about? are you... mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Dear Frank, We regret to inform you that your subscription to "older white heffer's" has been canceled. We will no longer accept your partial payment of greasy one dollar bills stuffed in an envelope addressed to "Pron Ovher lordz". Thank You. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i love how this thread just keep delivering thank you fellow 12ozers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law When I was in high school my friends parents took in a dude that was full blown retarded. He couldn't really talk. Maybe a few words. But he loved to drink beer. Fast forward 10 years or so and my boy got a job at a brewery and he tells me if he goes over to his parents house with out beer dude just goes off. Cool story br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law why is his pinkie so far away from the rest of his fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Because his name's Frank. Yea. He's fucking Retarded you savant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank loves Black on Blondes.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I could use another Tale from the Frank /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Franks pretty smart, he smuggles his porn into the house by using news papers.......so for christmas I thought a great way to fuck with him and to look good to the rest of the family was to buy him a subscription and have it delivered. My girl freaked out saying I was being mean and that I'm smarter then him and all this other shit.......i ran it by her normal brother and he thought it was fucking amazing. I chickened out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law it's never too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law A girl went missing here and it was a huge fucking deal. It was in my girls parents hood....her name was holly jones,look it up. The police and an fbi profiler made up a profile and released it. It outlined an over weight, porn addicted loser etc etc. Frank reads the the profile in his porno smuggler and FREAKS OUT.........it fit Frank to a fucking TEEEEEE. He sits his mom down and tells her that he killed Holly Jones. His mom freaks out, everyones going nuts and I roll up to the house and drop the bomb. "YO THEY CUAGHT THE FUCKER THAT KILLED JONES TURN ON THE TV" It wasn't Frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law HOLY SHIT LOL! "MOMMMMMM, I THINK I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED HER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Holy shit, that's a thread in and of itself. Fuck that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law hahahhahahah. Fuckin Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I'm in the waiting room while my car is getting worked on, and I just alienated myself by bursting out laughing and interrupting the soaps on the tv. This thread rules! (frank drules) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law "I WANT WHAT YOU GOT UNCLE FRANK" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank Sr. searching for teh pronz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law hahhahahhahAHAHHAHAHHAH BEST STRY EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law yea but i mean........who the fuck did he really kill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Of_The_Mohicans Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Holy huckleberry cunts. I slept on this thread. I just read the entire thing and...man... I think you need to make a comic book story arc out of this ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law "The accused is a 35-year-old male who currently works in the Toronto area as a software developer," he added. MDS, a health and life sciences company, confirmed Briere was an employee and said they were cooperating with the investigation." I'm gonna guess Frank is in the clear on this one. Pretty close though in looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law he doesnt look thattt retarded... can we get pics of his room or something to further alienate and make fun of your retarded brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Love this thread. Give Frank some acid. Maybe he'll become normal. If that doesn't work get him wet. Props on the stories. Keep them coming............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I like his pseudo lois-pouch fanny pack. Gangster thug tard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law jesus don't give frank acid. if you want to make him normal give him ketamine, obviously. i kinda think its fucked you said he lives in a closet and everyone pretty much lets him to what he wants. get a lock on his actions and be nice to him and he prolly won't be a dick to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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