eviltrailer77 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 He has no idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 dog, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 oh man, you're such a progressive deconstructionalist. you should tell me more about the thug life you lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 what a smug fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 YOU TALK LIKE IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE RAPS ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 damn, you guys are hating hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I could, but youve had your fill. Comparing existences and prejudices is snowflake soft, youre probably the mirror boxing personality, or had a bad experience. Umad, I'm cool. no, you're not. i'm not even sure you meet the 'adult' requirement of this thread dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 i don't even know what you just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 straining, my first mate heard it - a sound unbeknownst to him, nor anyone but the rear admiral aboard and myself. it was the distant thundering of the negaprop armada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 i wanna hear some wacky stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 where is trolling the fuck out of this thread and you guys are jostling to throw him scraps of bread and birdseed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Comparing existences and prejudices is snowflake soft IF YOU DIDNT LIVE THE LIFE YOU PROBABLY COULDNT RELATE :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 He just stole FEED YER EGO's story and tried but failed to make it better. Now lets all go out and try to be the terrible-est adults we can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Everyday man, everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I really like the change if course this thread has made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 back to stories.. a homeless dude came up to my buddies and i while we were fishing several years back and handed us a free medium pizza with 2 slices missing. we all knew this guy from back in the day so my friend decided to fuck with him by throwing the pizza into the water and mooning him. he left after staring for 2 mins and ends up coming back 20 mins later to buy fish off us :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 i like to get drunk and piss on car door handles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 lol i do the same shit minus the drunk part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 sometimes i bark at my postman... i don't have a dog.... it's just so the postman shits himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 yea well if you didnt live the life you prolly can't relate LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Also, feed your ego had almost the same exact story that you wrote on the page before this. yeah seriously except mine is better cuz it was a husband and wife and i actually fucked her also, fighting some random drunk at your 20th birthday party at your birthday isn't terrible adult behavior because 20 isn't even an adult. that's just a kid doing kid shit but yeah i recently found out they weren't officially divorced until like 2 weeks ago yeah still smashing (she does ballet and was on an olympic gymnast training team. the vagina is very excellent) anyhoot, i'm pretty sure i said this in another thread...nobody believed me, but it's real over the summer one day i was drinking tequila shooters at work and proceeded to drive a cop car and i don't even have a license. especially not a license to drive pig mobiles all buzzed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 SOUNDS PHOTOSHOPPED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 whenever i'm a passenger in a car i'll say "oh ya fucker! look at that!" all excited and point whenever i see a dog taking a shit... i usually get a sigh and a look of utter disappointment from them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 whenever i'm a passenger in a car i'll say "oh ya fucker! look at that!" all excited and point whenever i see a dog taking a shit... i usually get a sigh and a look of utter disappointment from them... ill bet you also yell at the driver whenever he does a minor mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 nah i'm no that sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 peeing on a full roll of toilet tissue in public restrooms. havin done that since high school though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Not sure it this really belongs here or not. But a while back I was bullshitting around at work with my buddy. Was reading through the "Dear Abby" type shit in the Chicago SUN TIMES. Abby had a question that she wanted to ask women about there sexual experiences in college, and how many men they slept with etc... I decided to write my own, made up version of what wouldv'e happened if I ever went to college, or was female. I wasn't expecting it to get published. Figured If I didn't go too ape shit, I'd have a shot at making the paper... So a few weeks go by at work, and I'm reading the paper and what do I see??? 300 sex partners in 2 years of college BY CHERYL LAVIN cheryllavinrapp@gmail.com April 15, 2012 9:28PM Updated: April 16, 2012 3:01AM DEAR CHERYL: In my freshman year of college, my roommate and I started discussing sex. We both liked to party, and we bet on who could get the most guys in a year. I know, very immature, but we were young. To make a long story short, I won the contest. By junior year, I had slept with over 300 guys. I now have HIV and herpes. On top of that, I experience debilitating anxiety when I’m out. I feel like people recognize me and know my reputation. It’s very embarrassing. I’ve been alone for over five years and have only been with women for the past two years. I have a nasty resentment towards men because of what they did to me. SORRY FOR EVERYTHING DEAR SORRY: You’ve suffered enough for your behavior. It’s time to forgive yourself. It’s time to move on. Everyone else has. People are not looking at you and gossiping about your past. They have their own problems. You’re not even a blip on their radar. You need to forgive “men,” too. The men you were with were young and stupid, just like you, and they’re also suffering for their behavior. You need to stop condemning all men. Get to know a man before you judge him. And it’s time to start going out. Take baby steps at first. You can overcome your anxiety. Plan short outings. Sit in a coffee shop for 15 minutes, then the next time for a half-hour. Walk through the mall. If it’s too difficult for you to do this on your own, talk to a therapist. The bottom line is you don’t have to keep punishing yourself. People can live long, happy lives with HIV and herpes. It’s time to start enjoying your life again. Here's a few of the comments lol>THE COMMENTS ratspinkie 11:45 PM on April 15, 2012 The bottom line is that "SORRY" needs to start contacting as many former partners as possible to let them know that they need to get tested so they don't unwittingly spread HIV to others bkrebs 12:48 PM on April 16, 2012 Dear SORRY: Men didn't do anything TO you, they did what you wanted them to and let them do. They were NOT criminals or sexual predators preying on the weak; they were h-o-r-n-y college men who wanted to have s-e-x with a WILLING partner. Stop resenting all men for the behavior of 300 who acted exactly how you WANTED them to act. bkrebsd 12:52 PM on April 16, 2012 Oh, and Cheryl - where do you get off calling Sorry's men "young and stupid"? How many of them did Sorry tell that she had 100 or 200 before them? What's "stupid" about them asking her to sleep with them - and she said yes? Or, more probably, SHE asked them to sleep with her and they said yes. Just because young men acted like young men, driven by their hormones and not rational thought, does NOT make them stupid! pse 8:41 PM on April 16, 2012 Sorry, you were a slut hey you 10:44 AM on April 17, 2012 Um, Okay, yeah Sorry needs to forgive herself for the past and stopresenting men because it was her own actions that put her in her predicament. But I don't think that telling her to go out and date (men or women) is the best advice.... She needs to chill. Anyway, pretty funny I thought. Probably 5 people the day it ran came up to me at work saying "check this shit out dude." Not knowing that I wrote it , until I told them ...I knew I'd make the paper someday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 when my boss acts like a douchebag i fuck my girlfriend on his desk. pretty normal thing to do i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I also made the paper once. It was for a war protest rally I only went to so I could cut school and smoke weed. They got a picture of me holding some old black ladies and shit. My grandma has it on her fridge now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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