Frate_Raper Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My neighbour across the street from me is a cunt! She wont pay the paper boy the SEVEN dollars that is required to get the paper round here.....She only gives him TWO. She came out of her house to find a huge steamy loaf on the hood of her car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm crying laughing, this kid is the fucking man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I used to have a paper route when I was like 17, and I was a mean little muthafucka if people tried to fuck with my money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realize Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 This is so full of win, how old is said badass? I remember people tryin to stiff me /nh or pedo as a kid when I was a paper boy, one person felt entitled to pay half price so I started giving them half a paper..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masturbating Ape Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I used to have a paper route when I was like 17, and I was a mean little muthafucka if people tried to fuck with my money A paperboy at seventeen!!!???? Seriously, what the FUCK??:lol: :lol: :lol: I had a paper round when I was fucking ten. Cunt probably still goes trick or treating - With his fuckin mam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 What's funny is that I was the youngest person there with a route. Kids don't do paper routes in the city, since you have to drive a car and all. Little different than suburbia br0. I only did it on Sundays, and I actually should of kept it. $200 or so for 2 or 3 hours of work isn't half bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 ^truff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 this was the shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Lane Myer Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! [slams the door shut] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 frate raper and his paperboy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 roll reversal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ShortFuse Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 What's funny is that I was the youngest person there with a route. Kids don't do paper routes in the city, since you have to drive a car and all. Little different than suburbia br0. I only did it on Sundays, and I actually should of kept it. $200 or so for 2 or 3 hours of work isn't half bad When I was younger my friends and I would help their dad do his paper route. Fun as hell driving down the road chucking papers out the side of the van. Cant hate on making good money for just getting up in the morning and not really doing anything to demanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 used to be a 5 15 wake up every morning get to the shop load up the papers around 50 houses and off id be on my little bmx. come back get the next 50 and off i go for the second time get home dressed and of to school..i got paid £18 a week for doing 100 houses every morning because they were always "shorthanded" hence why i have the legs of a mule . i stopped delivering papers to people if the letterbox was smaller than the paper because i used to get shit for leaving it on the door.also you can steal thier milk,juice and what ever else people used to get delivered i just used to take if i needed a drink. fuck paper rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 What's funny is that I was the youngest person there with a route. Kids don't do paper routes in the city, since you have to drive a car and all. Little different than suburbia br0. I only did it on Sundays, and I actually should of kept it. $200 or so for 2 or 3 hours of work isn't half bad Yeah I never understood the depiction of paperboys being kids on bikes, because growing up in the city the only "paperboys" I saw were Mexicans age 20-40 driving pickup trucks with a guy in the back tossing it at your door. I'm guessing that's only a small town and suburb thing. Also, kids don't stand on the corner talkin bout "extra extra" either. I think that shit ended in the 40's-50's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 yeah its all old ass dudes in pickups here, ive never seen a kid deliver a paper in my life, altho there was this one kid i knew whose dad had him throw the paper out the back of the truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I'm guessing that's only a small town and suburb thing. must be, because thats how I did on my old GT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 paper routes here = child slavery a fuckload of back-breaking work for the shittiest base pay + a penny/flyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 fuck waking up early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 this thread got me to re-watch better off dead. thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 great fahkin moovie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 hahaha i know... imma get outta work and watch it tomorrow too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 EVERYONE SHOULD GET OUTTA WORK AND WATCH THAT SHIT. OR ANY 80'S CUSACK MOVIE. CAUSE I SAID SO. NUKKAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Lane Myer Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! [slams the door shut] :lol: case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 never subscribed to papers so i dont know how they work...do they deliver your papers in the morning...and then recieve payment for their services from the subscribers? i would think the company would pay ...just saying this cuz the dude shit on car for the 2 bucks thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I used to do a paperround when I was about 12/13 was easy money man, you could steal so much stuff just being out early in the morning, people would just leave deliveries outside shops, so would be getting free cakes/magazines and drinks. Would wander around smoking a joint delivering the papers listening to music, this was so long ago it was when people left money out for the milkman, they quickly stopped doing that tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 My neighbour across the street from me is a cunt! She wont pay the paper boy the SEVEN dollars that is required to get the paper round here.....She only gives him TWO. She came out of her house to find a huge steamy loaf on the hood of her car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm crying laughing, this kid is the fucking man! How do you know it was the paperboy though? If she's such a cunt like you say, it coulda been a number of people who she pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 A paperboy at seventeen!!!???? Seriously, what the FUCK??:lol: :lol: :lol: I had a paper round when I was fucking ten. Cunt probably still goes trick or treating - With his fuckin mam. This reminds me of this kid I used to skateboard with when we were 17 who let it slip that he was a Eagle scout. I real life AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!'d in his face. He thought I was being a dick. I never looked at him the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 What's funny is that I was the youngest person there with a route. Kids don't do paper routes in the city, since you have to drive a car and all. Little different than suburbia br0. I only did it on Sundays, and I actually should of kept it. $200 or so for 2 or 3 hours of work isn't half bad I don't think there even are paper routes in Philly though. You got crackheads sitting at intersections peddling papers to cars that are layed up at the light. I wouldn't call that a route though. Maybe up NEP they got that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 also you can steal thier milk,juice and what ever else people used to get delivered i just used to take if i needed a drink. [ATTACH]146685.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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