Knee Grow Please Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 so, i've been a vegetarian for like 3, 4, 5 years now. i can't remember. i was vegan for 2. i'm spending so much fucking money eating healthy. i'm not ok with it anymore. i could eat a couple double cheeseburgers and be straight for 2 bucks instead of spending $20 on enough food for a day at whole foods everyday. anyway, here's the question...how do people start eating meat again? do you just dive right in and down 6 baconators or do you have to ease back into it? i'm super sensitive to just the juice from meat. it makes me violently ill pissing out of my ass and blowing bile out of every hole in my face. i know i'm gonna need to plan it out so i'm not all fucked up at work. how long does this last though? just the first time? a couple days? a week? help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Keep eating bloody rare steaks until the violent shitting subsides. Easing into thing is for suckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 i dont know shit about it but if i had to guess you could possibly eat something thats only partially meat to begin with. like a salad with some bacon bits on it? bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich? im just guessing here. just dont start with the worst kind of super processed fast food shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 DONT EAT FAST FOOD WHETHER YOURE VEGETARIAN OR NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Eat steak tips out of a girl's asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 meat is for men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I wouldnt just dive back into it, but I would keep it regular in your day to day diet. I see a difference though between meat and your mention of fast food. I eat healthy, I eat meat, but I dont touch fast food. You might have a lot of trouble for a good while being that your body isnt used to it and all the hormones n what not in beef etc. So allergic reactions might come along with the return of meat. I could never be a vegetarian. To each his own. Not bashing it I just dont think I could go without delicious meat. Even if it has to do with the inhumane aspects...this world sucks...its evil yes but nothing will stop the way they do things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 just keep eating it 'till the asspiss subsides. whenever i'm super hungover, and i force food down, i end up shitting violently. it happens a few times until my body learns that food is okay and that alcohol isn't the only thing it needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 After about sixteen years of being vegetarian, I started eating BLTs left and right. No problem. However, I had a hamburger a few weeks ago, and felt like I was going to die. I would just stick to bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 human flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Start slowly with lighter meats like chicken in your salad, broths, avacado sammich with little pieces of ham fish, etc. then work your way to the manly meat bacon wrapped ribs with a side of steak. Or fuck it just be awesome and devour a fuckin cheeseburger right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 your stomach's gunna be all like "oooo whats this? ppppplffffffffflllllllllttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuughhhh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Thread is dumb. I'm guessing (with support from swamp's comments) that you had no real conviction to begin with. IE- Pussy whipped and/or trend chaser IE- The worst kind of vegan Did your girl dump you or what? Go eat a baconator as soon as possible. And enjoy crying out of your ass sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 my stomach''s gonna be like "great, poison again." i don't eat salad so it's kind of hard to ease into it. i know i'm gonna get sick. it's inevitable. i just don't know for how long. i have next weekend off so, i was planning on doing it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Thread is dumb. I'm guessing (with support from swamp's comments) that you had no real conviction to begin with. IE- Pussy whipped and/or trend chaser IE- The worst kind of vegan Did your girl dump you or what? Go eat a baconator as soon as possible. And enjoy crying out of your ass sucker. swamp didn't know shit. he comes up with his own realities and goes off on them. i was with my ex for 3-4 years. i went vegetarian cuz she said if i stopped eating meat, she wouldn't bitch at me for smoking so many cigarettes. after awhile i came up with my own conclusions about what i believed i.e. no cruelty towards animals, health, etc. i chose to be vegan after that. i haven't that girl in 2 years. i started being a vegetarian again about 4 or 5 months ago. that's the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 and since you're keeping up...i still have one nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 After about sixteen years of being vegetarian, I started eating BLTs left and right. No problem. That bacon pizza the other night was probably the best slice I've had in a minute. Now that you're eating bacon, you have to try the bacon wrapped dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 i'm not vegitarian, but I eat mad healthy, and mad fucking cheap... just gotta be on that grind, and shop smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 ^what he said. if you live in the east coast, shop at stew leonards. i eat healthy and cheap, but if you wanna get back into the meat game (/nh)... start out with salads sided by grilled meats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 fish, then chicken, then bacon, then homemade hamburgers, then steak. slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 a vegetarian diet is not a healthy diet :rolleyes: I don't understand why people keep saying that, maybe because industrial meat farming makes meat bad for you, but other than that humans were meant to eat meat, its in our genetics, our teeth is made for it. and plus you don't have to go to whole foods to be a vegetarian. Whole foods is a lifestyle. fuck it oh and meat is tasty. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor btw: not hating on ya or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Stew Leonards is the shit! Super cheap for local veggies, It's like $1.60 for a huge thing of romaine that lasts me a week, and I eating salads for lunch and with dinner. How about their raviolli's those things are off the meter. Pick up mad fruit over there too, I hitup BJ's and get the 55 packet Oatmeal, and Bananas for breakfast... Lunch everyday, salad, salad salad. I got to a local butcher and get like Boneless chicken breasts for like 1.69 a pound, and it's good meat, way better than half these supermarkets. I'm big on the ground turkey and ground chicken too, buy bulk, get a food saver, individually package them shits into portions, boom. I don't eat any fish, but my boy does nothing but fish. He brings home crazy fish on the regular, so if you are into that, start fishing homey. Having a garden, if you can do it, is a good idea too, I'm getting crazy tomatos right now and peppers etc. I probably spend 20-30 bills a week to eat, sometimes less... If you do pasta, every store now a days does $1 boxes and jar sauce if you fuck with that shit... I like to get it in with my own sauces and just freeze it into individual packages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ask your girl how she eased into all the meat she swallowed in Portugal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 you want to go from eating healthy to eating double cheeseburgers. What a slide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 baby steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterblunt Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I find it funny that dude was vegan and vegetarian and doesn't eat salads. what do vegetarians that don't eat vegetables eat?? doritos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 start with things like dairy, cheese, cooking with butter, then little bits of meat here and there... ad nauseam... then come to kansas city and commence the MEATWAVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I find it funny that dude was vegan and vegetarian and doesn't eat salads. what do vegetarians that don't eat vegetables eat?? doritos? Uh...soy, eggs, cheese, yogurt, nuts, fruit, rice, bread, vegetables prepared various ways. You know, there's not many options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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