Eating Meat Again aka i'm never gonna hear the end of this from swamp

[Knee Grow Please]

so, i've been a vegetarian for like 3, 4, 5 years now. i can't remember. i was vegan for 2. i'm spending so much fucking money eating healthy. i'm not ok with it anymore. i could eat a couple double cheeseburgers and be straight for 2 bucks instead of spending $20 on enough food for a day at whole foods everyday. anyway, here's the question...how do people start eating meat again? do you just dive right in and down 6 baconators or do you have to ease back into it? i'm super sensitive to just the juice from meat. it makes me violently ill pissing out of my ass and blowing bile out of every hole in my face. i know i'm gonna need to plan it out so i'm not all fucked up at work. how long does this last though? just the first time? a couple days? a week? help.

[MrChupacabra]

Keep eating bloody rare steaks until the violent shitting subsides. Easing into thing is for suckers.

[100%juice]

i dont know shit about it but if i had to guess you could possibly eat something thats only partially meat to begin with.

like a salad with some bacon bits on it?

bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich?

 

im just guessing here. just dont start with the worst kind of super processed fast food shit.

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

DONT EAT FAST FOOD WHETHER YOURE VEGETARIAN OR NOT.

[MrChupacabra]

Eat steak tips out of a girl's asshole.

[pertplus1]

meat is for men

[ShortFuse]

I wouldnt just dive back into it, but I would keep it regular in your day to day diet. I see a difference though between meat and your mention of fast food. I eat healthy, I eat meat, but I dont touch fast food.

 

You might have a lot of trouble for a good while being that your body isnt used to it and all the hormones n what not in beef etc. So allergic reactions might come along with the return of meat.

 

I could never be a vegetarian. To each his own. Not bashing it I just dont think I could go without delicious meat. Even if it has to do with the inhumane aspects...this world sucks...its evil yes but nothing will stop the way they do things.

[HELLA LOVE IT]

just keep eating it 'till the asspiss subsides. whenever i'm super hungover, and i force food down, i end up shitting violently. it happens a few times until my body learns that food is okay and that alcohol isn't the only thing it needs.

[Harvey Wallbanger]

After about sixteen years of being vegetarian, I started eating BLTs left and right. No problem.

 

However, I had a hamburger a few weeks ago, and felt like I was going to die. I would just stick to bacon.

[where]

human flesh.

[SheepOrDie]

Start slowly with lighter meats like chicken in your salad, broths, avacado sammich with little pieces of ham fish, etc. then work your way to the manly meat bacon wrapped ribs with a side of steak.

Or fuck it just be awesome and devour a fuckin cheeseburger right now.

[KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN]

your stomach's gunna be all like "oooo whats this? ppppplffffffffflllllllllttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuughhhh"

[Elorock]

Thread is dumb.

 

I'm guessing (with support from swamp's comments) that you had no real conviction to begin with.

IE- Pussy whipped and/or trend chaser

IE- The worst kind of vegan

 

Did your girl dump you or what?

Go eat a baconator as soon as possible.

And enjoy crying out of your ass sucker.

[Knee Grow Please]

my stomach''s gonna be like "great, poison again." i don't eat salad so it's kind of hard to ease into it. i know i'm gonna get sick. it's inevitable. i just don't know for how long. i have next weekend off so, i was planning on doing it then.

[Knee Grow Please]

Thread is dumb.

 

I'm guessing (with support from swamp's comments) that you had no real conviction to begin with.

IE- Pussy whipped and/or trend chaser

IE- The worst kind of vegan

 

Did your girl dump you or what?

Go eat a baconator as soon as possible.

And enjoy crying out of your ass sucker.

 

swamp didn't know shit. he comes up with his own realities and goes off on them. i was with my ex for 3-4 years. i went vegetarian cuz she said if i stopped eating meat, she wouldn't bitch at me for smoking so many cigarettes. after awhile i came up with my own conclusions about what i believed i.e. no cruelty towards animals, health, etc. i chose to be vegan after that. i haven't that girl in 2 years. i started being a vegetarian again about 4 or 5 months ago. that's the story.

[Knee Grow Please]

and since you're keeping up...i still have one nut.

[earl broclo ESQ]

After about sixteen years of being vegetarian, I started eating BLTs left and right. No problem.

 

That bacon pizza the other night was probably the best slice I've had in a minute. Now that you're eating bacon, you have to try the bacon wrapped dates.

[alloverthetown]

i'm not vegitarian, but I eat mad healthy, and mad fucking cheap... just gotta be on that grind, and shop smart.

[facemeltAAARGH]

^what he said. if you live in the east coast, shop at stew leonards.

 

 

i eat healthy and cheap, but if you wanna get back into the meat game (/nh)... start out with salads sided by grilled meats.

[hotsauceinthedickholewastaken]

fish, then chicken, then bacon, then homemade hamburgers, then steak. slowly.

[visual_ransom]

a vegetarian diet is not a healthy diet :rolleyes:

 

I don't understand why people keep saying that, maybe because industrial meat farming makes meat bad for you, but other than that humans were meant to eat meat, its in our genetics, our teeth is made for it.

 

and plus you don't have to go to whole foods to be a vegetarian. Whole foods is a lifestyle.

 

fuck it

 

oh and meat is tasty.

 

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btw: not hating on ya or anything

[alloverthetown]

Stew Leonards is the shit! Super cheap for local veggies, It's like $1.60 for a huge thing of romaine that lasts me a week, and I eating salads for lunch and with dinner. How about their raviolli's those things are off the meter. Pick up mad fruit over there too, I hitup BJ's and get the 55 packet Oatmeal, and Bananas for breakfast... Lunch everyday, salad, salad salad. I got to a local butcher and get like Boneless chicken breasts for like 1.69 a pound, and it's good meat, way better than half these supermarkets. I'm big on the ground turkey and ground chicken too, buy bulk, get a food saver, individually package them shits into portions, boom. I don't eat any fish, but my boy does nothing but fish. He brings home crazy fish on the regular, so if you are into that, start fishing homey. Having a garden, if you can do it, is a good idea too, I'm getting crazy tomatos right now and peppers etc. I probably spend 20-30 bills a week to eat, sometimes less... If you do pasta, every store now a days does $1 boxes and jar sauce if you fuck with that shit... I like to get it in with my own sauces and just freeze it into individual packages.

[Guest Ginger Bread Man]

[Drue_Down]

Ask your girl how she eased into all the meat she swallowed in Portugal.

[chopsticks]

[abcs]

you want to go from eating healthy to eating double cheeseburgers.

What a slide

[freakeenyc]

baby steps.

[misterblunt]

I find it funny that dude was vegan and vegetarian and doesn't eat salads. what do vegetarians that don't eat vegetables eat?? doritos?

[En Sabah Nur]

start with things like dairy, cheese, cooking with butter, then little bits of meat here and there...

ad nauseam...

 

 

then come to kansas city and commence the MEATWAVE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Realism]

I find it funny that dude was vegan and vegetarian and doesn't eat salads. what do vegetarians that don't eat vegetables eat?? doritos?

 

Uh...soy, eggs, cheese, yogurt, nuts, fruit, rice, bread, vegetables prepared various ways. You know, there's not many options.