jαm//wαttle Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 just slaughter a toad and gut its remains.. then buy a burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 fish, then chicken, then bacon, then homemade hamburgers, then steak. slowly. This...Basically. and KGP. if you know your going to get sick your plan of doing so over a weekend is probably the best idea. you know what they say....better safe than...yada yada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 fish, then chicken, then bacon, then homemade hamburgers, then steak. slowly. this. basically. and KGP, if you know your going to get sick then your idea of doing so over the weekend is probably the safest bet. you know what they say...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 i eat vegetarian most of the time because my girl is, kinda like jules from pulp fiction. idont mind it and in fact, it makes me a more creative cook. anyways, i was a vegetarian for 2 years myself and i ate unhealthy as fuck. i got sick of it and just went and got a bacon cheeseburger and never looked back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 That bacon pizza the other night was probably the best slice I've had in a minute. Now that you're eating bacon, you have to try the bacon wrapped dates. thin crust bacon pie.... my drunk guilty pleasure from dominos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ona dietary note, I will be drastically cutting sugar and carbohydrates, currently weighing in at 295lbs. I went vegeterian for about 5 months once...I started eating chicken first and it gave me crazy indegestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Also for every junior bacon cheese eaten in an hour we should collectively paypal kneegro 5 bucks per burger....pics of eating and aftermath required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 don't do it! veg is cheap as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 start off on something light like coldcuts... and non-red meat... turkey sub from subway. and then watch this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 swamp didn't know shit. he comes up with his own realities and goes off on them. i was with my ex for 3-4 years. i went vegetarian cuz she said if i stopped eating meat, she wouldn't bitch at me for smoking so many cigarettes. LOLWUT? So I don't know what I'm talking about by saying your girl made you go vegan, but you did it so she'd stop bitching about you smoking cigarettes? That's making you br0, eve if you only did it to shut her the fuck up. I've done plenty of thigns to make my ex's shut the fuck up (none as bad as going vegan), but at the end of the day I still realize they really MADE me do it. Compromise isn't compromise when it's forced upon you Either way, I'm happy that you've made this choice. I'd like to buy you your first meal involving meat (no homo), and I mean that...yodel at me. We need to have a life discussion anyways, ya boy is hurtin these days, especially after last night (again, no homo, just to be safe). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I find it funny that dude was vegan and vegetarian and doesn't eat salads. what do vegetarians that don't eat vegetables eat?? doritos? I briefly dated a vegetarian once who didn't like fruits or vegetables. She ate copious amounts of breakfast foods: cereal, pancakes, waffles, bagels, etc etc. I used to try and shove Baconators in her face while we were watching TV, it made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 thin crust bacon pie.... my drunk guilty pleasure from dominos My domiones guilty pleasure is thin crust, white sauce, sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Sausage and white sauce you say? l l 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 hahahhahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 i'm super sensitive to just the juice from meat. it makes me violently ill pissing out of my ass and blowing bile out of every hole in my face that's because it's not fucking natural to be a vegan. it's wrong, like two boys fucking. suffer and learn from it. get your immune system back up to where you can stomach real food - and double cheeseburgers (which are more soy than burger Im pretty sure, so to be on the safe side fuck em, eat steak everyday) i'd feel bad for ya, but I'm pretty sure you did this to impress some chick. so I hope you piss out your ass until you become the spokesperson against vegan ism. tough love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 LOLWUT? So I don't know what I'm talking about by saying your girl made you go vegan... aha, knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 fish, then chicken, then bacon, then homemade hamburgers, then steak. slowly. most def fish.. my friend is pregnant and had to start eating fish after being vegan for 4 years....she hates it but thats about all she can handle eating as far as meat. and oddly it goes the same way going to omnivorous to vegan..... whenever i hang with them for long periods of time eating vegan my body feels like hell.. and i'm hungry all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterblunt Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I briefly dated a vegetarian once who didn't like fruits or vegetables. She ate copious amounts of breakfast foods: cereal, pancakes, waffles, bagels, etc etc. I used to try and shove Baconators in her face while we were watching TV, it made me laugh yeah, you would think if you are goin vegan or veggie, you would really like vegetables. But no, a lot of vegetarians are fat and pale and unhealthy from eating massive amounts of carbs and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 that's because it's not fucking natural to be a vegan. it's wrong, like two boys fucking. . wait sooo.....lemon party gets an ok with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ask your girl how she eased into all the meat she swallowed in Portugal. ZING!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 yeah, you would think if you are goin vegan or veggie, you would really like vegetables. But no, a lot of vegetarians are fat and pale and unhealthy from eating massive amounts of carbs and cheese. If this isn't the fucking truth, then I don't know what is. Being a vegetarian is not more healthy at all. Lean meat is FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU. Modern agrarian society including the consumption of large amounts of carbs is the reason we have so many health problems now. Heart disease, diabetes, certain cancers and shit loads of dental problems. Carbohydrates spike your insulin levels, making you have peaks and valleys in your hunger, stop fat burning, add fat, and make your mind weak. By all means though, be a diseased pansy if you want. KGP becoming a vegetarian for the "health benefits", all the while smoking? Am I missing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 All that vomitting/shitting is just your bodies way of telling you your a fucking pansy for depriving it of the tastiest shit in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 yeah, you would think if you are goin vegan or veggie, you would really like vegetables. But no, a lot of vegetarians are fat and pale and unhealthy from eating massive amounts of carbs and cheese. This girl was tan and had a ridiculous body, but yeh, I can see how a diet of only breakfast foods could be unhealthy haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 And everybody, now isn't the time to mock KGP, that was what the last 4 or 5 years were for. Now is the time to support him, and welcome him back to the normal world. I always predicted that after him and his ex broke up he'd go back to meat (no homo), but I will give him credit that it's taken as long as it did 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Reading this thread I have come to one conclusion... KGP is a pussy. Dude...eating healthy is expensive? You know veggies grow out of the ground right? So that means you can get them free. You dont have to go to gay ass Whole foods and buy all your shit. Saying you dont was to be a vegetarian cause its expensive is dumb as shit. Beans and wild rice is like the cheapest meal I have ever had, so is rice noodles and veggie broth with some Chinese cabbage. Sounds like you never wanted to be a vegetarian in the first place. And I am not a vegetarian or anything, but even as a part time meat eater; I know that you can make meals on the dirt poor cheap thanks to bloodfart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 i'm addicted to the fake frozen buffalo chicken nugget joints and smart deli. i smoke because i like to smoke. i fucking love cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frate_Raper Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 i had to ease into it...DO NOT EAT RED MEAT!!!!!!! eat some chicken or fish.....take it easy or you will pay! I just got off dairy and feel alot better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 THOSE MORNING STAR FARMS SOY BUFFALO WINGS ARE DELICIOUS AND ALL BUT IM TALKIN BOUT SOME REAL WINGS NIGGA, SHIT AINT EVEN A COMPARISON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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