jungleHead Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 i like curves, 'nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 this thread should be changed to the loosest pussy you ever fucked. mine was in highschool. initially, she seemed tight, but i guess that was just the work-it-in phase. after about thirty seconds this bitch opened up like a black hole. i literally had to will myself to cum, no homo. she was skinny too, go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 The loosest pussy I've ever ran up in belonged to an extremely slim girl, but she was also kinda notorious for fucking many people, so I'm chalking that up as Woman Of Easy Persuasion Syndrome Yeah, girl was a pig. I lost my virginity to her, but I was the 4th guy she'd fucked THAT WEEK haha. I caught feelings for the whore too (first pussy sprung, how cliche of me), shit sucked. I still see her sometimes, working at Taco Bell and with a funny looking kid from the guy she was dating when I fucked her...I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 my ex got pregnant a month after she left me for a different dude. 4 months later, dude died in an accident while driving drunk. i win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Running into people who did you dirty in the past and finding out your life is 100 percent awesome and on track compared to theirs is one of the best feelings known to man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Running into people who did you dirty in the past and finding out your life is 100 percent awesome and on track compared to theirs is one of the best feelings known to man. So i was in a full out serious relationship with this bish for the last year. Before she met me she was in a dead end job with a drug habbit etc. she was perfectly thick, d cups nice ass but no serious flab (I'd post pics but yall don't wanna see my dick)...anyways long story short bish decides to go back to fucking her ex from before me, she's now picked up the drug habbit again, the dude abuses her, she's gained about 20lbs and looks fat and dropped out of college plus she's unemployed. I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 my ex got pregnant a month after she left me for a different dude. 4 months later, dude died in an accident while driving drunk. i win. mega win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 mine was in highschool. initially, she seemed tight, but i guess that was just the work-it-in phase. after about thirty seconds this bitch opened up like a black hole. i literally had to will myself to cum, no homo. Ive done the same. I had to throw the jackhammer in for a few minutes solid just to force myself to be done with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 One thing I've noticed, thicker chicks seem to have wetter pussies. I think skinnier chicks are kinda dehydrated agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Loosest pussy was a random myspace hookup with a 35 yr old military wife with 2 kids. First time I fisted a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 oh god ahahahhaa. props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 i dated this chick who had a nice thickness to her for about four years. We end up breaking up since she started doing crank and i was like fuck that.. Well about 3 years go by since i last see her. She calls me out of the blue and says hey i was thinking about u just wanted to say hello. I was cool we catch she tells me she married the guy she got with after me and they had a kid. Ok cool no big thing. She says we should meet to have a drink sure fine i still drink at the same bar. Well she shows up and chick looks like a fucken bowling ball. I was like wow i dodged a bullet on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 yes you did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 my friend took some girl back from the bar the other week and threw up on her because she looked terrible and he was wasted. win? not relevant but i dont care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I know I've told this story on here before, but I was once so drunk while fucking my ex that I had to stop and sit down in my computer chair. Pretty much immediately I puked into my trash can, and looked up at her like "So classy you might as well call me young Sinatra, bitch" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 LMAOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 i feel more disgusted with myself due to the reputation of some of the broads i've slept with...as oppose to the number of girls i've slept with (26). love them thick ones. at least 5 of em have a bad rep of being "loose". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 thick ones are not all whores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bububublah Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 my friend took some girl back from the bar the other week and threw up on her because she looked terrible and he was wasted. win? not relevant but i dont care. At first I thought "wow that seems like a dick move" but I changed my mind probably a hilarious situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 i know allot of fat chicks who are slutty, no so much thick ones....but i mean most chicks are slutty. think about it...if you were a chick, you'd be considered slutty too if u slept with 26 people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 americans have always found think women sexy. look at early playboys and shit. also, dont forget about ms. monroe, the most famous white "thick" chick to date size 14 then, size 10 now. she will forever be fucking beautiful. i think WOMEN who have natural real women curves are the shit but what do i know. carry on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 propers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I'm with Suki on this one... I'm definitely a size 10-12 gawker. Yeah, I said gawker... I know it's creepy but I'm old so people expect it, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Old people are mad creepy. I recently complimented an old man who works at my favorite drunk food spot by telling him "You've hit on every girl I've ever come in here with, and done it without ever creeping them out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 I'm pleased this thread has stayed on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 these are size 8/10 women. i think sara ramirez is smoking hot. vs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 i miss the fat margaret cho :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Christina Hendricks and Nigella Lawson... definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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