pornbooth Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 You are appreciated. Ya mothers day is coming up but whatevs this really aint about that. I moved from a city I loved were I knew almost everyone and had everything I ever wanted, I gave up all of it and moved to the mid west with nothing but a couple bags full of clothes and some random shit I could fit that I couldn't part with to come here and help her out with things. My mom is now disabled and was having a really hard time maintaining her house she was basically given by my grandma because of her condition. I have been here since January and still have no friends really just acquaintances at the bar i work at , have no personal space, and am basically miserable all the time... My life pretty much sucks fucking ass but when I think about her nothing else really matters and I get a feeling of joy and a smile. Love you mom, Jason Moms are the shit, show some appreciation if you gots it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 my dads job just got relocated. my parents dont really like each other, but they have gotten old enough where they just said fuck it. my mom had to move with him, 5 hours away. they lived in the house i grew up in. sure they rented, it was a duplex, behind some ghetto apartments near a busy street and a 7-11, but they lived there for so long. she was hella sad to move far away from me...but she has a new house and im hoping she will like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcloTmvTeA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 good for you man... thats hearty stuff im a horrible son & the parents will never approve + Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 mums are underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Good thread---Props pornbooth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcloTmvTeA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 I was gonna go back home to portland on the 10th but I couldn't leave her, I felt to fucking bad. I only saw her a couple times in the 10 years I lived in oregon and I can see it in her how much she enjoys my presence since i been here, I am always gonna be her little boy I guess and Im really all she has here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 i dont even know what to say about my mom.. only person whos ever really been there for me i've been a terrible son.. but.. id probably be dead in a ditch without you.. thanks, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 i was a terrible son for most of my life and still do fuck up here and there but she looks past it all and is proud of all the posi I have done... * 24'd at the moment, props will be given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I always dedicate this verse to mom-------- Pour out some liquor and I reminisce, cause through the drama I can always depend on my mama And when it seems that I'm hopeless You say the words that can get me back in focus When I was sick as a little kid To keep me happy there's no limit to the things you did And all my childhood memories Are full of all the sweet things you did for me And even though I act craaazy I gotta thank the Lord that you made me There are no words that can express how I feel You never kept a secret, always stayed real And I appreciate, how you raised me And all the extra love that you gave me I wish I could take the pain away If you can make it through the night there's a brighter day Everything will be alright if ya hold on It's a struggle everyday, gotta roll on And there's no way I can pay you back But my plan is to show you that I understand You are appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 im going to be hung over from the booneville beerfestival on saturday. my mom does not approve of binge drinking. she is gonna offer me glasses of water and vitamins allday i love my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 mom has always been there for me and thanks to that ive made it thru some hard ass times. cant see myself w/o my mom, she raised me good and im proud to be her son. i admit i do regret some shit that hurt my mom, learned from that shit and never fucked w/ it again. mom<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 not such a fan of tupac, but dear mama will always be a song i hold close to heart /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 my Moms is definitely appreciated. propped for you Pno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I need to get my eyes checked! I thought this thread said "Dear Mams," as in El Mammero. I get along really good with both my parents, even though I've given them plenty of reasons to disown me. When I was 13, I called a bunch of 1-900 numbers one summer. When we got the bill my father was pissed. They both called me into the kitchen and asked me about it. My mother started looking through the phone bill, and with a sarcastic laughter said "$32.79 for 3 minutes! JESUS CHRIST, for that kind of money a hand should just come out of the phone and do it for you!" She also farts and says "Oh, did you hear that Portague tree frog?" or "I think someone stepped on a duck." I love my mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_BE Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Good thread. Props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 when i was young me and my mamma had beef 17 years old kicked out on the streets... my mom...appreciated. im taking her to the city next sunday for mothers day..going to grab lunch and take in the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaureguard Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I JUST DRANK 3 FOUR LOKO'S AND ATE SOME LORITABS I LOVE YOU MOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie'sElement Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Beautiful sentiment dude. Know that the sacrifices are worth the great support you give the woman who gave you life. It's no doubt appreciated. Much respect for your choice, its a selfless act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I was once in a strip club in Detroit and one of the gnarliest strippers started dancing to "dear mama" I got the fuck out of there and took a really long nap, it was horrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ^hahahaha wow....why would a dj even play that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ill never forget the first time i seen my moms naked, shit i couldnt have been more than 6, maybe 7 years old. she came in my room, dressed like i had chaka kahn herself standing before me. hair blowin in the breeze that my open window allowed in, her choice of course. she always did love the smell of them daisys my father planted next to my window. she sat next to me, arms on her thighs, knees slightly seperated with her pretty ankles planted firmly together. put an arm around me, held me tight. leaned into my ear, told me today i was going to become a man. and that my father was leaving us. and it was time i found a job. told me thered be no more cereal in the mornings. no more hotwheels after class. explained to me that elementry school was no place for a man like me. and that it was time i be movin on. shit my feet were only a size 4.5 back then and my pops, he had big ol feet. size 11 at least fro m what i remember. she handed me a pair of old beat up steeltoes. stunk like shit. strange mixture of a real piercing cheese with an uppercut that darn near knocked ya out when you got close enough to em. she said as she handed me those dakotas, son. they might be a little big on you now. but youll grow, and not just on your feet, but in your mind. and in your sole. ya know i didnt realize at the time why her hand hand been rubbing my testicles. but it sure did feel good. when i looked down at that little man that used to submarine up out the bath tab on occasion he was sprung like a new condo bein put up downtown. one of them real big ones, 30. maybe 40 floors, accept this was no building. this was a penis. a purple penis. when she stood up, knowing she had pushed the right buttons in my head, and in my pants. i knew to stand up with her. i was a alot shorter when i was 6, so just stood right up on my bed. slung them old steel toes over my shoulder and open mouthed kissed my mom for what seemed like an eternity. she smelt so good that day, like a chicken pot pie with all the fixins. we made love that day. and was was everything it should have been. heck our little dog runnin around starin, sniffin even got a tatse. mom told me whoever said dogs a mans best friend clearly wasnt no woman, cause if it were. that sayin woulda went a little different. said she loved old dozer when hed stick his face between her legs. said sometimes shed even stick a milk bone up there for him to find. but she wouldnt make it easy on him, nope. shed bury that thing right up and inside so you could see not even a spec of crumbs on the outside of her lady part. bout this time every year i think about that day, and how it made me whom i am today. almost brings a tear to the old eye ball. but then i just laugh it off, smile and go for a jog. happy mothers day, mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Good thread, props given. Sadly I don't talk to my mom anymore, she's too far gone with alcohol and other abusive shit...but my wife is a mom now and she is appreciated. It's her first mothers day and I have no idea what to get her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Moms appreciated for sure. One of my goals when I graduate is to be able to pay her back for all she's given me, help out with bills and debt and shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 :lol: wtf cos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I SAID IM SORRY MAMA There's a Mom Appreciation Thread already br0.... search function mayne...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 hahaha @ reality cheque. must spread rep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 props due to mom dukes and all the women that helped mother me: grandmas, great grandmas, aunties, babysitters, teachers, friends, boyfriends' moms, etc. i actually cried picking out a mothers day card the other day, thinking about the love my mom has for me and vice versa, 'cause i'm such an everloving sap. and i wasn't even surfin' the crimson wave at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 i bet she didnt love you when you were sprouting pubes and reading sweet 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 anyone besides me dislike their mom? * ^^your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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