Your living in Paris, and your bored. Man your fucking failing durement.
Get to the catacombs, fuck it go see Pere LaChaise, Montmarte, hit Oberkamfp for a few brews. Or just get off your ass and fucking walk round, mad stuff to do, see, and try fuck in Paris dude.
Plenty of graff to flick or contribute too, if ya hadn't noticed.
Or say screw it and get back on yer drugs for a laugh.