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Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!!

 

I just can't get past cheesy song titles like "Dead SKin Mask." Hell Awaits, Haunting The Chapel, Reign in Blood, and South of Heaven, those are all classic metal albums.

 

Maybe I'll give Seasons in The Abyss another listen.

Or if not, you can have this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrh5ymn2Jlc

Dead skin mask- maybe could have been a slightly better title, IDK, but it is about Ed Gein wearing people's skin like a mask as seen in Silence of The Lambs, and hey- that's cool.

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Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!!

 

LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOOOOOOO GOD LOVES ME!!! THIS IS WHAT I GET TO START MY DAY WITH!? COFFEE AND A BAGEL AND THIS NIGGA TALKIN ABOUT "I LET A NIGGA WITH TITS SUCK MY DICK, IS THAT GAY?"

 

IM FUCKIN CRYIN!!!!!

 

 

YO MY NIGGA THIS IS OBVIOUSLY GAY MY G CUZ HOMIE DOES NOT LOOK FEMALE AT ALL, I MEAN, THE NIGGA GOT TITS BUT SHIT NIGGA IS THAT THE CRITERIA? "IF IT GOT TITS ILL HIT?"

 

WAS YOU ON ECSTASY OR SOMETHING MY PAL? HOW DID YOU EVEN CATCH A CHUB MY NIGGA?? NO HOMO³ THATS A DUDE THOUGH, LIKE MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT KNOW AND CAUGHT A WOPPEMON AND THEN THE NEXT DAY NIGGAS SHOWED YOU THAT NIGGAS MYSPACE PICTURES (TRANNIES IS ON MYSPACE MY G THEY AINT ON FACEBOOK YET) OF HIM HOLDIN HIS TITTIES AND BEEF AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU GOT TIGHT AND WAS LIKE "FUCK DUDE! NO WAY BRAH! THAT WAS A FUCKING DUDE DUDE?!" THEN I CAN SEE YOU BEING LIKE *SHRUG* "SHIT HAPPENS" (AFTER YOU GET ALL MAD)...BUT THE NIGGA LOOKS LIKE SASHA VUJACIC WITH TITS MY G. IM CRYIN AT THOSE FLICKS TOO THE NIGGA FOOT IS LONGER THAN A MATH TEST!!! LMFAOOOO NIGGA WAS PROBABLY BLOWIN YOU WEARIN SIZE 14 TIMBERLANDS DOGS!!! NIGGA HANDS LOOK HE COULD PALM A BEACHBALL!!! YOU LET THIS NIGGA JERK YOU OFF? YOUR BEEF PROLLY LOOKED LIKE A NEWPORT IN THAT BEASTS GRASP.

 

 

BASICALLY MY NIGGA THIS IS/WAS/WILL BE WILD GAY BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU HAD THE SAC TO ADMIT IT, SO ILL GIVE YOU G POINTS FOR THAT. ALSO FOR MAKING MY MORNING.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mero for the win.

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