DA KID MERO Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT...IM SAYIN ONCE I GET A TOPIC I CAN GO OFF, BUT COMIN UP WITH TOPICS IS HARD AS FUCK B!! ITS LIKE THE LITTLE STRING ON THE LAWN MOWER B ONCE YOU PULL THAT SHIT ITS ON NIGGA CHOPPIN GRASS BUT IF YOU DONT PULL THAT STRING THAT SHIT IS JUST 4 WHEELS WITH A METAL STICK...PULL MY STRING, NO HOMO SO I CAN GET ON SOME CHOPPER STYLE U FIGGADEAL ME? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Banana Hammocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destr0ya Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 try writing about basically niggas and bitches who try too hard like how some of the dudes on here who try od hard to be edgy, hip, and funny but come off looking ridiculous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 tall tees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 being broke, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 you should consider university. i start in january, and for real, ever since i made the decision, i've gotten a ton of different pussy (including a no strings threesome), saved a family from a burning house, and saved more money than usual. praise the gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 rappers white people black men over 40 that still wear fubu jerseys in '09 tourists mma "beer drinkers" that floyd mayweather spoke about ne-yo's hairline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 anal sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 fat niggas in tight levi's and turquoise shirts spanish niggas with puffy pony tails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 unsweetened iced tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 rap music current events general social commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 A guide for suburban and country people who enter the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Do me a favor and write something about how people move to NYC from east of bumfuck towns, and think they have some kind of right to act like an asshole. "Oh it's New York, you don't have to be considerate or polite." I was at a bar once and kicked this broad's purse by accident. So being the nice guy I am, I apologized. I guess my apology stunned her and she turned to me and said "no need to be so polite, this is New York City." GO BACK TO MONTANA YOU HOOK NOSED CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 LOLLLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 write the funny words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 AIRLINE FOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Your darkest secrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Do me a favor and write something about how people move to NYC from east of bumfuck towns, and think they have some kind of right to act like an asshole. "Oh it's New York, you don't have to be considerate for polite." I was at a bar once and kicked this broad's purse by accident. So being the nice guy I am, I apologized. I guess my apology stunned her and she turned to me and said "no need to be so polite, this is New York City." GO BACK TO MONTANA YOU HOOK NOSED CUNT! earl if you arent from ny then you just got your honorary diploma. A few years ago I had a gang of dudes nerds x10 walking down my block making nose banging shit, and I was walking behind my xxgf (nonprettysinz)and her mom talking with her dad, when I watched one of these fags throw a flower at her. I was seriously shocked this whitebread skinnyjeaned fairy just tried to be his version of an oklahoma badass at my gfs expense She looked perplexed when the rose hit her shoulder, I immediately ran up on dude and asked him if he thought that was a good idea. He goes it was only a flower. I said I don’t care what it was apologize to her. Dude behind him goes it’s a long walk to the hospital. STUNNED I was… his neck was tatted up with speakers and script writing, so I go dude you think im gonna forget those speakers on your neck when im not with my girls fam and I see you alone? This is my neighborhood. Yeah ok man loooong walk to the hospital. Then his boy goes im sorry man we were just kidding around. Had I not gone through as much shit as I have, and being a little wiser at my age, thought I might have even caught a punch from one of 5 or 6 of them I would have strangled dude, and im not tough guy. So they went on their way but I'am still on a speaker hunt. All these kids think nyc got soft as hell, and it did but seriously that shit got me boiling mad, its an epidemic at this point. /end rant sorry mero take it away. ps you got some speakers on your neck step forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I'm a much calmer human being than I used to be, and I don't fight nearly as much as I used to, but that situation you just described would have driven me to kill On some serious pick a rock off the ground and smash someone's head in steez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 something about GM finally not selling Opel or Saab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I might beable to kick the shit out of 6 skinny cornballs, and one to at least an inch of his life but in front of parents and on my block is just not a good look from any angle. plus if i get locked again im the skinny corball, and my life is good on the outside. a stealthy speaker beating will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 yo tell me this how does it go down to zero? and than go back up to 50. the world is ending. No photoshop, check the weather yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 ^^^ that happens in texas all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 "And whats the deal with hamburger? I mean its not made from ham, its made from a cow!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 people on welfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 we need some hood books. preach on them Mero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Talk about "fashionista" white teenagers will spend father's money on pre ripped denim booty shorts and seagull prints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 24 inch rims on busted up oldsmobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 24 inch rims on busted oldsmobiles make the south - go - round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Annoying as fuck mattress salesmen/any kinda salesmen pouncin anyone walkin through the door, lurkin behind customers like a fuckin velociraptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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