50million Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 i'd die if i didnt work. im down for part time, but i still need a job...it might be different if i had kids but i doubt it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 but do you cook tho.................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ^THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP. this had me rolling. "yeah i understand we just met but...so?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 i can cook almost anything.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 but do you bring the beers with the food too tho.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 yes. i like to pair beer with food actually...i can do wine...and im good at mixing drinks if you're into that sort of thing. i really like sazerac rye or yamazaki 12 year aged whiskey from japan..............just ask lili. we get that shit all the time. <3 lili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 These sketches are funny.... probably over the heads of a few people in here, but hopefully not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 this had me rolling. "yeah i understand we just met but...so?" It is true though every chick you come across first thought is always I'd fuck her or nah I wouldn't go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 i would like to think the goal of every man with any woman (not in his family) is to fuck them if they are attractive and dont have the aidz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 That's nature, for males to pursue females and fuck em' Some species eat the babies, shit is real. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I should probably stick to working. cooking has never been my thing. but it makes for a clean kitchen all of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 'Honestly, the only thing you really have to know is how to get to my mother's house. 9 times outta 10, thats where I'mma be when you pick me up. So, if you smart enough to do that, you know, we good.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Fuck all this June Cleaver shit. My wife is motivated as fuck, works hard, and is awesome. I'd rather have her making cake than baking cakes. Instead of me coming home to a sandwich and a fire, we both come home, chill for a few with a bottle of wine, and then go eat at some awesome restaurant because we have two good salaries. I don't mind doing my share of the housework now, because I expect to be in an ill crib with a housekeeper in 5 years. Teamwork, motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 salary people... oh yeah, and fiddy. we good. we good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Don't get me wrong, I'm not hatin on anyone who likes to be in a relationship with a woman who's their equal, both making money, etc etc. I'm just saying that I personally would prefer a girl who takes care of me and the house. The problem with me having this is that all the girls who are obsessively in love with me, I want nothing to do with ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I can see that. I have a lot of family that do the more traditional roles, and they seem happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Read the first page. Heres this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 My fiance recently quit her day job and went back to waitressing part-time. Now she keeps the house clean and cooks me breakfast all the time which is cool as fuck, but she's short on money constantly and I have to pick up the slack. Not to mention that when she gets bored, she interrupts my work and costs me money. I mean, it's cool to fuck when you're supposed to be working, but I'd rather she just got a day job and things went back to normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Instead of me coming home to a sandwich and a fire, we both come home, chill for a few with a bottle of wine, and then go eat at some awesome restaurant because we have two good salaries. Teamwork, motherfucker. looking forward to having this exact lifestyle with the wifey someday. instead i work my ass off putting in dumb overtime, paying all rent/bills etc. she brings home the bacon sometimes; with the $100 plus in monthly foodstamps. hopefully when she finishes rehab, then serve out her prison sentence we can move to oakland and embark upon said goal. not that any of you give a single fuck.. just been thinking about this alot lately. off the chest and out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 hopefully when she finishes rehab, then serve out her prison sentence we can move to oakland and embark upon said goal. oh, word? hahaha, I don't mean to laugh but...when the yellow brick road leads to the town...smh smh smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suber Giraffe Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I NEED TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND BE SOME FANCY ARISTOCRAT WITH 4 WIVES WHO PAMPER ME but not during any shitty parts of history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 if you guys want a woman to wait on you hand and fooot like this,marry a big girl.they'll do all types of shit to keep a man. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I CANT WAIT FOR MY WIFE TO FINISH REHAB AND GET DONE WITH PRISON WE CAN MOVE TO A QUIET LITTLE DRUG FREE NEIGHBORHOOD.. ...IN OAKLAND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 o yeah and this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trap-A-Holic Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Mine Cooks/Cleans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 wait what have woman invented even the gays have got all their shit locked down eg. fashion etc. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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