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cancelculttourist Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 He's like a hot pepper wearing a sombrero gonna be holding a soccer ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 (edited) All can control no stencils, fyi Edited August 9 by cancelculttourist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdleHandz Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 (edited) 23 hours ago, cancelculttourist said: Been dicking off and scratching my balls, forgot I had paint all over my fingers that's now come off on the sack, guess it's time to go shower again. 🙄 You don’t shower. I’ll give ya a shower; a golden one. Balls so stinky and sweaty paint comes off on em; it just proves that you don’t shower. wut dat smell like. I am watching the first “The Pirates of the Caribbean” waitin for shawd to pass out so I can finish up cleans downstairs. Edited August 9 by IdleHandz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 12 hours ago, cancelculttourist said: breh, you better wash your hands before you serve any carnitas out of your garage. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Nevvaaahhh!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 (edited) Being sick while my kid is visiting from out of state. Wonder if the bosses will let me switch from vacation to sick days. Edited August 9 by morton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 15 hours ago, IdleHandz said: You don’t shower. I’ll give ya a shower; a golden one. Balls so stinky and sweaty paint comes off on em; it just proves that you don’t shower. wut dat smell like. I am watching the first “The Pirates of the Caribbean” waitin for shawd to pass out so I can finish up cleans downstairs. yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdleHandz Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 35 minutes ago, Toiletseat said: yo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 1 hour ago, IdleHandz said: your smegma 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Waiting on some Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 scanning always scanning 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 also punching myself in the face for not noticing this option on my scanner until I was 819 photos deep absolute game changer 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Super fucking annoyed behind the bar.. my two coworkers are irritating the shit out of me.. one of them, the younger girl, won't stop fucking singing or stepping out from behind the bar or gets caught in too long of conversations with people, the other girl is just an absolute retard.. idk how "I've been bartending for 15 years" makes sense when she equally said she's never had to shake a margarita... 😒🙄🤦🏽♂️ Soooooo, I've been making cocktails for R&D.. mainly starting with ones I've seen or heard of and then figuring out what I can do to make it better or a bit different.. this one I made is called the GoldenRye.. 2oz rye, .5oz honey syrup, .5oz ginger syrup, .75oz lemon juice, .75oz mantanilla sherry.. didn't have ginger syrup or mantanilla sherry so I used ginger shrub and the Pedro ximenes sherry we have back here.. meh.. it's ok.. redid it without the ginger shrub and tastes alot better.. Still thinking of other shit to put on this new menu.. also nobody likes the Chicago sour idea unfortunately.. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Doing some more R&D on cocktails at work.. other coworkers submitted their ideas and were getting a new specialty cocktail list but idk how I feel about some of them.. everything is too sweet or too many touches for a rush, so, me being stoned af over the weekend and running my ideas through chatgpt I have a couple ideas for a cocktail using Malört.. the infamous spirit of Chicago.. The one on the left is a variation of a Nordic Negroni.. so instead of using campari I guess they use some spirit they have in Norway that I can't pronounce or spell in replacement of campari.. so, swapped out that for malort.. equal parts Malort, gin, sweet vermouth and 2 dashes of orange bitters.. somehow the gin brings out the malort taste alot.. if you're inclined on bitter drinks, this one is it for ya.. The second one I a little different.. since malört is such a distinctive bitter taste you gotta figure out what to cut it with.. so at first it was equal parts malort, aperol, grapefruit juice and half ounce of honey syrup, considering fall is right around the corner.. meeehhh.. the bitterness of everything followed with the taste of honey was weird.. a buddy suggested using this grapefruit cordial we have instead of juice and honey syrup to still have the grapefruit quality but still sweeten it up at the same time.. waaaaaaay better tbh.. added a splash of prosecco on top to make it a "spritzy" type along with an orange coin expressed and discarded.. alot better imo.. I'd take the one on the right over the negroni any day.. plus it's literally 3 things so super easy to make while in a rush.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Not sleeping like I should be. Schedules been non existent for what feels like a really long time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Going home for a week today, making preparations for the flight. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 22 hours ago, Tails0nE said: Doing some more R&D on cocktails at work.. other coworkers submitted their ideas and were getting a new specialty cocktail list but idk how I feel about some of them.. everything is too sweet or too many touches for a rush, so, me being stoned af over the weekend and running my ideas through chatgpt I have a couple ideas for a cocktail using Malört.. the infamous spirit of Chicago.. The one on the left is a variation of a Nordic Negroni.. so instead of using campari I guess they use some spirit they have in Norway that I can't pronounce or spell in replacement of campari.. so, swapped out that for malort.. equal parts Malort, gin, sweet vermouth and 2 dashes of orange bitters.. somehow the gin brings out the malort taste alot.. if you're inclined on bitter drinks, this one is it for ya.. The second one I a little different.. since malört is such a distinctive bitter taste you gotta figure out what to cut it with.. so at first it was equal parts malort, aperol, grapefruit juice and half ounce of honey syrup, considering fall is right around the corner.. meeehhh.. the bitterness of everything followed with the taste of honey was weird.. a buddy suggested using this grapefruit cordial we have instead of juice and honey syrup to still have the grapefruit quality but still sweeten it up at the same time.. waaaaaaay better tbh.. added a splash of prosecco on top to make it a "spritzy" type along with an orange coin expressed and discarded.. alot better imo.. I'd take the one on the right over the negroni any day.. plus it's literally 3 things so super easy to make while in a rush.. You got to push the Chicago dog cocktail right down their throats. It was meant to be. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 still scanning pics Also bugging out looking at the backgrounds of some pics and marvelling how things have changed. if you stood where this pic was taken nowadays you'd be dodging light rail trains or you'd possibly be in an underground carpark. and you probably wouldn't see the sky in the background. or id you did you'd be seeing strips of it between the apartments 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Bout to do my toes and nails and start putting myself back together as a woman it’s been a rough few weeks. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Wonk Saggin in Miami for the weekend.. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Killing time shit posting on 12oz. Girl's away, got invited for burgers at someone's home, empty fridge (I got cold beer!) means I'm arriving with an appetite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 SSDD? Waiting to meet some folks to go to a picnic. Still beer in the fridge and ice cream in the freezer. Going to chow down in due time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Just hit the whipped cream can and it feels just right 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 On 8/21/2024 at 10:05 AM, Tails0nE said: Super fucking annoyed behind the bar.. my two coworkers are irritating the shit out of me.. one of them, the younger girl, won't stop fucking singing or stepping out from behind the bar or gets caught in too long of conversations with people, the other girl is just an absolute retard.. idk how "I've been bartending for 15 years" makes sense when she equally said she's never had to shake a margarita... 😒🙄🤦🏽♂️ Soooooo, I've been making cocktails for R&D.. mainly starting with ones I've seen or heard of and then figuring out what I can do to make it better or a bit different.. this one I made is called the GoldenRye.. 2oz rye, .5oz honey syrup, .5oz ginger syrup, .75oz lemon juice, .75oz mantanilla sherry.. didn't have ginger syrup or mantanilla sherry so I used ginger shrub and the Pedro ximenes sherry we have back here.. meh.. it's ok.. redid it without the ginger shrub and tastes alot better.. Still thinking of other shit to put on this new menu.. also nobody likes the Chicago sour idea unfortunately.. Make a Lola like they serve at Union Electric in Melbourne. Best tasting booze I ever had. Maybe email them to get the specific ingredients but pretty sure it is on their site last I lookd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 As for Me I just had an icecream hating that I can never drink milk or a milkshake again as "it brings all the boys to the yard" apparently and I fucking hate them and the whores who indulge them in relationships and conversation for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Also I deleted the Traffio app that I use to get given "work" so other people can use the clause that allows the company I was working for complete surveillence (and thus augmentation by fucking Me over with trafficjunky.com URL redirects from what I found when scrutineering the URLs My devices have been pinging) of My digital life which the former HR Girl lied to Me when I queried her on it as I signed the updated contract last year. Whilst I got rid of the evidence with updating My iOS devices to iOS18 this morning, should I not be freed of money holding Me captive then a "xxlotov" could be launched into a bunch of Uteruses that could cause havoc on their operations as they go about dealing in literal human shit and profitting from it as their side hustles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 im going to this "Thuggz" restaurant in the food court here to buy Deebo Deluxe as I go back to eating red meat as I protest the financial chains still used as a weapon against Me. Plus I get to say I literally will be eating Zeus, given it is No Holds Barred and all battle of the Gods apparently according to Jorn's song Faith Bloody Faith and My fAIth in anyone in this world other than My 12oz compardes here TOILET worthy of having Me in their world is long long gone. Thanks for the shirt Schnitzel and I shall try eat less chicken given I was born in the year of the Rooster and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Also it is the least I could do to say Fuck You to the Bovine Father who would put the sound of Whore in his son's name of Thor as he knows there is no love in this world so you might as well nail (hence the T) whores Dad joke for sure right there yet totally fuxked up at the same rime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 I could eat alssariq the burger given Zeus as a God is half male and half female. I ate the female side only as the worst thing would be if I ate the arse of a male as I provide no sexual pleasure to any man as I hate the state of the society they and capitalism have built so they can keep their slaves like Myself. Fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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