SerialSkiller Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 switch up your everyday routine, even if its something as small as going down a different street this. i wish i did it more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 yes^ its the only way you can survive commuting to and from work/school on foot or bike every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 i just wish i had more options in my day to day life that allowed me to do so. routines fuckin suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 - there ain't no such thing as a free breakfast. - can't soar with eagles when you're chillin with turkeys. - spend money to make money. ive had a free breakfast at dennys for some promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 yeah, and you just gave them a free shout out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3weed Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 a fat chick is like riding a moped its fun until your friends catch you doin it - the pest . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 everyday life tip and/ or trick....just never fuck a fat bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 The fatties have a high rate of birth control failure, so if you are going to fuck a fat chick, you may want to wrap it even if she is on the pill. My friend who fucks fatties found this out the hard way, twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Listen to Iron Maiden, and you'll never live a sad day in your life..and all of your dreams will come true..CLOSED! :ballcap: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 - there ain't no such thing as a free breakfast. I walked into the buffet at my nearest hotel the other morning and ate till I couldn't breathe, completely unchallenged. Hotels have a lot of opportunities for the opportunist blagger. Free swimming is also usually pretty straight forward. Confidence is the key, that and being dressed like you didn't just walk in off the street, oh, and be carrying something in your hand, like a newspaper or something. Gives you the look of someone who is sauntering down for breakfast from their hotel room which they paid for in full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I've done quite a bit of free swimming at hotels over the years, that shit is awesome. Also, a few months ago me and my girl got popped drinking on the beach in Virginia Beach, so afterwards we walked into a hotel and posted up on their balcony, drinking while overlooking the strip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schism Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 If you are one of the unfortunate few that turns red as a tomato when you drink, eat some TUMS prior to binge drinking. No one will know you are wasted, until you make a complete ass out of yourself. no fucking way! vodka always makes my face red as shit and looking like a complete douchebag. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 When it comes down to it, confidence will always over power doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 -excersize. lift weights/run etc. key to great health and adding a bounce to your step. -Get a fog free shaving mirror for your shower (you can brush your teeth in the shower while your at it. -eat healthy dont worry about the cost because you'll only end up spending more on the medical bills when your older -If your losing your hair, rogaine will only slow down the process, but act quick because it wont really regrow it (re-growth will be minimal) -dont procrastinate your applications by giving people stupid life lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 If your in a store and want to purchase something wait 24 hours and see if you still want it. 9 times out of 10 i dont care enough to go back. collecting shit is stupid. money wasted and clutter generated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 that is good advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard nixon Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. "You're going to have to work on your english." Saying NOHOMO after anything remotely homosexual makes you look insecure as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 their, they're and there. piece and peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Always look people in the eyes when you're talking to them. Even when it's a meaningless conversation you may be having, you can really tell a lot about a person. They say the eyes are the gateway to the soul. i believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 i found this PDF full of tricks: http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media/pdf/2513.pdf some good ones from this: FLAT TIRE: You've got a flat tire on your mountain bike, and you don't have a spare inner tube. THE QUICK FIX: Create a makeshift inner tube out of leaves and grass. "It sounds absurd, but it really works," says Scott Kaier, a mechanic at Onion River Sports in Montpelier, Vt. "Leave one side of the tire bead hooked on the rim, and cram the opening with as much soft stuff as you can find. Install the other bead, and away you go." At least it will get you home. A TWO-WEEKEND PAINT JOB: You want to put away your paint-laden rollers and brusheswithout cleaning them. THE QUICK FIX: Wrap the painting utensils tightly in a plastic bag and stick them in the freezer. Once thawed, they'll be ready to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everybodysfavorite Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 always tell people that its going to take you twice as long as you think it will for you to get their that way if something happens you've already planned on it and your still going to appear to be early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everybodysfavorite Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 and if your trying to keep a new broad you just met, don't fuck on the first chance rather wait it lets them know you could of and didn't thus assuring your next visit a success. she couldn't doubt any of your intentions if your not obviously using her physically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5onit Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I head these "Rights cards" were actually useful in police situation such as Being pulled over, Stopped in the streets without saying nothing you can give them the card..You can write it on a paper and cut it out to fit your wallet.. "Officer, if I am under arrest or being detained, please tell me so. If I am free to go, please tell me so. If I am not free to go, please tell me why. I wish to exercise all my legal rights including my right to silence and my right to speak to a lawyer before I say anything to you. I do not consent to be searched. I wish to be released without delay. Please do not ask me questions, because I will not willingly talk to you until I speak to a lawyer. Thank you for respecting my rights." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 i had one of those.. never got to try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 and if your trying to keep a new broad you just met, don't fuck on the first chance rather wait it lets them know you could of and didn't thus assuring your next visit a success. she couldn't doubt any of your intentions if your not obviously using her physically Worst advise ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 don't be a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localmartyr Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I head these "Rights cards" were actually useful in police situation such as Being pulled over, Stopped in the streets without saying nothing you can give them the card..You can write it on a paper and cut it out to fit your wallet.. "Officer, if I am under arrest or being detained, please tell me so. If I am free to go, please tell me so. If I am not free to go, please tell me why. I wish to exercise all my legal rights including my right to silence and my right to speak to a lawyer before I say anything to you. I do not consent to be searched. I wish to be released without delay. Please do not ask me questions, because I will not willingly talk to you until I speak to a lawyer. Thank you for respecting my rights." try saying that with a straight face, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5onit Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 You don't say it..you write on the a card. the whole point is to remain silent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 buy strawberry dutches in bulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fexo Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Date like a man so you don't get played like a bitch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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