count chocula Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 • ride a bicycle - it's awesome • drinking good beer results in less hangovers • slow down when you eat and remember that it takes at least 20 minutes for the full feeling to hit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 1) steal a kiwi shoe-polish bottle (or kiwi salt-stain remover if you want the round bottle EXACTLY like the krink bottles... i like the shoe-polish better though, fits in yoru pocket less noticeably... like how a flask's shape works). 2) steal a little tin of 'aluminum' colored rust paint from wal-mart... it's in the same aisle as spraypaint and normally costs about $3... 3) steal paint thinner or mineral spirits, and some dot 3 brakefluid (hell, you probably already have this under your sink, or in your basement or garage if you're rich enough to have one) now empty out the shoe polish (or salt stain remover) by taking the top part of the kiwi bottle (pull out the deely that the foam nib is held in with). fill the bottle with a mixture of about 2/3rds paint and 1/3rd thinner (mineral spirits or paint thinner). add a capful of dot3 brakefluid if you have it. if you have a marble or a screw or anything drop it in as a mixer. re-assemble the bottle, shake it, and there you go, a 'krink' mop for free with not much work put in... hell, you can buy the **** and still spend less money than a krink mop would be in total with shipping, not to mention have enough paint and **** leftover for a refill. you can adjust the ratio of paint to thinner to make it drippier or thicker and more opaque... 2/3 paint and 1/3 thinner is what i use to make fairly drippy ink, but not so much that it's unreadable... i've used straight paint with no thinner before and had it work pretty good, although it was a bit too thick and sometimes left 'streaks'... just a little bit of thinner would've been enough to make it flow enough to leave thick solid opaque lines though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Well shit, I thought that exposing the secrets of how to make krink was a 12 oz no no. And although talking about graffiti in channel 0 is off limits I would like to say that Ideal Mark brand markers are the shit. http://www.traceypackaging.com/catalog.asp?prodid=638578&showprevnext=1 I learned this not as a writer but as a worker that writes on things. Buy a quality atlas and reference it when you read world news, it will help you develop a better world view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 - Google it! - If you ever go out to eat at a sit down restaurant or drink to a bar with a group of friends, always tell them its your birthday. Sometimes they comp you a beer/appetizer/dessert/etc, or give you a discount - Always carry some cash (bills & quarters), your debit card, a credit card, and your cell phone. charge your phone every night - buy & use a U-Lock for your bike - when you travel, eat & drink where the locals do instead of at the hotel. - want to travel cheap? ride greyhound & sleep in hostels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 the best lock for your bike is your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 -Learn to cook not talking spaghetti. Learn to cook everything learn to make your own meals not using recipes as a crutch. why be the person that has to go order the pizza from the shop down the street. be the person that can make the dough make the sauce and cook the pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 If you are going to drive in a situation where you may be arrested or let go with a warning, take your dog. The added hassle of having to deal with the dog may tilt things in your favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 the power of dogs are stronger than most think. compainionship - will never backstab you or be mean. girls love them home defence - depending on the size of your dog. but besides that. you can get by on less $5 day if you spend the time to learn/build a budget/routine. fishing line is more versitile than you think. if its less than 5 miles away dont drive. ride a bike if you really want it. there is way to get it. its better to try and fail. than to never try at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 instead of air-freshner leave a bar of soap in your car under the seat. it lasts a lot longer and keeps yo shit smellin fresh and clean instead of all "strawberry shithole" if you cant afford a soapbar just fish a biscit out of a public urinal. Problem solved. (joking but know a kid who used to do this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 the whole be nice shit. i have a big problem with be nice. I dont like people much but my pops will talk anybody up and it seems to do lots of good for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 When your stoner ass really needs to get that smell out quick, spray the febreeze ON the fabric/car seat/ couch, not around it. It eliminates odors faster & more effectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 this is a good thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Heed all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 When your stoner ass really needs to get that smell out quick, spray the febreeze ON the fabric/car seat/ couch, not around it. It eliminates odors faster & more effectively. Isn't that how you use fabreeze? Who uses that shit like an air freshner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Heed all of them Tim and Eric have experienced a SYSTEM FAILURE. Fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 shop at walmart,., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 DoMe!;6702436']What if it gets really hot in my car... would soap bar make it smell bad from melting and shit? This is a joke or your brand of sarcasm, right? Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 -Learn to cook not talking spaghetti. Learn to cook everything learn to make your own meals not using recipes as a crutch. why be the person that has to go order the pizza from the shop down the street. be the person that can make the dough make the sauce and cook the pizza. It's always something good to know if your into it but where im from, thats what the ladie's for... Just find one of those and your set for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I believe that's referred to as giving her "the Smudgie" :lol: the correct term would be giving her an alaskan pipeline. one the shit melts...:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 How to save money on batteries(watch and AAA) A23(12 volt) batteries contain 8(1.5 volt) batteries inside them which are typically used in watches. 9 volt batteries contain 6 AAAA batteries, AAAA are identical to AAA in voltage(1.5) but they are smaller which brings us to tip 2. If the contact piece on your remote control or other battery powered item is missing or loose, just wad up some aluminum foil and put it in between the battery to make the contacts connect again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Learn to cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 try not to be too stingy with loaning money out to people you know you can trust. it may benefit you someday. always listen to new music, no matter how faggy the fanbase may be. (except for juggalo shit, it will give you tumors.) never be afraid to cry when you have to, its not good to hold things like that in. people underestimate how healthy it is to get your feelings out. always remember that you are where you are in life because you chose to be there. its not up to anyone else how your life is lived but you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH** Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 never be afraid to cry when you have to, its not good to hold things like that in. people underestimate how healthy it is to get your feelings out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 dont talk so much shit in your cities thread on twelve oz to where people get so mad you get death threats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 It's always something good to know if your into it but where im from, thats what the ladie's for... Just find one of those and your set for life. so christeezy you got a man? i give excellent massagaes ya know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 STEAL* at walmart,., FIXED* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toprock Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 cut pvc pipe with string. ..not usefull at all . sorry. hey, this doesnt work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 not to be a tinfoil hat kind of person, but have a emergency preparedness backpack/kit whatever. (of course the government has recommendations for your preparedness kit, http://www.ready.gov/america/getakit/index.html but i would probably also pack whatever you've yelled at the screen during a zombie movie. i.e. shotgun) open a sealed envelop, throw it in the freeze for two hours or more, gently slip knife under seal and open. i don't know if this is true but tomatoes last longer if you store them stem side down. and apparently green peppers with 3 round parts on the bottom are sweet and better to eat raw, while peppers with 4 round parts on the bottom are better for cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 When using public bathrooms, open the door with a paper tower or your shirt. A lot of muthafuckas do not wash their hands after they take a shit. Never shake hands with someone while you are in the bathroom. When someone asks for the salt, pass the pepper as well. It's proper table etiquette. Run fast, walk slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxaddict Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Run fast, walk slow. Fuck that, I hate slow walkers. Annoying as hell when you're behind them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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