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CityonSMASH**

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  1. actually no, i was refferring to how you figured out how to outright make an entire post speaking on the overuse of the letter 'C disapear. MOD. or magician...
  2. and this is why, your name is 'Smart. /goodhearted sarcasm. please dont ban me :)
  3. this is absolute fucking FAIL. obviously by know means am i some spelling officianodo but for chrsists sake if you own/run a place of buisness with any kind of letterhead get your godamn shit right. this aint 12oz this is real world realitys of buisness. fucking FAIL. 1st pic watch for : *katchup x 2 (along with the correct spelling once) *potatoe (aswell with the correct spelling once) 2nd pic watch for: *pneer (some indian shit that they spell "paneer" directly below it) *spinch x 2 *fetta x 2 (should have one 'T) *peproni x 3 and before you get going on the "canadian pizza" iv NEVER in my life even HEARD of putting a "hash brown" on a fucking pizza let alone ate one. initially i wrote this to put on the flyer to signify this is real and not photoshopped but it looked so damn fresh on my desk i had to leave there for you toys to toke on.
  4. haha fief still rockin out. guy surpasses so much turmoil yet keeps killin it. Maps tag lookin koo.
  5. easy: what you do is poor yourself a tall glass of room temperature urine, collected no later than yesterday afternoon. crack an egg, add salt to taste. stir. walk to your nearest computer, laptop preferabley so as you can remain mobile during said excersize. enter http://www.12ozprophet.com into your browser. wait. then once the screen goes grey and a mac add appears click it. twice. three times if your a premium member. then, sip accordingly as you browse. open the section known as "third rail" gulp. puke. screenshot... your welcome.
  6. two words: FOG RAW woops. i mean: FOIS GRAS
  7. Take your hand off my leg.
  8. Erkle actually made sense there. Surprisingly I understood. *Because of 12oz I learned the difference between your and you're. I'm in my car right now but I just reached in my glove box for something and I got twilight zoned cause of something I put in there a few months back. Its a pizza delivery flyer me and a homie found on the ground one time and for some reason decided to read. The thing has a rediculous ammount of spelling mistakes. Ill take a flick when I'm at home. Huxtable it appears your googling has payed off for at least a brief minute of your otherwise useless existance. I'd say thank you but I'd rather not. Instead I will part by saying your an idiot.
  9. on my comp there steady mac. on my bberry there steady tag.
  10. actually NO YOU DIDNT. who the fuck says "kind retards" as "opposed to mean retards" just like your fraudulant spellcheck bullshit your fraudulant when you explain yourself. plastic bitch.
  11. rad flicks. best thread iv seen on here since my "PICTURES OF FAT PEOPLE AND/OR CRYING PEOPLE" RIP LivingProof.
  12. hate to break it to ya champ. but you FORGOT an *of between 'kind & 'retard. hilarious.
  13. USING A SPELL CHECK IS FOR FAGGETS. shits plastic as fuck. do you walk around speaking through a spell check micraphone? NO. i type how i type i talk how i talk. you little pussys using spellchecks are just wannabe smart people. you make the same fuckin mistakes as everyone else yet because you funnel yer shit through a spell check siv somehow think your med school profs.
  14. im disgusted with myself for not opening this thread earlier.
  15. i once enjoyed a half drank 3 day old aged brew of the finest molsons hops after an 8ball of cocaine and endulging on a delicious three stripped bacon half bun with butter. the beer was truly delectable and bacon utterly succulant. aged beer is divine. especially when you cannot pass any air through your nostrils and your not wearing any pants.
  16. what happened to that chick. did she get pruned before her next onscreen jobby job. nobody likes an old bitch. but when she was a new bitch. i woulda bitched her like a bitch.
  17. Re: Obama doesn't like black people haha chubbs you fat filthy animal. that was actually kind of funny. im assuming you stole it somewhere like it was leftovers off a nearby mcdonalds lunch tray but reguardless. now run three laps and sweat that fry off pig.
  18. well considering i do now have a shitty day cockbreath.
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